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CreekReporter:
no oh! my battery is fully charged. I just want to sleep early today

Ray360:
hahahah... this your grammar fit Fall mountain o.. how went your day?

Adah96:
I don't v mb ....am hembeless .....that's wah I meant

I was only kidding tho

blueto:
the day was awesome & wholesome Sir

Meanwhile, Delsu has released Postume Cut-off Mark

I wish Uniben will emulate.

Otibho80:
law-58?hmmmm,if dis is uniben's cut-off 4 law den i'll have 2 give a testimony in church(abeg make uniben follow dis style)

blueto:
Yep.

but to be frank, Uniben's postume exam is cinching compared to that of Delsu.

It more easier to pass Uniben's postume, than Delsu

CreekReporter:
lol. you're lucky that I wanna goan sleep. we'll probably discuss this some other time.

but just know that there are some real bad a.ss kissers out there who can kiss Paradise in and out of you.

there's this popular saying, a kiss will just be a kiss until u meet the one you love.


you don ever see where kiss dey give person belle? hehe just common kiss wey I kiss one Igbo girl last year, the girl carry belle.


indeed there is kiss inside kiss. lol


good night Lady Adah

Princecalm:
I hear you

blueto:
the day was awesome & wholesome Sir

Meanwhile, Delsu has released Postume Cut-off Mark

I wish Uniben will emulate.

Otibho80:
law-58?hmmmm,if dis is uniben's cut-off 4 law den i'll have 2 give a testimony in church(abeg make uniben follow dis style)

Umartins1:
Page 888....

Talking parrots

lordkvng:
I stared at her today, our eyes eventually met. I saw pain in her eyes, I thought she had forgiven me. I still love her, Am her lover. a stranger came to sit by her side, he whispered something to her and she smiled, it was Great seeing her smile again, if love is seeing someone Happy with someone else Then love must be really painful, well I love her and I'll let her be with someone else it's a sacrifice I have to Make. *to be continued*

Jackossky:
Lemme post this
There Is dis certain girl in my neighborhood,she is umm beautiful and kind of claim big gurlz class sha
And am also the type of guy that don't interact with people so much especially girls, some says am shy some says am a snake in a green grass.....

Many guys around the hood had gone to toast the girl which the girl usually replies them with slap or abuse
I always heard about her slapping spree,sometimes I do made jest of those guys she slapt
On a certain evening,the wind was cool and friendly,I was in the house replying some post on nairaland,my brother just rushes into the house and went into his room immediately I knows somtin was wrong,I entered his room and ask him "egbon,hope no p dis one wey u rush enter house so hope nothing happen" b4 I knew it Gboaaaa a heavy slap landed on my face I was trying to know the reason for his action he just pushed me back and closes his door.....
I don't think I can stay in that same roof with him coz I may do more damage so I went outside,I saw one of my friend seyi*whatsup seyi wetin dey happen na * he responded *Jake me just dey oo,u neva hear wetin happen,funmi dash it brother slap*
That's it,so funmi indirectly gave me a hot and resounsing slap ,I will be right back like karma ,actually I never gave a damn about her beauty but for she to hammer my brother slap which I received indirectly I will return the favour to her.
I left seyi and entered back info the house,I saw my brother he was trying to apologise but I just went into my room change into a different cloth,wore my silver wristwatch,dust my gucci slippers(Pam)and storm outside

Am on a mission,find funmi and return the favours in a more civilised way




If you want me to continue just type Continue ....I don't want to write a boring fictious story
Am a comm stud but just have some likings for writing so am sorry for the wrong grammers or ko
typos
Criticism is allowed

CreekReporter:
shove ur story up your a.as



lol. Na joke oh. continue jare.. I'm loving it

CreekReporter:
Na lie abeg. Na true life story

swisscarter:
Mr Jake...even Uchiha Madara isnt that heartless...BTW yoruba girl wey dey vex don eva swear 4 u??

CreekReporter:
lol. you're lucky that I wanna goan sleep. we'll probably discuss this some other time.

but just know that there are some real bad a.ss kissers out there who can kiss Paradise in and out of you.

there's this popular saying, a kiss will just be a kiss until u meet the one you love.


you don ever see where kiss dey give person belle? hehe just common kiss wey I kiss one Igbo girl last year, the girl carry belle.


indeed there is kiss inside kiss. lol


good night Lady Adah

Ray360:
I Wish too. this behind-the-scene cut-off we don't know is unhealthy. we feed on speculations

Otibho80:
i didn't know dat delsu's post utme 4 dis year was tough,is their admission list out?

lordkvng:
I stared at her today, our eyes eventually met. I saw pain in her eyes, I thought she had forgiven me. I still love her, Am her lover. a stranger came to sit by her side, he whispered something to her and she smiled, it was Great seeing her smile again, if love is seeing someone Happy with someone else Then love must be really painful, well I love her and I'll let her be with someone else it's a sacrifice I have to Make. *to be continued*

Ijehk7:
She called me up asking to talk, she spoke at
length about how I broke her heart, I replied
that I was sorry but the relationship should
end in our best interest, I told how I felt silly
about the decision and she could slap me if
that will pacify her.
My brothers, I wasn't even done with the
statement when I felt one force on my face, I
couldn't hear anything and I saw so many
things that looked like stars, I was even
choking. Men she slapped me and started
crying, I started consoling her again. Still
miss her

Ijehk7:
chai brotherly, u bad gahn o.. I tro salute

Efostick:
This thread is gradually turning into something else ....anyways,it's none of my BizNess **Sips Hot Tea**