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Dear MTN,
With utmost and warmest regards, I humbly write to telI you that I, Olaniran
Babatunde will not go and re-register my line. You can fool everyone if you like,
you might have fooled me in the past, but i would never be fooled any longer.
The only reason while you continue to pull the wool over our gullible eyes is
simply because the consumer rights’ protection agencies are either in the
vegetative states, or completely dead. When you are not in sane, how can you
explain a situation where you would tell your millions of teeming subscribers to
register their SIM cards and provide the necessary bio-data, only for you to
wake up one morning to tell us to go and register our lines again WITH
ABSOLUTELY NO CONCRETE EXPLANATION? It beats my imagination and it
defies not just logic, but also philosophy. Were you drunk when you were
registering our numbers? Did a malicious virus wipe your entire database?
Maybe I’m giving you too much credit self. You probably wrote documented the
records in books like an ancient bookkeeper and a giant yellow rat ate them all.
Whatever your reasons (or lack of reasons) may be, this is beyond ridiculous.
I have always maintained an MTN line because apart from being my very first
line, most of my close associates, political gladiators also use MTN. To an
extent, the coverage is also extensive. I didn’t hesitate when the directive came
from NCC to register our lines. I braved the queue under radiating sun shine,
registered my line with a given security number. Havingn’t I polite or try
enough?
Looking back, I can deduce that my attachment to MTN was more sentimental
than practical, as your tariffs are the highest for calls and for browsing. You
send an average of 100 spam texts per day, enough to run down a Blackberry
battery and more than enough to give any Osun State government worker
waiting for Aregbesola’s alert acute hypertension. Your nuisance value knows
no bounds or limitation.
Even Airtel that has been fractionalized or passed round different investors more
times than a devil’s mail bag has not come up with this kind of Grade "A"
foolishness. What the heck is wrong with you? Don’t your customers
consequential to you? Doesn’t it bother you that Nigerians who wasted their
time to register their SIM cards have to do the same thing again? You haven’t
even deemed it fit to fine-tune the process. It doesn’t make sense to preserve
bad experiences like these, in very much the same way that one relic of history
is preserving mud huts, and stating them on an assets’ declaration form.
My records are not on your database, but you remember my number when you
want to tell me to text ‘APC LAI’ to win a missing plot of land in Port-Harcourt,
right? I really don’t blame you. If Nigerians had run your devious, xenophobic,
exploitative, heartless, opportunistic, fraudulent ass back to South Africa, you
wouldn’t be here making them queue desperately like migrants.
What’s to say that there wouldn’t be another sham registration in the next
couple of months since you obviously don’t know what you are doing? If you
block my line, you’ll be helping me. Prior to your ridiculous directive, I had
already banished your yeye SIM card to a barely functional phone. Go ahead,
feel free, block away. It sure feels great knowing that when I eventually toss the
phone into the trash-can, I won’t have to take out the SIM. Good riddance to
bad rubbish.
You deserve to be sued for every fraudulent penny you’ve ever made on our
shores. Thanks to other service providers for making sure that your evil dream
of becoming a monopoly will forever remain a demented hallucination. There are
so many fishes in the ocean. I will not tolerate your recklessness any longer.
Peace at last.

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OP, would have been a nice piece but did u really have to bring ur hatred for Buhari into this? That part alone makes the whole thing suck... I love my pmb!

The writer of this is indeed a "vexed" man .

Honestly, they shldnt av threatened to block the sim card. The sim that we use our hard earned money to service.

This is the height of injustice . If only we had a functioning NCC

galadima77:
OP, would have been a nice piece but did u really have to bring ur hatred for Buhari into this? That part alone makes the whole thing suck... I love my pmb!

Are you sure U̶̲̥̅̊ read this post before commenting or you just woke to type what you dreamt about coz I never saw whr M̶̲̥̅γ̲̣̣ beloved PMB was mentioned.

MTN....mtchww....get N1000 in 30 minute.....check my signature

Lol

Tomiwatosin:
Are you sure U̶̲̥̅̊ read this post before commenting or you just woke to type what you dreamt about coz I never saw whr M̶̲̥̅γ̲̣̣ beloved PMB was mentioned.

What about this?
" It doesn’t make sense to preserve bad experiences like these, in very much the same way that one relic of history is preserving mud huts, and stating them on an assets’ declaration form."

Who of recent mentioned mud houses in assets declaration form? Or you just copy and paste without first comprehending what the original author expressed?