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1. For engineers every course apart from engineering is easy.

2. An engineer has the power of getting up at 9.25 am and
reaching the class at 9.30 am.

3. T-shirt and jeans are engineer's national dress while galla and La casera is the national food.

4. A normal person will fix the broken things but an engineer will first break a thing and then he would fix it.

5. An engineer can build a car, spaceship and they even can
make time machine. However, he just can’t build a relationship
with a LADY.

6. An engineer doesn't care for the rise in price of petrol or gold but he gets mad when cigarette costs #20 instead of #10.

7. An engineer loves to solve a problem. If there is no problem,
then he will create one and would start solving it.

8. An engineer can derive any relation just give them the final
expression.

9. Are you made of copper(CU) and tellurium(TE), because
you’re CUTE. This is how engineers flirt.

10. An engineers’s worst nightmare is teacher taking the class
but not taking the attendance.

11. An engineer can finish his syllabus in one night.

12. An Engineer knows nothing, but only an Engineer knows
this.

13. An Engineer will never sleep in night and will never wake up in morning.

14. An Engineer is the most innocent person in front of his
parents.

15. Never argue with an engineer because arguing with
Engineers is like killing the mosquito on your cheek, you might or might not kill it, but you’ll end up slapping yourself.

16. No one can speak better English than an engineer who is
having a bottle of ORIGIN in his hand.

17. There is always a hidden folder in engineer's laptop.

#Engineers_rock_joor......

Source?

MRpii:
Source?

Source ke...... Na me be the source.

Funny but true fact indeed... An engineer will not find it funny in the 1st place #fact

1, 3, 7 , 10

AM AN ACCOUNTANT

hmm...

engineers be like

apalawen:
not funny at all jor, I no get time

...make i continue dey smoke my tin

Which Engineers?

'An engineer cannot build a relationship with a lady'

i stopped reading immediately I saw this.

my dad is an engineer and lived with my mum for 38 yrs before she passed away.


I am an engineer and I ve been in a steady relationship for 4 yrs...



where on earth do nairalanders dig up all this yeye post from?


anyway........... we engineers rock!

what an ever challenging career

Op you are 100% correct

good

Not the ones we've here in Nigeria

Truths..

You can't hate Maths, and the same tym Love Engineering....

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This topic is suppose to be tagged "Nigerian Engineers"______ lemme add mine #Engineers believes anybody that's not an engineer does not know anything about Engineering


Nice one OP____ this topic reminded me of Jonny the Engineering Student
Papa - Jonny let us wait for the electrician to come
Jonny - No papa, I can fix it, am I not an engineering student?
*shocks him*
Papa - did it shock u??
Jonny - No papa let us wait for the Electrician

18. Op if you are not an Engineer and you are writing this majority of trash, "Your Garri will sour".

Hit like if I are and engineer or prospective engineer



As the ladies always say... .. if ur boyfriend or husband isn't an engineer. ... . Then you are single

An engineer doesnt care about the exam nor the number of questions that he answered,he is interested in his final GP

This traffic jam wey dey IB atm na wa ooo. Motor don plenty for IB too oo.

So true .Engineers rock

18. Engineers take first row and active roles at worship centres.

Na so....true yarn..

Proudly registered Engineer some of them you're right.

I can relate to 1, 2 (have done this before but mine was waking 7.55 and getting to class 8.05), 4, 5 , 8, 10, 11 (constant), 17 (like 7 hidden folders )

Proudly
An engineer



School Riot nko