breakingbad:
Being a reader of different topics on nairaland one section that always catch my attention is the Politics section especially due to members comments. The following are some observations I've made as an observing member

1. Sentimental Saints . People tend to be religiously partisan, supporting a particular party regardless of the sanity or lack of sanity of their actions. Criticize their party and be crucified.

2. Insult Distributors: the quickest way to get insulted on nairaland is to pledge ur support for a particular party or any of its member or mention a politician's name and they come rioting. The longest posts on Nairaland owes its thanks to this set

3. Picture Posters : These set of people always have a ready picture that suits whatever idea they are trying to express. I still wonder if they have such pics saved for years waiting for the right opportunity to attack

4. FTC Fighters: Took me several days to know the full meaning of this. It is obvious that there's a certain reward (which I'm still yet to find out) in commenting first necessitating people to post a quick comment/smiley to make it

5. Moderator attackers: This set of people are ready to be banned, unbanned and rebanned they just blast the mods and break whatever rule they can. Some even come back from a ban and their first comment would break 5 rules

6. Smileyers: These people seem to lack a keyboard or can't spell so just put up a smiley or 2 or 3..........

7. The OP-ers. This set of people can go waaaay out of point. You could be discussing about PMB's achievements and they'll talk about the Cold War. Some advertize products etc

8. Solidarity Soldiers: This set come to defend their "comrades" whenever the need arises. All for one, one for all must be their motto

9. The Observers: This set read almost every post on Nairaland but NEVER post a comment. They're like air, always there but you never see them. I belong to this group. Had to just register to post this

10. Add yours

SeverusSnape:

That's right, we humans just can't do with humour, one of those things that keeps us going.

vedaxcool:
The Wailers and TANiods Association, there are easily identifiable by their dummy post and lack of depth in any discourse!

osizi06:
11. The barcanistas.... This ones will criticise the current government like their lives depend on it and give credit to the past government.. Im hopin to to see a thread titled '' the naming of the new NNPC MD.... Jonathan's achievement'' from them... Smh

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dearpreye:
I'm here to read what others have to say......MizMycoli, fear God ooo

dearpreye:


Yes bro. We can't take the world too seriously. We just have to seek ways to maximise our short time here.

breakingbad:


7 naa

Cc: Lalasticala Ishilove

ojnnaco:

Thank God u are also guity of one.....
#Non is Perfect .... even ur father

DANDONdGreat:
I fall into the number nine (The Observers)

Mostly I read and I won't comment because I notice that

The WISE comment because they have something to comment

Whiel

The FOOLS comment because they just have to comment.

ammyluv2002:
Hahahahaha

Op, you're very observant

peppyluv02:
Lying just to feel good. Of course you know you and co your APshit masturbators are no match for the PDP group in terms of in depth analysis. Barcanista alone is too much for you all to handle.

Truckpusher:
You won't say this if you meet me one on one sister.

temitemi1:
Agarawu23, abeg tell me where u belong for this list

breakingbad:
9. The Observers: This set read almost every post on Nairaland but NEVER post a comment. They're like air, always there but you never see them. I belong to this group. Had to just register to post this
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neoapocalypse:



That would be 4 , 6 and 7.

OREMUSSANCTUS:
Am just an observer on NL

agarawu23:
evidence

neoapocalypse:


4 - Trying to book space for FTC.

6 - Self explanatory.

7 - Has no correlation with the topic.

scentmarlc:



No4 applies to you baby girl

otumopkor:

Ahnah bros wetin concern d bros papa for here na shuoo.

omenka:
Ifa hear!! I don ignore your attacks sotee I tire. Maybe na the business wey you dey do for nairaland be dat afterall.


Edit:

Pangea, no mind me joor.

Na that thesonof.mark, abi wetin be him moniker sef, I dey refer to.

agarawu23:

10. political agency warriors. e.g barcanista