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My First Time To Use Condom by Chule(m): 8:53am On Dec 17, 2015 |
MY FIRST TIME TO USE A CONDOM.. . I entered a shop and bought a pack with 3 condoms, looked at them curiously for a while wondering how on earth I could use them. The Lady at the counter noticed my puzzlement and asked sincerely, ''Have you ever used a condom? Do you know how to put it on?'' I blushed and said,"No!" The lady took one condom and opened it and wore it on her thumb as an example. . "This is how you wear it. You have to make sure its tight!'' I was even more puzzled by this. I was just an innnocent young man. She noticed how shy and confused I was. "You must be a virgin," she said teasingly. "Have you ever had sex?".. She asked.. l said, ''No!" . Then she looked around the shop; there was no one but just the 2 of us. She called me behind the counter, opened the door leading to the back-rooms and invited me in. She quickly locked the door, told me to hurry up... "We don't have time!" She said. . She pulled her short skirt up, her panty down, opened her legs and layed her back on a table. Then she told me to wear the condom on just like she had told me. I did, and she pulled me close, and oh yes there I Was right deep inside her wet sweet flesh. . But Oh My God no, in just 10 seconds inside it was just too much and I came, tsaaa tsaaa tsaaa tsaaaa twii twii tsaaa ziii.!! The lady feels it too, she feels the hot cremora inside her, and asks me, ''Did you put the condom on like I told you?" "Yes I did. Just like you told me!" I replied. She says, ''Lets see!" . (I showed her) "Oh shit!" she screamed. "You are supposed to wear it on your PENIS not on your THUMB, you dummy!! . **Unfortunately she fainted)*** |
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