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See The Funny Employment Letter A Frustrated Graduate Wrote To A Company by LieDetector(op): 7:47am On Aug 31, 2015

This is just for Fun…

Imagine you own a Company and someone wrote this kind of letter below to you, What Reply would you send to such person?

Read the Later below:-

I hereby refer to the recent death of the technical manager at your company, and hereby apply for the replacement of the deceased manager.

Each time I apply for a job I always get a reply that no vacancy, but in this case I hv caught you red-handed ooh yes korokoro and you have no excuse cos I even attended the funeral to be sure he was actually dead and buried before applying.

Attached to my letter is a copy of my c.v, his death certificate and his coffee picture.
thank you and I look forward to your by force approval.

Yours sincerely,
Jeremiah.

What Reply would you send to such person? Drop your comment.

Cc, lalasticlala

Re: See The Funny Employment Letter A Frustrated Graduate Wrote To A Company by christinie(f): 7:48am On Aug 31, 2015

Stale

Re: See The Funny Employment Letter A Frustrated Graduate Wrote To A Company by LieDetector(op): 7:52am On Aug 31, 2015

christinie:
Stale

you really don't know the meaning of "stale", do you?

Re: See The Funny Employment Letter A Frustrated Graduate Wrote To A Company by Realtol(m): 8:02am On Aug 31, 2015

LieDetector:
you really don't know the meaning of "stale", do you?

She does... It's truly stale. You need to upgrade yourself and move with time stop lagging behind. This your joke is as old as Metushelah

Re: See The Funny Employment Letter A Frustrated Graduate Wrote To A Company by djakinwande(m): 8:02am On Aug 31, 2015

Re: See The Funny Employment Letter A Frustrated Graduate Wrote To A Company by dkronicle(m): 8:07am On Aug 31, 2015

Stale or not.. Atleast am loling on monday morning...

Re: See The Funny Employment Letter A Frustrated Graduate Wrote To A Company by christinie(f): 11:11am On Aug 31, 2015

You should teach me when you are done with your kindergarten school.

LieDetector:
you really don't know the meaning of "stale", do you?

Re: See The Funny Employment Letter A Frustrated Graduate Wrote To A Company by LieDetector(op): 12:08pm On Aug 31, 2015

Realtol:
She does... It's truly stale. You need to upgrade yourself and move with time stop lagging behind. This your joke is as old as Metushelah

Re: See The Funny Employment Letter A Frustrated Graduate Wrote To A Company by LieDetector(op): 12:10pm On Aug 31, 2015

christinie:
You should teach me when you are done with your kindergarten school.

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