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Reasons Why I Masturbate Alot, Told By A Friend During NYSC by Rotjijatau(m): 7:15pm On Aug 14, 2015
I met this lady during my NYSC service. She Ma@$turbate A Lot And Its Worrisome. She is cool, calm and reserved. She is always indoor and act gently. With lots of stress and persuasion, we dated, although she was a hard nut to crack. She even agreed to date me reluctantly. Her body language is always discouraging. But I still tagged along. We both served in the same northern town. Her lodge was very close to mine. I went to her lodge on this faithful Saturday evening, I heard some plates rumbling in the kitchen which suggest she was busy in the kitchen. So I just went directly to her room, I didnt knock as I thought she was the one in the kitchen (She actually shared the same kitchen with some guys on her apartment wing). Truth be told, these guys dont cook. I hardly see any of them in that kitchen. Its my lady I always see there. So i assumed she was cooking. So I went straight into her room to drop my laptop bag. Lo and Behold, she was in the room staring at her phone. She was playing a porn on her phone, while also inserting an object into her private part. She quickly rushed up and cover up. She felt embarrassed and uneasy. I pretended as if nothing happened. I tried to make her comfortable. I later brought up the issue and asked why she denied me se.x and prefer to m@ $turbate. She opened up and told me she enjoys it more than $ex. I was surprise to see all her $ex objects. She really invested in $ex objects.She finally allowed me do the (Close your eyes). Everything changed since then, she still prefers to augment $ex with object. We had heated argument on it and she told me point blank “I can’t do without masturbation and $ex object”. I told her “But this is a problem you need to go for sexual counseling or rehabilitation” She said “thats why she never wanted to date any guy.” I asked, how she is gonna cope with her husband, what if the husband doesnt have a taste for sex objects. She said “Its either I remain single I find a man that will take me as I am”. Well, it was just NYSC, its just for 1 year after which I dont know you again. Its not of my problem. I started playing along. But throughout my encounter with her. I noticed the following: 1. She is always tired when home alone. She will just m@$turbate. I tried to ensure she is not home alone. But any opportunity she gets, she is doing her thing. 2. Anytime I make a move, she is not always in the mood. 3. Always glue to her phone 4. her phone browser history was always pointing to porn site. 5. When home alone, always Unclad (not with her pants and under below always wet). And many more signs. Finally, I concluded she is Possessed.
Re: Reasons Why I Masturbate Alot, Told By A Friend During NYSC by damola44(m): 7:23pm On Aug 14, 2015
Wat is it doing in politics section
Mods do the needfulneedful undecided
Re: Reasons Why I Masturbate Alot, Told By A Friend During NYSC by Don117: 7:31pm On Aug 14, 2015
She is just possessed. And such spirits are usually very stubborn.
Re: Reasons Why I Masturbate Alot, Told By A Friend During NYSC by upwardmode: 7:31pm On Aug 14, 2015
damola44:
Wat is it doing in politics section
Mods do the needfulneedful undecided
cant you just read and move on this post got 44 views... abi u r aroused ni?
Re: Reasons Why I Masturbate Alot, Told By A Friend During NYSC by DaBullIT(m): 7:33pm On Aug 14, 2015
Bwahahaha it haf pepper you abi

Sooory Ehn grin I know the feeling,


So don't let it pepper you because you are not alone
Re: Reasons Why I Masturbate Alot, Told By A Friend During NYSC by damola44(m): 7:34pm On Aug 14, 2015
upwardmode:
cant you just read and move on this post got 44 views... abi u r aroused ni?
Aroused me, never mtcheew
sad angry sad grin angry
Re: Reasons Why I Masturbate Alot, Told By A Friend During NYSC by damola44(m): 7:34pm On Aug 14, 2015
DaBullIT:
Bwahahaha it haf pepper you abi
Abi! Tell him oo grin
Re: Reasons Why I Masturbate Alot, Told By A Friend During NYSC by upwardmode: 7:45pm On Aug 14, 2015
damola44:
Aroused me, never mtcheew sad angry sad grin angry
All liars shall go to h***
Re: Reasons Why I Masturbate Alot, Told By A Friend During NYSC by damola44(m): 7:59pm On Aug 14, 2015
upwardmode:
All liars shall go to h***
W.T.F angry angry r u crazy.
Be warned as the saying goes *""to befall me u must be prepared to met ur end**" u digdig angry
Re: Reasons Why I Masturbate Alot, Told By A Friend During NYSC by evanscheck(m): 8:14pm On Aug 14, 2015
First of all, I think wat ever that took over her has also inlcuded u in its possesion cos tell me why u wud paste this ur junk on a page made for politics.... infact u shud go IQ test
Re: Reasons Why I Masturbate Alot, Told By A Friend During NYSC by Dbboy(m): 9:35pm On Aug 14, 2015
op you just concluded she is possessed simply because she masturbate, come to think of this you are even a graduate and you still have this archaic few of life.
Re: Reasons Why I Masturbate Alot, Told By A Friend During NYSC by kosovo(m): 9:55pm On Aug 14, 2015
O
Dbboy:
op you just concluded she is possessed simply because she masturbate, come to think of this you are even a graduate and you still have this archaic few of life.
grin

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