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Yesterday, I was lieing in my bed reminiscing on the experences I had as an undergraduate. Well, this paticular one struck my mind "RAT" and decided to share them with you guys.
There was a particular day I went to pay a female friend of mine a visit. So when I got there, I was famished so, I asked her what she cooked and she told me not. Ignoring her reply, I went straight to her cupboard to confirm it and she immediatly screamed ""please don't open it, I just chased two rats out of it and I knew the stress I went tru b4 I did that n alsO feared they might come back". I tought she was bluffing, I just opened it. To my greatest surprise, I saw a rat feasting on a stick of spaghetti.
The second I had was a visitation to a friend's place on a hot sunny afternoon. When I got there, I requested him to switch on the fan and asked him if he's not feeling the heat. He asked if I was blind and can't see his suSpended fan. Funnily enough, I looked up and saw fufu raps occupyIng all the three
blades of the fan , I immediatly asked 'GUY Why'.
He told me that that's the only safe place from rats in the room. I just myself LMAO.
The third one happened when I was in my room.
I woke up in the middle of the night from the sound coming from rats moving. I just laid still with my eyes wide open. Then, somEthing caught my attention. I saw 6 big rats on a queue trying to squeeze themselves though a small hole. I was wondering could they be heading for a meeting or Why on earth would could 6 big rats be on a queue.
They all got me laughing till now, care to share yours?

osile2012:
Na snake dey reign now

you can as well create a thread for snakes.