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Here are 10 laws that Isaac
Newton forgot to share with the
world
1. LAW OF QUEUE: If you change
queues, the one you have left will
start to move faster than the one
you are in now.
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2. LAW OF TELEPHONE: When you
dial a wrong number, you never
get an engaged one.
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3. LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR:
After your hands become coated
with grease, your nose will begin
to itch.
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4. LAW OF THE WORKSHOP: Any
tool, when dropped, will roll to the
least accessible corner.
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5. LAW OF THE ALIBI: If you tell the
boss you were late for work
because you had a flat tyre, the
next morning you will have a flat
tire.
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6. BATH THEOREM: When the body
is immersed in water, the
telephone rings.
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7. LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The
probability of meeting someone
you know increases when you are
with someone you don't want to
be seen with. The probability of
bumping into someone that you
are trying to avoid is equally as
high.
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8. LAW OF THE RESULT: When you
try to prove to someone that a
machine won't work, it will!
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9. LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: The
severity of the itch is inversely
proportional to the reach.
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10. LAW OF COFFEE: As soon as you
sit down for a cup of hot coffee,
your boss will ask you to do
something which will last until the
coffee is cold.
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cc: lalasticlala

OYO lowa

Lol.

But these are mere observations. You have to formulate a hypothesis for each of them.
After that, carry out experiments for each of them.
If the results match your hypotheses over and over, then you can publish your discovery as a THEORY.
After a while, it will become a law.


So, get to work. God help you

That number 3 true die...na dat time nose dey remember say U gats scratch him

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Geofavor:
Lol.

But these are mere observations. You have to formulate a hypothesis for each of them.
After that, carry out experiments for each of them.
If the results match your hypotheses over and over, then you can publish your discovery as a THEORY.
After a while, it will become a law.


So, get to work. God help you

Me abi? Make I formulate hypothesis, say who die?