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Give me eba with a good serving of ofe nsala or ofe ora with assorted, liver, kanda and a bottle of origin, I must place the soup plate on the left and garri on the right, today I say, my story must change and I reversed it, oboy after eating I remained hungry in fact the food no taste well cos soup dey right eba dey left, if eba is sticky I can't chop it, if onion is visible in the food I will abandon it, u dare serve me okro soup I will swear for u, u serve me new yam I will vomit, I must sleep on the left side of the bed, I prefer sour things to sweet things, I am scared of dangerous heights and chickens, Oh God my wahala plenty, I have 12 fingers and toes, I believe I am from Mars, are there other Martians on nairaland, please I feel so alone

There are grasses in d fields... Go and eat dem!

Cutehector u must be a devil

Eddygourdo:
Cutehector u must be a devil

pleasure is all mine

Cutehector:
There are grasses in d fields... Go and eat dem!

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Nice story.

SexyStrawberry:
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lol d op sef... Comin to form crap..

SexyStrawberry:
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even a female has such a terrible heart, GOD Forbid

Cutehector:
lol d op sef... Comin to form crap..

warn yasef

I must admit this forum is filled with unintelligent people, the ability to comprehend is very poor, is it cos u mostly kids or is this on purpose, smh

o.p u need serious prayers

Cutehector:
lol d op sef... Comin to form crap..

Lolzzzzz and he expects us to understand those mismatched jargons that he put up there called words! he types like a kid n expects mature response! kikikikikikikikikiiiki
Laff wan burst my belle heheheheheheheehe

SexyStrawberry:
Lolzzzzz and he expects us to understand those mismatched jargons that he put up there called words! he types like a kid n expects mature response! kikikikikikikikikiiiki
Laff wan burst my belle heheheheheheheehe

pleasure is all mine

SexyStrawberry:
Lolzzzzz and he expects us to understand those mismatched jargons that he put up there called words! he types like a kid n expects mature response! kikikikikikikikikiiiki
Laff wan burst my belle heheheheheheheehe

u Berra apologise, u not sure I ain't the super mod, I will ban u till jesus comes, warn yasef, fact is that ur really not smart, it takes intelligence to decipher jargons into words dear, never heard of hidden meanings, call me a kid, chai, I have suffered

Captainswag225:
o.p u need serious prayers

now this is mature response, he said something but said nothing but he understood Wat he read, that yeye lady and womanwrapper hector, take a cue

Eddygourdo:
I must admit this forum is filled with unintelligent people, the ability to comprehend is very poor, is it cos u mostly kids or is this on purpose, smh

cmon shut it.... U come in here and create crap and expect us to say symphatize wit u... My gosh

Cutehector:
pleasure is all mine

U and pleasure sef, what is pleasuring u there Cutehector ?

SexyStrawberry:
U and pleasure sef, what is pleasuring u there Cutehector ?

lol.. U knw, d funny nature of nairalanders I guess.. . I just can't help it buh seize d moment

Cutehector:
cmon shut it.... U come in here and create crap and expect us to say symphatize wit u... My gosh

I create crap, I expect u to read, click on exit and move along to other threads, must u comment especially shoe such crass, u little kid, have respect for people u don't know, I open whatever thread I like and type whatever crap I like, it's free on nl, it will do u alot of good to walk away from my threads next time Bro, u don't like it u look away, wish I could see u now so I see the mouth that asked me to shut it

Cutehector:
lol.. U knw, d funny nature of nairalanders I guess.. . I just can't help it buh seize d moment

Hehehehehehehehehe, lemme o, I no wan Laff plenty, this rain is not smiling at all!

My Cutty pie, don't mind him, u hear?

Eddygourdo:
I create crap, I expect u to read, click on exit and move along to other threads, must u comment especially shoe such crass, u little kid, have respect for people u don't know, I open whatever thread I like and type whatever crap I like, it's free on nl, it will do u alot of good to walk away from my threads next time Bro, u don't like it u look away, wish I could see u now so I see the mouth that asked me to shut it

u wana knw wat I look like?

If I desire the comments of people, I get that already through Wat I do, from people that matter with proven excellence in something, my threads are meant to amuse myself not as a critique to any issue or to seek relevance in a meaningless forum, please refrain from commenting if possible, read it, hate it, like it, it's your right, just as it's mine to upload whatever crap I like, warning to people like Cutehector who apparently has lost all manners or class

SexyStrawberry:
Hehehehehehehehehe, lemme o, I no wan Laff plenty, this rain is not smiling at all!

its summer dearie... I think I like d present weather condition tho..

Cutehector:
u wana knw wat I look like?

My Cuttypie I've said u should not mind him now, mind me joor n show those pleasures ur talking about

Eddygourdo:
If I desire the comments of people, I get that already through Wat I do, from people that matter with proven excellence in something, my threads are meant to amuse myself not as a critique to any issue or to seek relevance in a meaningless forum, please refrain from commenting if possible, read it, hate it, like it, it's your right, just as it's mine to upload whatever crap I like, warning to people like Cutehector who apparently has lost all manners or class

you are definitely weird.. Dats d answer to your topic.

SexyStrawberry:
My Cuttypie I've said u should not mind him now, mind me joor n show those pleasures ur talking about

.... U like strawberries?

Cutehector:
its summer dearie... I think I like d present weather condition tho..

Hmmm, wheather for 2 my guy

Abeg don't mind the O.P, put more salt man need to laff here

Cutehector:
u wana knw wat I look like?

I really don't want to, u disappoint me, if I wanna act crass to strangers I will give u a pm for express tutoring, though I warn u, such a meet might be a life lesson to u, show respect cos it's civilised to do so

Kennycool1:
Hmmm, wheather for 2 my guy

Abeg don't mind the O.P, put more salt man need to laff here

lmao...... person wey no like normal food, my broda abeg tell me, wetin him go chop? No be grass?

SexyStrawberry:
My Cuttypie I've said u should not mind him now, mind me joor n show those pleasures ur talking about

Lol, Woman, help us settle the matter na, stop putting maggi & water like say u dey kitchen

Cutehector:
.... U like strawberries?

Of course cutty ? u wanna gimme some now? . . . . . Chai the owner of this thread go don die finish...... I want to play love on his thread...... But make him no bring needle come o! hehehehehehehehehe

Eddygourdo:
I really don't want to, u disappoint me, if I wanna act crass to strangers I will give u a pm for express tutoring, though I warn u, such a meet might be a life lesson to u, show respect cos it's civilised to do so

u see, u dnt get it... U think you are older dan the founder of nairaland still, if ur such matured enough, I guess we should create an aged section for your lot..


Nw, if u will excuse me, I"v got more interesting people to chat with this night.. Thanks