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| My Assets As PMB And Vice Have Declared Asset Too by Trypa(op): 10:31pm On Sep 10, 2015 |
As a good citizen ave also declared my own asset which are
1*five trouser
2*9 tops
3*3 skit
4*no house
5*two bathroom slippers
6*two shoes
7*three pam slippers
8*one belt/two watches
9*half bag of pure water
10*one drum of rain water
11*one bottle of oil cream(ororo eran dindin)
12*two phone bb n nokia palasa
13*three kongo of black yam floor(elubo isu)
14*four ankara
15*three pot and one kettle
16*one set of spoons and plate
17*one lantern
18*one stove
19*one carpet and one mouka foam
20*14inch LG TV/one decoder
21*one boyfriend
22*six pants and three bra
23*N1000@GT bank and 1,875@union bank
24*gex I ave ah cat and bike as well
Lobatan
Thanks all Peeparty Asumo Lanicky Profojah 4 Likes 4 Shares |
| Re: My Assets As PMB And Vice Have Declared Asset Too by Brightology2(m): 10:32pm On Sep 10, 2015 |
Bubu must hear dis. U must b probe or has his body odour nt gotten 2 ur side? Mk any e-cow nr quote me o. 1 Like |
| Re: My Assets As PMB And Vice Have Declared Asset Too by MizMyColi(f): 10:34pm On Sep 10, 2015 |
  Passingshot Whynotthetruth Kaboninc When will you declare your assets?  |
| Re: My Assets As PMB And Vice Have Declared Asset Too by dunsman(f): 10:34pm On Sep 10, 2015*. Modified: 10:58pm On Sep 10, 2015 |
Ringing.. Ringing.. Ringing.. Dunsman: (picks) hello. Frank: hello dunsman, this is Frank idowu from who wants to be a millionaire.  Dunsman: Ok. Frank: Your friend passing shot is on the hot seat and he is one question away from wining #10m Dunsman: ok.  Frank: the question is abou the current state of nigeria economy. So the next voic e you will b hearing will be dat of your friend. Remember you only have 30 secs to answer. Good luck 30...29..28.. Shot: dunsman!! What is d current position of Nigeria ’s economy in Africa?? A) 4th B)..  Dunsman: cuts in... Beg abeg y u dae ask me  , am I d appropriate person to ask? Y cant you ask your president. Well as a friend I will help, as at may 29th she was in fist position, but now dat a so called new sheriff is in town, I can really say. But..Time up!!! Frank: wow, dat must be a real disappointment.. So wats your finally answer? Shot: uhmmm..uhmmm.uhmm I think..I..will go for.. First position Frank: final answer?? Shot: uhmm.. Yap final answer Frank: final answer!! Uhmm if u choose six, u would have missed it, but I have to say.. U got... The answer.. Wrong!!! The correct answer can only be given by a sincere Nigerian 2 Likes |
| Re: My Assets As PMB And Vice Have Declared Asset Too by Nobody: 10:34pm On Sep 10, 2015 |
Trypa:Hahaha... Your asset tho . You're fuccking poor |
| Re: My Assets As PMB And Vice Have Declared Asset Too by peeparty(m): 10:34pm On Sep 10, 2015*. Modified: 10:50pm On Sep 10, 2015 |
With the asset declaration of Mr President i hereby declare my assets as follows (1) One hot drink. (2) Four tootbrushes (3) Three fowl(one missing) (4) Five boxers./singlet. (5) Three tubers of yams. (6)Three tyres. (7) Three girl friends(two on part time) ( one bathroom sleepers.(9)1 hat (10)One nokia 2300 phone and 3,000 in my access bank account. Trypa have fulfilled my promise to Nigerians. 2 Likes 1 Share
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| Re: My Assets As PMB And Vice Have Declared Asset Too by Swaggzkid: 10:51pm On Sep 10, 2015 |
Trypa:Y you lie I heard you also have Gold necklace *chai* you never list your asset finish, and you will be probed. #Adoowonsue |
| Re: My Assets As PMB And Vice Have Declared Asset Too by Whynotthetruth(m): 11:00pm On Sep 10, 2015 |
MizMyColi:ERM ERM ...I don't wanna lie or deceive people like Buhari did...Just like Fayose observed; I don't have mud houses or miracle cows that multiply in geometric progression...but God be praised for blessing me exceedingly above the wish of arrogant & pompous Passingshot 1 Like |
| Re: My Assets As PMB And Vice Have Declared Asset Too by dunsman(f): 11:05pm On Sep 10, 2015 |
My assets includes 450 pairs of shoes 200 trousers and shir5s 24 mobile phones, including 6 iPhone gold plated 15 vehicles including bus, Bugatti, ferarri 50gfs 500shares in shares at Union Bank 45 lands in which 44 are untraceable |
| Re: My Assets As PMB And Vice Have Declared Asset Too by Trypa(op): 11:54pm On Sep 10, 2015 |
Swaggzkid:Dat was is my grandmum assets o |
| Re: My Assets As PMB And Vice Have Declared Asset Too by Trypa(op): 11:55pm On Sep 10, 2015 |
Brightology2:Lol |
| Re: My Assets As PMB And Vice Have Declared Asset Too by Trypa(op): 11:56pm On Sep 10, 2015 |
MizMyColi:Declare ur own asap |
| Re: My Assets As PMB And Vice Have Declared Asset Too by Trypa(op): 11:59pm On Sep 10, 2015 |
profojah:Na watin our country dey cause |
| Re: My Assets As PMB And Vice Have Declared Asset Too by Trypa(op): 12:01am On Sep 11, 2015 |
peeparty:Lol nice list dear well fulfilled |
| Re: My Assets As PMB And Vice Have Declared Asset Too by Trypa(op): 12:02am On Sep 11, 2015 |
Whynotthetruth:Hehehe trouble dey sleep person go wake am declare ur asset asap |
| Re: My Assets As PMB And Vice Have Declared Asset Too by Trypa(op): 12:05am On Sep 11, 2015 |
dunsman:Ur assets r well complete |
| Re: My Assets As PMB And Vice Have Declared Asset Too by Trypa(op): 12:06am On Sep 11, 2015 |
dunsman:U are a true Nigeria so u can help with the answer |
| Re: My Assets As PMB And Vice Have Declared Asset Too by PassingShot(m): 3:50am On Sep 11, 2015 |
Whynotthetruth:Unprovoked attack is a sign of frustration and miserable living! Calling someone you don't know outside NL arrogant and pompous is an indication of low self esteem. That's not my fault and there is nothing I can do to help your situation, I'm sorry. MizMyColi, please don't mention me alongside this particular moniker anymore. You can clearly see what he has made of your innocent and sincere intention here. 3 Likes |
| Re: My Assets As PMB And Vice Have Declared Asset Too by Cutehector(m): 7:10am On Sep 11, 2015 |
All female nairalanders are my assets.... |
| Re: My Assets As PMB And Vice Have Declared Asset Too by Trypa(op): 7:23am On Sep 11, 2015 |
PassingShot:Lol so u mean his frustrated? |
| Re: My Assets As PMB And Vice Have Declared Asset Too by Trypa(op): 7:24am On Sep 11, 2015 |
Cutehector:They must b some particular once abi the ugly once join too |
| Re: My Assets As PMB And Vice Have Declared Asset Too by Cutehector(m): 7:26am On Sep 11, 2015 |
Trypa:lmao, did u see ugly attached to my moniker? Of course they r d cute ones.. Especially u.. Ur following me.. Hehehhehe  |
| Re: My Assets As PMB And Vice Have Declared Asset Too by Cutehector(m): 7:32am On Sep 11, 2015 |
Trypa:six pants? 3 bra? Really? Dis is serious |
| Re: My Assets As PMB And Vice Have Declared Asset Too by PassingShot(m): 7:46am On Sep 11, 2015 |
Trypa:How else would one explain an unprovoked and unnecessary attack? |
| Re: My Assets As PMB And Vice Have Declared Asset Too by Trypa(op): 7:53am On Sep 11, 2015 |
Cutehector:Na only those once u see shey |
| Re: My Assets As PMB And Vice Have Declared Asset Too by Trypa(op): 7:56am On Sep 11, 2015 |
Cutehector:Lmao u r not serious? We ave the ugly n sexy together,den beautiful but unsexy and we ave d all round u know what I mean yeye dey smell |
| Re: My Assets As PMB And Vice Have Declared Asset Too by Trypa(op): 7:57am On Sep 11, 2015 |
PassingShot:I comment my reserve shey I tell am say trouble dey sleep eyanga go wake am |
| Re: My Assets As PMB And Vice Have Declared Asset Too by Cutehector(m): 8:05am On Sep 11, 2015 |
Trypa:yeessssssss ..... |
| Re: My Assets As PMB And Vice Have Declared Asset Too by Cutehector(m): 8:06am On Sep 11, 2015 |
Trypa:I'm just kiddn.. So whch of dem do u belong? |
| Re: My Assets As PMB And Vice Have Declared Asset Too by Swaggzkid: 8:49am On Sep 11, 2015 |
[ author=Trypa post=37887691]Ok. Oya wiaris your own |
| Re: My Assets As PMB And Vice Have Declared Asset Too by lanicky(f): 9:08am On Sep 11, 2015*. Modified: 9:41am On Sep 11, 2015 |
Lol. Since GMB became our president, my assets has reduced drastically. Anyways... My assets as at 11th of September 2015 are: A boyfriend 4 side guys 10 magas 20 gowns 17 tops 20 brassieres 25 pants 5 skirts 4 suit skirt 14 heel shoes 7 flat shoes 7 belts 5 faze caps 10 berets 10 shirts 1 wristwatch 4 bracelets 2 phones Statement of account.... Abeg Rest Trypa....you know I ain't telling the truth..don't you? |
| Re: My Assets As PMB And Vice Have Declared Asset Too by Trypa(op): 9:12am On Sep 11, 2015 |
Swaggzkid:Bum bum and breast 1 Like |
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