₦airaland Forum

In 1983, Egwuatu was reported to have repeated primary four, thrice. He was so dull that his class teacher wrote him off as a waste of classroom space. The teacher called him one day, looked him in the eye and told him that he would never amount to anything in life. One day Egwuatu's father came to school to check out how his son was doing. The teacher told him quite frankly that she had never seen such a dumb boy in all her life; and advised him to withdraw and enroll him under a handicraft man because formal schooling for Egwuatu would be a total waste of energy, time and money. The father, shocked at the feedback, withdrew his son from the school and the entire family subsequently moved to India.

Two decades later, the class teacher was diagnosed with a brain tumor. All the doctors she met strongly advised her to undergo a surgical procedure. They further affirmed that there was only a certain doctor in the
entire world (practicing in India) who could
perform this procedure. Left with no other option, the teacher agreed to have the surgery performed.

She travelled to India, performed the surgery and it was successful. Several hours later, she woke up from the anesthesia effect. When she opened her eyes, she saw a handsome doctor smiling down at her. She wanted to thank him but could not speak.

Suddenly her face started to turn pale. She
frantically made attempts to raise her hand and tell him something but couldn't. She struggled till she gave up the ghost and died. The doctor was shocked and turned to the man that walked into the room some minutes after he came in to see what might have happened. He could not just fathom what happened.

Eventually he found out that it was our dear friend Egwuatu (now working as a cleaner in the Indian hospital) who had walked in on that fateful day and foolishly
disconnected the lady's ventilator to connect his
phone charger....... Wait, You thought that Egwuatu became the doctor? Hahahahahaha! Not in this story of mine.

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Kai, nairalanders, kai!!!

lolz....cant stop laffn

BrightEye:
Kai, nairalanders, kai!!!

hope we dey fyn

BrightEye:
Kai, nairalanders, kai!!!

hope we dey fyn...smiles

queenjoe:
hope we dey fyn
hope we dey fyn...smiles

Yes WE dey fyn

mekonglobal:
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yeeeeeepa! See Space BOokers of Nigeria sha

Someone died so its not funny

Chestar5:
Someone died so its not funny

buh d cause of d death does

Chestar5:
Someone died so its not funny

If I hear that a teacher who once called me a waste of space and energy has died, God knows, I will laugh!

MinisterPelumi:
In 1983, Egwuatu was reported to have repeated primary four, thrice. He was so dull that his class teacher wrote him off as a waste of classroom space. The teacher called him one day, looked him in the eye and told him that he would never amount to anything in life. One day Egwuatu's father came to school to check out how his son was doing. The teacher told him quite frankly that she had never seen such a dumb boy in all her life; and advised him to withdraw and enroll him under a handicraft man because formal schooling for Egwuatu would be a total waste of energy, time and money. The father, shocked at the feedback, withdrew his son from the school and the entire family subsequently moved to India.

Two decades later, the class teacher was diagnosed with a brain tumor. All the doctors she met strongly advised her to undergo a surgical procedure. They further affirmed that there was only a certain doctor in the
entire world (practicing in India) who could
perform this procedure. Left with no other option, the teacher agreed to have the surgery performed.

She travelled to India, performed the surgery and it was successful. Several hours later, she woke up from the anesthesia effect. When she opened her eyes, she saw a handsome doctor smiling down at her. She wanted to thank him but could not speak.

Suddenly her face started to turn pale. She
frantically made attempts to raise her hand and tell him something but couldn't. She struggled till she gave up the ghost and died. The doctor was shocked and turned to the man that walked into the room some minutes after he came in to see what might have happened. He could not just fathom what happened.

Eventually he found out that it was our dear friend Egwuatu (now working as a cleaner in the Indian hospital) who had walked in on that fateful day and foolishly
disconnected the lady's ventilator to connect his
phone charger....... Wait, You thought that Egwuatu became the doctor? Hahahahahaha! Not in this story of mine.

u got me

stale..

Czar01:
If I hear that a teacher who once called me a waste of space and energy has died, God knows, I will laugh!

heartless you

Damsman10:
u got me

smiles