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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by IamLEGEND1: 11:07pm On Aug 10, 2015
MrsPhyno:
Mtchwwwwww

Go away and practice your skills since you wan use am collect prize.

Talent kwa? You think say na great thing?
of coz itz a great thing.....

if not for that "THING"

all forms of life as we know it would have perished...

so technically,there is no purpose on earth greater than procreation.
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Captainswag225(m): 11:07pm On Aug 10, 2015
MrsPhyno:
Lubbish. Why do u wanna confuse me u this man

Okay my brain isn't going that fast but I'll sha try

In a room full of Nigerian jollof you are Ghanian jollof to me grin
hahahaha, i knew it, u still have it in u. I will cook a nice ghanaian jollof for u.
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Gurgle(f): 11:08pm On Aug 10, 2015
TheSonOfMark:

Ibibios and Efiks are a little like the Aworis and Egbas of Ogun State- subethnic groups of the same tribe.

About the song: Post it and let's see how it goes.
I don't know much about Yoruba clans; do you have a similar analogy for Igbos? or any country


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-OUsEJyj8k
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 11:08pm On Aug 10, 2015
Captainswag225:
why u dey low key?
lol bro nting really, im just exhausted, hws ur day
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 11:08pm On Aug 10, 2015
Gurgle:
which do you think is better

side chick or second wife
Side chick by faaaaaaar

You nko
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 11:09pm On Aug 10, 2015
bqlekan:
lol, i dont have any reason to have more than one... I've never been banned.
hmmmmmmmmmm okkkkk!
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Captainswag225(m): 11:10pm On Aug 10, 2015
softapples:
lol bro nting really, im just exhausted, hws ur day
u go fire one chikito wey u taya.... Anyways my day was great.
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Gurgle(f): 11:11pm On Aug 10, 2015
MrsPhyno:
Side chick by faaaaaaar

You nko
You think? I was thinking about it today

but how long is he keeping her for

and does he care about her
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by KingTom(m): 11:11pm On Aug 10, 2015
Chiam55:
angry angry
iwo ni kan grin
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by IamLEGEND1: 11:12pm On Aug 10, 2015
MrsPhyno:
Wetin I wan talk now I no fit talk so I go just respect myself and siddon
lipsrsealed grin

See luff o
better,coz as a side chick.

you should know better than to trifle with the main chick/wife

#KnowYourPlaceWoman
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 11:12pm On Aug 10, 2015
IamLEGEND1:
of coz itz a great thing.....

if not for that "THING"

all forms of life as we know it would have perished...

so technically,there is no purpose on earth greater than procreation.
C'mon gerrout.
Don't overestimate its importance.

You can do the thing and it doesn't have to be sweet y'know grin just for functionality and reproduction.

Because it's your only talent now, we won't hear word again ?
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 11:13pm On Aug 10, 2015
prettythicksme:
cheesy lol,na by force?find urself something else to do!
I hate wrestling angry
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 11:13pm On Aug 10, 2015
Captainswag225:
hahahaha, i knew it, u still have it in u. I will cook a nice ghanaian jollof for u.
Thank you

I know besides your sweet personality your an amazing cook
What can't you do grin
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Gurgle(f): 11:14pm On Aug 10, 2015
Sabrwahaqqo:
Exactly, You learn the rules and know how to break them without paying the price.


So, I trust that you will know you got to be stable education wise ( they 'worship' foreign certificate here esp. When you wanna venture into things that will involve the govt of the land and even ppl here than anything) n most importantly financially (you don't want to start begging for job where you're paid peanuts at the end of the month) before finalizing on your resolve to come feel the heat for real.... With those two and the machine in your head turned on, you'll enjoy the heat!
Yes, I know that, although im not interested in politics at all

yes. but I don't mind doing a less then comfortable job at first. that's where you learn the most important lessons, when youre at the very bottom of the chain

btw what does your moniker mean
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 11:14pm On Aug 10, 2015
Captainswag225:
u go fire one chikito wey u taya.... Anyways my day was great.
he he he he no o, na just football match when i play enta exta 30 minutes enta penalty.
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by IamLEGEND1: 11:15pm On Aug 10, 2015
MrsPhyno:
C'mon gerrout.
Don't overestimate its importance.

You can do the thing and it doesn't have to be sweet y'know grin just for functionality and reproduction.

Because it's your only talent now, we won't hear word again ?
so you know the thing is sweet

#SideEye

#Kontinu

oh we have a lotta talents alright...

i cant even begin to list them.
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 11:15pm On Aug 10, 2015
Sinnzu:
I hate wrestling angry
Why?it s not real!
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Gurgle(f): 11:15pm On Aug 10, 2015
IamLEGEND1:
itz not like itz some kind of thought out game plan that i have to recite any time i go on a hunt.

itz more of a "as the spirit leads" kind of thing.

#GoWithTheFlow
Noted
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 11:16pm On Aug 10, 2015
Gurgle:
You think? I was thinking about it today

but how long is he keeping her for

and does he care about her
Wha? So you're implying you'd rather be the 2nd wife ?

He doesn't have to keep her for long in fact the shorter the better so he can keep lusting after her

Who cares if he cares about her as long as the pay is good and he's sexy.

Under what circumstance do u think being second wife is berra
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Captainswag225(m): 11:17pm On Aug 10, 2015
MrsPhyno:
Thank you
I know besides your sweet personality your an amazing cook What can't you do grin
lol lol lol, i cant woo a lady.....
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Captainswag225(m): 11:18pm On Aug 10, 2015
softapples:
he he he he no o, na just football match when i play enta exta 30 minutes enta penalty.
who won?
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by bqlekan(m): 11:18pm On Aug 10, 2015
Jacksparrow0712:
You are with the right person; KingLekan is just the best person to help put your feet on this path. He sure will help guide you to that site
no, he said you are the general overseer and can be of help too. so how do i start? grin
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 11:18pm On Aug 10, 2015
IamLEGEND1:
better,coz as a side chick.

you should know better than to trifle with the main chick/wife

#KnowYourPlaceWoman
I no fit shout abeg

Me, a whole me? Know my place?

Issorait. You two deserve each other grin
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by TheSonOfMark(m): 11:18pm On Aug 10, 2015
Gurgle:
I don't know much about Yoruba clans; do you have a similar analogy for Igbos? or any country


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-OUsEJyj8k

Something like the Awara and Mbaise.

You have an Ibibio/Efik friend, I presume?
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by shut(f): 11:18pm On Aug 10, 2015
Jacksparrow0712:
How's that? Do I even know you? undecided undecided ema gbami ooooo
okay, try your best not to use the word 'sh ut' thank you wink
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 11:20pm On Aug 10, 2015
Shut shut shut shut shut shut shut shut shut shut shut shut tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue
shut:
okay, try your best not to use the word 'sh ut' thank you wink
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 11:20pm On Aug 10, 2015
IamLEGEND1:
so you know the thing is sweet

#SideEye

#Kontinu

oh we have a lotta talents alright...

i cant even begin to list them.
I no too sure it's sweet it's mostly what I've been told of course grin

Nothing to continue cause I never started anything
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Cutehector(m): 11:20pm On Aug 10, 2015
Gurgle
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 11:20pm On Aug 10, 2015
Captainswag225:
lol lol lol, i cant woo a lady.....
But you don't need to because even just your aura alone can attract them
grin

E never do?
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 11:21pm On Aug 10, 2015
Trust me, that guys was divinely called. He received spiritual calling from above to take his people to the promised land. He's the Joshua of this ministry
bqlekan:
no, he said you are the general overseer and can be of help too. so how do i start? grin
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Gurgle(f): 11:22pm On Aug 10, 2015
MrsPhyno:
Wha? So you're implying you'd rather be the 2nd wife ?

He doesn't have to keep her for long in fact the shorter the better so he can keep lusting after her

Who cares if he cares about her as long as the pay is good and he's sexy.

Under what circumstance do u think being second wife is berra
no, I would never be either. I meant what would you prefer your husband to have. But its interesting that you would construe my question in that way.. it says a lot...hmmm grin grin grin looks like its your turn to board that throwaway Ekene Diri Chukwu... grin

Second wife is better if its clear hes not going back to the first one and you don't want to disgrace yourself, and you don't want to live in sin lol
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by IamLEGEND1: 11:23pm On Aug 10, 2015
MrsPhyno:
I no fit shout abeg

Me, a whole me? Know my place?

Issorait. You two deserve each other grin
lolzzzzzzz

bt you are still welcome to stay on as the side chick if u wish.

#WeCouldDeserveEachOtherToo
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