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A Nairalander's Declaration Of Asset. by Nobody: 3:15pm On Sep 06, 2015
DECLARATION OF MY ASSETS..........
Since our president and his vice have declared their
assets, it is very highly imperative and sacrosanct for
me as a change agent to do same as a good citizen...
and it goes thus:
1.) One DVD player, a plasma TV and Gotv decoder

2.) 8 T-shirts. 4 trousers

5.) One bathroom slippers.

6.) two shoes.

7.) One bed

8.) Half bag of pure water.

9.) One bottle of groundnut oil

10) One bottle of pam Oil

11). Two GSM (1,Nokia torch light phone & 1blackberry phone

12).Four different kinds of food- 5 cups of garri, 2 plastic of elubo ,1 tuber
yam,rice remain 2 cups

13).Two ankara and Gini

14).3pots and one kettle.

15).One set of spoons

16).One lamp

19).One carpet

21.)four sachet of condom

22.)N560 @access bank, and N1,250 @UBA Bank &
N1,000 @ GTB.




Cc: lalasticlala.
Re: A Nairalander's Declaration Of Asset. by chudidonas(m): 3:18pm On Sep 06, 2015
Preparing mine cheesy

Op, you have to place monetary value on those listed items, else this is dubious and unacceptable....

For all I know, That bag of water could be made by gucci, the spoons by cartier, the shoes could be the last pairs of Da vincis' u bought from auction sales and the lamp may be exactly the one Aladin used.
Re: A Nairalander's Declaration Of Asset. by Starships4u(m): 3:18pm On Sep 06, 2015
Guy u rich oh!! Choi... Btw U get ankara and gini?? u be woman??
Re: A Nairalander's Declaration Of Asset. by solodox(m): 3:19pm On Sep 06, 2015
shoyemiayodeji:
DECLARATION OF MY ASSETS.......... Since our president and his vice have declared their assets, it is very highly imperative and sacrosanct for me as a change agent to do same as a good citizen... and it goes thus: 1. One DVD player, a plasma TV and Gotv decoder 2. 8 T-shirts. 4 trousers 5. One bathroom slippers. 6. two shoes. 7. One bed 8. Half bag of pure water. 9. One bottle of groundnut oil 10 One bottle of pam Oil 11. Two GSM (1,Nokia torch light phone & 1blackberry phone 12.Four different kinds of food- 5 cups of garri, 2 plastic of elubo ,1 tuber yam,rice remain 2 cups 13.Two ankara and Gini 14.3pots and one kettle. 15.One set of spoons 16.One lamp 19.One carpet 21.four sachet of condom 22.N560 @access bank, and N1,250 @UBA Bank & N1,000 @ GTB.


Cc: lalasticlala
Come op, you nor geh babe to declapre abi she be liability?
Re: A Nairalander's Declaration Of Asset. by Nobody: 3:25pm On Sep 06, 2015
solodox:
Come op, you nor geh babe to declapre abi she be liability?
I no get one oooo.
Re: A Nairalander's Declaration Of Asset. by divinehand2003(m): 3:32pm On Sep 06, 2015
THE ASSESTS VALIDATION COMMITTEE HAS BEEN SET UP TO CONFIRM YOUR DECLARED ASSETS. MEMBERS INCLUDE-
- ADAMS OSHIOMOLE, EXECUTIVE GOV OF EDO STATE
-NASRIL EL RUFIA, EXECUTIVE GOV OF KADUNA ST
-Hon SARAKI , Senate president
-Hon DUNGARA, SPEAKER HOUSE OF REPS
-REP OF EFCC
-REP OF ICPC
-REP OF UNITED NATIONS
-MEMBERS OF NIGERIAN ARMY, CUSTOMS, IMMIGRATION, AND CIVIL DEFENCE
THIS VALIDATION EXERCISE WILL COMMENCE ASAP WITH A DURATION OF 4 YEARS.

Signed: HRM
Date: 5-09-2015
Re: A Nairalander's Declaration Of Asset. by solodox(m): 3:33pm On Sep 06, 2015
shoyemiayodeji:
I no get one oooo.
Kworet guy! make that our small osusu wey we share keep three banks nor vamoose!
Re: A Nairalander's Declaration Of Asset. by Nobody: 3:37pm On Sep 06, 2015
solodox:
Kworet guy! make that our small osusu wey we share keep three banks nor vamoose!
Nah so grin
Re: A Nairalander's Declaration Of Asset. by Nobody: 3:38pm On Sep 06, 2015
divinehand2003:
THE ASSESTS VALIDATION COMMITTEE HAS BEEN SET UP TO CONFIRM YOUR DECLARED ASSETS. MEMBERS INCLUDE-
- ADAMS OSHIOMOLE, EXECUTIVE GOV OF EDO STATE
-NASRIL EL RUFIA, EXECUTIVE GOV OF KADUNA ST
-Hon SARAKI , Senate president
-Hon DUNGARA, SPEAKER HOUSE OF REPS
-REP OF EFCC
-REP OF ICPC
-REP OF UNITED NATIONS
-MEMBERS OF NIGERIAN ARMY, CUSTOMS, IMMIGRATION, AND CIVIL DEFENCE
THIS VALIDATION EXERCISE WILL COMMENCE ASAP WITH A DURATION OF 4 YEARS.

Signed: HRM
Date: 5-09-2015
Nah wa ooo......
Re: A Nairalander's Declaration Of Asset. by fromnigeria(m): 3:43pm On Sep 06, 2015
OP stop am. Even if na play. Stop am.


How can you be this Funny grin grin grin
Re: A Nairalander's Declaration Of Asset. by Fembleez1(m): 4:44pm On Sep 06, 2015
Baba rich o grin





You don't have shares in other company or house? cheesy












Like you have Onions' shares in your friend's househuh




Or Maggi shares! grin
Re: A Nairalander's Declaration Of Asset. by Nobody: 4:50pm On Sep 06, 2015
Fembleez1:
Baba rich o grin




You don't have shares in other company or house? cheesy











Like you have Onions' shares in your friend's househuh



Or Maggi shares! grin
Nah true talk ooo....I don forget my shares self
Re: A Nairalander's Declaration Of Asset. by Fembleez1(m): 5:47pm On Sep 06, 2015
shoyemiayodeji:
Nah true talk ooo....I don forget my shares self
Better add am!!! cool
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