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Based on personal experiences, I'm forced to compile this list of 5 type of people you will meet in an airplane.

1. The photographer
This type of people will take picture of anything they see, they'll start taking selfie from the entrance of the airport to the departure hall, and when they finally board, they'll start the selfies again especially when the plane takes off, they'll snap like nor tomorrow, maybe they're expecting to see Angel Michael in the clouds.

2. The wind-breaker

This set of people, only heaven knows what they eat before boarding, maybe beans and egg. You'll think they're trynna adjust their sitting position but they're just finding a way of letting the shii flows, before one layover they'll will break the wind more than 20 times. Like dude(ette) you need to sun dry your stomach. 


3. The first-timer

This set of people always have problem with fastening the seatbelt, opening the plane's toilet etc. You see them, looking up and down like detectives, especially when the plane enters turbulence chai na WW3 for them. ...and when the captain makes an announcement they start asking you what he says like, were you deaf?


4. The sleeper

This set of people wouldn't wait for the plane to take off before they enter sleep mode. Their neck is all over the place going back and forth. They snore like na their papa get plane. 

5. The talkative

If you have this person as your seat partner, you're lucky and unlucky. Tho, they are capable to let boredom run away from you but it's annoying afterwards, they start telling you their life story, when their gutter full and who pack am.


6. The GPS

They keep asking you "where are we now?" When the map is staring at them right in the face. They believe any place they fly over counts as their travel experience.


7. The face-Situation

This person, right from the city of departure to the POE they won't say a single word. Their face go just strong like Mugabe or Ojukwu...

Feel free to add yours!

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Lalasticlala abeg f.p The ones wey them go dey look window like no man's business

Noted... I haven't travelled by air before

8; The Oliver Twists- double ration both in food and drinks.

9; The arm chairmen ; they took over the centre arm chair as if they are flying first class

10; the Prayer Warriors; every turbulence is a prayer point

11; The Early Birds ; They rush to board (as if anyone will be left behind) and rush to the plane entrance door at arrival, at the end u see them waiting endlessly for their baggages at final destination point

let me stop here

They prayer warriors: From d time of takeoff till landing they're in serious silent prayers..shouting blood of Jesus anytime d plane jerks...if u spot them in ur plane..thank ur God...ur safe

There's still a group of people that would use the toilet every 15 minutes. You begin to wonder if they are leaking

Lmao

Sommyangel:
Lmao

Lwkmd

I never enter ERANPLANE before.




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