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The EXperience of a Chemical Engineering
Graduate.


True story. ..
I set out for an interview of a job
I applied for some few weeks
back, neatly dressed with a red
tie and black suit. To my surprise,
the address of the company
happens to be a bungalow
located at Mushin8-|. I initially felt
the company prolly prefers
keeping a low profile, so I
entered the building to find out I
was in the passage of a face-me-
i- slap- u haus:]xx. I strtd
developing a rage from within,
but the optimistic syd of me told
me to go ahead as they would
say "winners neva quit", I went
ahead and asked after one Mr
Segun Bamgbose who happens
to be the Managing Director of
the aforesaid company and to my
surprise, a boy pointed to a door
with worn strings and told me,
"won sun lorwor"~:-).*he is
sleeping*
I began flaring from within, but
for the fact that it was the ryt
address and the person himself
was living there made me wanna
see it tru. I banged on his door
and a thick voice came from
behind the door sayin "waray wo
niyen" .*who is that mad
fellow*
I composed myself and said "I'm
ken Obiora, and I'm suposd to be
meeting one Mr Segun for an
interview".
Then he said, "Haaa, iwor nor ni
mon durode kin to gbagbe sun
lor, gbori wole".:s *u r d one vbn
waiting for bfur i dozed off* I
entered and found myself in the
middle of one-room apartment
stuffed with locally branded
pesticide commonly known as "e
dey kill cockroach". Then he
began to speak, he introduced
himself as the MD/CEO of Sorle
lasan/ . And told me to bring my
credentials, I was so pissed off
ma body stood still wyl I watched
this rotten fellow pick up my
brown paper bag to remove my
credentials wyl he uttered dese
words as he opened my
envelope: "Bsc ni mo fe oh, ti o
ba ni Bsc mio le gba si shey oh,
wa ko waray ara e jade fun mi
ni":]xx:]xx. *its Bsc i want, if u
dont hv Bsc, i cant employ u, u'll v
to pack ur madness and gerrout*
Den, I culdnt help it, so i wept
And he said, "waray ni e ni, ki lon
pa e ni gbey, emi o ko waray je
oh, ewo ni ekun arindin"8-| *r u
mad? wats makin u cry, i dont giv
a hoot abt ur madness oh, y d
tears*
Afta goin tru ma credentials
which I didn't care if he did or
not, he said, very gud result, 2nd
class upper noni mon wa, I'll
make u my PA
Then he told me my job will be to
attend pesticide sellers meeting,
attend to his fone calls weneva
he is asleep, market his brand on
my facebook page....blablabla. I
felt so sad I couldn't wait to
listen to the rest bfur I found ma
way out.

i guess this is a joke cos its really funny

bablong:
i guess this is a joke cos its really funny

as e con b tru story nkor?

You no ask for salary package b4 u commot?

jazinogold:
The EXperience of a Chemical Engineering
Graduate.


True story. ..
I set out for an interview of a job
I applied for some few weeks
back, neatly dressed with a red
tie and black suit. To my surprise,
the address of the company
happens to be a bungalow
located at Mushin8-|. I initially felt
the company prolly prefers
keeping a low profile, so I
entered the building to find out I
was in the passage of a face-me-
i- slap- u haus:]xx. I strtd
developing a rage from within,
but the optimistic syd of me told
me to go ahead as they would
say "winners neva quit", I went
ahead and asked after one Mr
Segun Bamgbose who happens
to be the Managing Director of
the aforesaid company and to my
surprise, a boy pointed to a door
with worn strings and told me,
"won sun lorwor"~:-).*he is
sleeping*
I began flaring from within, but
for the fact that it was the ryt
address and the person himself
was living there made me wanna
see it tru. I banged on his door
and a thick voice came from
behind the door sayin "waray wo
niyen" .*who is that mad
fellow*
I composed myself and said "I'm
ken Obiora, and I'm suposd to be
meeting one Mr Segun for an
interview".
Then he said, "Haaa, iwor nor ni
mon durode kin to gbagbe sun
lor, gbori wole".:s *u r d one vbn
waiting for bfur i dozed off* I
entered and found myself in the
middle of one-room apartment
stuffed with locally branded
pesticide commonly known as "e
dey kill cockroach". Then he
began to speak, he introduced
himself as the MD/CEO of Sorle
lasan/ . And told me to bring my
credentials, I was so pissed off
ma body stood still wyl I watched
this rotten fellow pick up my
brown paper bag to remove my
credentials wyl he uttered dese
words as he opened my
envelope: "Bsc ni mo fe oh, ti o
ba ni Bsc mio le gba si shey oh,
wa ko waray ara e jade fun mi
ni":]xx:]xx. *its Bsc i want, if u
dont hv Bsc, i cant employ u, u'll v
to pack ur madness and gerrout*
Den, I culdnt help it, so i wept
And he said, "waray ni e ni, ki lon
pa e ni gbey, emi o ko waray je
oh, ewo ni ekun arindin"8-| *r u
mad? wats makin u cry, i dont giv
a hoot abt ur madness oh, y d
tears*
Afta goin tru ma credentials
which I didn't care if he did or
not, he said, very gud result, 2nd
class upper noni mon wa, I'll
make u my PA
Then he told me my job will be to
attend pesticide sellers meeting,
attend to his fone calls weneva
he is asleep, market his brand on
my facebook page....blablabla. I
felt so sad I couldn't wait to
listen to the rest bfur I found ma
way out.

Hahhahhhahhahhh....God dey Bro. One job go pure soon...#Team Engineers#

jazinogold:
as e con b tru story nkor?

Hope say u neva vex ehn!!!

bablong:
Hope say u neva vex ehn!!!

no...I can see everything turning around!

this same story was on NL like 2 years ago na

So funny. Don't blame him, the formula to money does not lie in morals entirely.