An Engr can fix anytin bt cnt fix/build a rltshp wit a LADY....true to dat.

18.
More importantly,

OP U R SO ON POINT I CANT EVEN C ANY POINT AM NOT GUILTY OF. SHA 1 GBOZA 4 U

really funny, but all d facts r nt d same wit all engineers... Am proud to be 1

I am an Engr. by the grace of GOD. Most of the things written here are true. Most of us unconciously do them. You really made my day. A good write-up i must say!!

an almost perfect write up.

Phunmibi:


urgh, wetin do am na.

Surprising why a female wants to feel rugged. It's uncommon.

#6 is soo out of it.

I don't care if the price of cigarettes rise above sea level...I don't smoke.

Jean wif tee shirts....my corporate outfit.

There's no course I'd rather study.......Engineering rocks. #Mechanical

I don't see all those attribute in my life as a Metal/Material engineer I am













#signatureme#mybiz#

totally uninteresting

themejiwalker:


Surprising why a female wants to feel rugged. It's uncommon.

that's my nature... i look more of bones than flesh

Phunmibi:


that's my nature... i look more of bones than flesh

Are you an engineering student or an engineer

idu1:
are u coren?

Yes am a registered Civil Engineer I mean "COREN"

Piece of thrash write up. Engineers a'int any of what u did describe.

debbie:
An engineer doesnt care about the exam nor the number of questions that he answered,he is interested in his final GP

It's all about the GP My dear.

am an engineer and I endorse this.
The op has alot of truth in it.

Mznaett:
Proudly an Engineer

We rock jor

what's ur specialisation?

I rep chemical engineers.........

catalanscrew:
Yes am a registered Civil Engineer I mean "COREN"

that's cool menh....

All this don't add up. Engineers are not all these craps you mentioned. Origin...cigarette....It's about your attitude. Anyone without strong values could be involved in the vices you mentioned. About the virtues, few of them are obtainable anyway.
Proudly a practicing Engineer

kinggenesis:
1. For engineers every course apart from engineering is easy.

2. An engineer has the power of getting up at 9.25 am and
reaching the class at 9.30 am.

3. T-shirt and jeans are engineer's national dress while galla and La casera is the national food.

4. A normal person will fix the broken things but an engineer will first break a thing and then he would fix it.

5. An engineer can build a car, spaceship and they even can
make time machine. However, he just can’t build a relationship
with a LADY.

6. An engineer doesn't care for the rise in price of petrol or gold but he gets mad when cigarette costs #20 instead of #10.

7. An engineer loves to solve a problem. If there is no problem,
then he will create one and would start solving it.

8. An engineer can derive any relation just give them the final
expression.

9. Are you made of copper(CU) and tellurium(TE), because
you’re CUTE. This is how engineers flirt.

10. An engineers’s worst nightmare is teacher taking the class
but not taking the attendance.

11. An engineer can finish his syllabus in one night.

12. An Engineer knows nothing, but only an Engineer knows
this.

13. An Engineer will never sleep in night and will never wake up in morning.

14. An Engineer is the most innocent person in front of his
parents.

15. Never argue with an engineer because arguing with
Engineers is like killing the mosquito on your cheek, you might or might not kill it, but you’ll end up slapping yourself.

16. No one can speak better English than an engineer who is
having a bottle of ORIGIN in his hand.

17. There is always a hidden folder in engineer's laptop.

#Engineers_rock_joor......

engineers always have their bags filled with past questions.

nd diz made FP, wel, am nt much surprised...d list would have been great if itz just 10.

themejiwalker:


Are you an engineering student or an engineer

both... still working/learning/schooling(would be)

FYI, 80% of the listed trash ain't true. May be your researched Uni is in another planet.

Proud to be an Engineering Student !!!

Phunmibi:


both... still working/learning/schooling(would be)

Na you o. Strong woman.

kinggenesis:
1. For engineers every course apart from engineering is easy.

2. An engineer has the power of getting up at 9.25 am and
reaching the class at 9.30 am.

3. T-shirt and jeans are engineer's national dress while galla and La casera is the national food.

4. A normal person will fix the broken things but an engineer will first break a thing and then he would fix it.

5. An engineer can build a car, spaceship and they even can
make time machine. However, he just can’t build a relationship
with a LADY.

6. An engineer doesn't care for the rise in price of petrol or gold but he gets mad when cigarette costs #20 instead of #10.

7. An engineer loves to solve a problem. If there is no problem,
then he will create one and would start solving it.

8. An engineer can derive any relation just give them the final
expression.

9. Are you made of copper(CU) and tellurium(TE), because
you’re CUTE. This is how engineers flirt.

10. An engineers’s worst nightmare is teacher taking the class
but not taking the attendance.

11. An engineer can finish his syllabus in one night.

12. An Engineer knows nothing, but only an Engineer knows
this.

13. An Engineer will never sleep in night and will never wake up in morning.

14. An Engineer is the most innocent person in front of his
parents.

15. Never argue with an engineer because arguing with
Engineers is like killing the mosquito on your cheek, you might or might not kill it, but you’ll end up slapping yourself.

16. No one can speak better English than an engineer who is
having a bottle of ORIGIN in his hand.

17. There is always a hidden folder in engineer's laptop.

#Engineers_rock_joor......

This post is true to a large extent....but i sense a fundamentally wrong assumption in it....that all engineers are male

Hit like if you are a female engineer or you know a female engineer that rocks....i know we do!

but don't know about the cigarette and flirting techniques o.

themejiwalker:


Na you o. Strong woman.

Na God o. Honestly its not been easy. Had to quit med school to follow my passion

Phunmibi:


Na God o. Honestly its not been easy. Had to quit med school to follow my passion

I admire your courage. I want to be like you when i grow up sha.

Are your folks in support?

salelemoid:
how can they finish syllabus in a nyt

I did. During my degree exam, I hated a course I carried over, but when it had to be tomorrow, I did.

PROUDLY PVSSY ENGINEER!!!!!!!

1)True....we find everything apart from pvssy engineering hard

2)TRUE.......yea cos we don't waste tym when there is an available pvssy...so we wake up at 9:25 n get to pvssy faculty at 9:30

3)LIE........gala and lacasera can never b our best food not when iya sikira sells pvssy cake

4)LIE....pvssy engineers will Neva break a pvssy b4 mending instead we do otherwise

5)TRUE......... d only relationship we build with a woman is "with relationship to d pvssy"......just lyk our lecturer will say solve girl "y" in relation to pvssy "x".

6)False.......d only care we have for rise in things is when our JT rises...we neva want it to come down prematurely!!!!

7)True.......a pvssy engineer loves to solve problem especially those pvssy related problem!!!!

True.......yea pvssy enginers can derive pvssy related equations.....so need beating about d bush n pretending dt u want to make d pvssy eqn hard for us cos we will still solve it!!!!!!

9)False.....cos d chat up line is sack

10)Truth.......a pvssy engineer worse night made is a pvssy coming to you but still refusing to mark attendance on your JT!!!!!

11)True.......pvssy engineers syllabus last for one night unless we have carry over to d next day!!!!!!!"

12)False pvssy engineers are intelligent and we all know it!!!!!!

13)True......we don't sleep in d night and don't was up in d morning because we solve pvssy eqn all night

14) True....we are d most innocent beings in front of our parents

15).....True.......Neva argue wit a pvssy engineer......cos u arguing wit him know next to nothing!!!!!

16)True.......no one speak English beta than a pvssy engineer solving a pvssy eqn .....we speak like " go n wait inside d bed 4 me"".....

17)True.......yea thare is always a hidden folder....n dt folder teaches us how to solve hard pvssy eqns!!!!

HOPE AV CLARIFIED THINGS