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| How'd He Manage To Do Dis? by bytemeister(op): 1:47pm On Sep 06, 2015 |
I don't understand y nobody sees d fact JESUS talked to 5000 people widout microphone but we always notice d food part....how d hell did he do dat  ?? 1 Like 1 Share |
| Re: How'd He Manage To Do Dis? by Gombs(m): 1:53pm On Sep 06, 2015 |
bytemeister:It was a mountain side... He was sitting in the flow of the wind, at the base of the mountain. The wind made him audible with less effort. Jesus was way smarter than we thought o. |
| Re: How'd He Manage To Do Dis? by johnydon22(m): 1:58pm On Sep 06, 2015 |
Gombs:Nice one bro!!! Quite a plausible explanation!!! But i think seating on the hill side (on top of it) not the base should be the case. But the wind direction should propagate the sound much better to the direction it is going |
| Re: How'd He Manage To Do Dis? by bytemeister(op): 2:04pm On Sep 06, 2015 |
Gombs:hmmmm audible enuf for 5000 people to hear him Adonbilivit |
| Re: How'd He Manage To Do Dis? by bytemeister(op): 2:11pm On Sep 06, 2015 |
Gombs:hmmmm audible enuf for 5000 people to hear him Adonbilivit |
| Re: How'd He Manage To Do Dis? by hahn(m): 2:33pm On Sep 06, 2015 |
bytemeister:Neither do I. Considering how meek Jesus was, he most likely didn't possess a loud and commanding voice. In my secondary school days, we were about 4,000+ students, our principal could never be heard properly by all the students without the aid of a microphone. It's obvious the story teller exaggerated or it never even happened. By the way, what exactly did he preach about? It seems the only thing he did was feed people. 2 Likes 2 Shares |
| Re: How'd He Manage To Do Dis? by solodox(m): 2:48pm On Sep 06, 2015 |
hahn:Guy you dey harsh gaan o! Na jesus you dey talk about so! |
| Re: How'd He Manage To Do Dis? by Gombs(m): 2:48pm On Sep 06, 2015 |
johnydon22:Gbam... He was not on top of it... But at the base, as the mountain slopes to the ground level. Happy Sunday bro |
| Re: How'd He Manage To Do Dis? by Gombs(m): 2:50pm On Sep 06, 2015 |
bytemeister:I didn't beg you to believe me. You can go on asking. Cheers. |
| Re: How'd He Manage To Do Dis? by bytemeister(op): 2:51pm On Sep 06, 2015 |
hahn:it most likely neva happened cos if it did it'd be "Jesus addresd 5000 people widout d aid of microphone" instead of "Jesus fed 5000 people wif just 5 loaves of bread and 2 fish" in his book of "MIRACLES" 1 Like 1 Share |
| Re: How'd He Manage To Do Dis? by bytemeister(op): 2:53pm On Sep 06, 2015 |
Gombs:bro no be fyt nw,ur ideology is difrnt from mine.....u speak by d book and I by reality 1 Like 1 Share |
| Re: How'd He Manage To Do Dis? by Gombs(m): 2:54pm On Sep 06, 2015 |
hahn:Wrong assumption. I've read about Him well enough... He yelled at em traders... I hope you can imagine his fury as He threw them stuffs away. Picture a typical market, and imagine the voice and strength of one who could throw things around, and chase em traders. Oh.. He gave a loud shout at Lazarus' tomb... Meeehn... Go read about that. He had a firm loud voice against em Pharisees...should I go on?  In my secondary school days, we were about 4,000+ students, our principal could never be heard properly by all the students without the aid of a microphone.That's because there was no wind to convey the message further and clearer. It's obvious the story teller exaggerated or it never even happened.Welcome to atheism 101  By the way, what exactly did he preach about? It seems the only thing he did was feed people.Atheism 105 - Ordinary Differential reasoning.  1 Like 1 Share |
| Re: How'd He Manage To Do Dis? by bytemeister(op): 2:55pm On Sep 06, 2015 |
Gombs:bro no be fyt nw,ur ideology is difrnt from mine.....u speak by d book and I by reality or wat u call common sense |
| Re: How'd He Manage To Do Dis? by hahn(m): 4:55pm On Sep 06, 2015 |
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| Re: How'd He Manage To Do Dis? by Niflheim(m): 11:39am On Apr 03, 2017 |
@bytemeister, ANSWER TO YOUR QUESTION: Because in "fictional stories" with "fictional characters", anything can happen!!! Breaking the laws of physics is "super-easy" in the cartoon world!!! This is why Superman can fly faster than a speeding bullet and yet we do not here a single sonic boom as he finishes flying past!!! 3 Likes 2 Shares |
| Re: How'd He Manage To Do Dis? by bytemeister(op): 4:44pm On Apr 03, 2017 |
Niflheim:Lol this is what i call hitting the nail on the goddamned head, this about says it all hehehehe 3 Likes 2 Shares |
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