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Vacancy (no Offence Please): No One Wants This Job I Believe by Nobody: 6:44am On Aug 26, 2015

Vacancy!!!

Job Title: Backbitter/Backstabber

Functions:

1.To be able to talk about someone in a bad light
2. To delve into matters that doesn't concern him/her
3. Able to lie

Qualities:

Must be a staunch hypocrite

Qualifications:

1.No certificate needed.
2. Your mouth alone can do the job for you
3. Being a hypocrite is an added advantage and
4. You must know how to lie

Remuneration:

The remuneration is so high that only God can help pay you. By dealing with you.

How to apply:

You don't need to go through any strenuous means to apply. Just start talking, lying, backbiting and gossiping.. God will pay you accordingly

Application closes:

Application will be on forever and ever. No closing date till your life comes to an end.... Then you will receive your remuneration

#no_offence #just4fun #buahahahahahahaha_kekekekekeke

Lesson: Whatsoever bad you do in this world, shall never go unpunished in the hereafter... Watch your mouth, it is the best judge

Source: No source, just an idea/funny writeup