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otokx:
@SassySteph

I heard 2 boys have started fighting for your love, na wa o.

Lol

My gosh!

Who are dey?

Coz ah knw no1 oh

University of Portharcourt Utme Merit admission list is out. Send your Jamb reg no to confirm your admission status on this no. 08061170028.
Pls, send a whatsapp message to the no. Thanks

My sis and i both got in. A big thanks to Comrade Otokx, for answering my multiple annoying questions and whatnot. God bless you sir.

Captain6:
Am so grateful to God and everyone here especially comrade Otokx, i was admitted this time around into pharmacy, am Smartkid00 from last year

he said it that someone from last year set will smile into pharmacy.....

Captain6:
Goodluck to you Druche, I know you will make it, you were here last year too, you will celebrate very soon.

Amen... Thank you and congratulation sir...I know God's Grace is sufficient!

otokx:
Was he here last year? If so he must make it by the special grace of God.

Comrade I was here last year as ''UcheStar''...Amen!

otokx:
Congrats Smartkid00, welcome on board.

smartkid Wow smartkid is back!!!! Where d hell r u plz identify ur self

oforkanj1:
smartkid Wow smartkid is back!!!! Where d hell r u plz identify ur self

Nurse, am here sir.

Captain6:
Am so grateful to God and everyone here especially comrade Otokx, i was admitted this time around into pharmacy, am Smartkid00 from last year

hahaha smatkid I guess u r now smart enough to become a captain!!!! Anyhow we go still chop ur matric rice. Do come pay homage as we planed last year
But w8 ooo I tut u went to madonna Or was it Novenna Lol just kidding....

oforkanj1:
hahaha smatkid I guess u r now smart enough to become a captain!!!! Anyhow we go still chop ur matric rice. Do come pay homage as we planed last year
But w8 ooo I tut u went to madonna Or was it Novenna Lol just kidding....

lolz,am a unique student o, currently reping Slt Ofrima, matric rice ke, how many bags do you need?

Captain6:
Am so grateful to God and everyone here especially comrade Otokx, i was admitted this time around into pharmacy, am Smartkid00 from last year

Lol
Congrats bro

Janetmc:
Lol
Congrats bro

Thanks dear

Captain6:
lolz,am a unique student o, currently reping Slt Ofrima, matric rice ke, how many bags do you need?

can u imagin!!! Bro u wicked! Chai. Inshort make sure u see me nd Laz tomorow at Coll Hall. We need wash ur success else we go ask otokx to tell jamb to send u bak to SSLT

otokx:
Merit Admission list is now live on JAMB website ... To God be the Glory...

ThankGod my bro was offered admission.

Pls Comrade Otoxx; My younger Bro got 232 in postUTME and 276 in Jamb, from Rivers state and going for Med
nd Surg, Pls wat are his chances in the supplementary list and also his chances for admission, into UNIPORT. Tnx

oforkanj1:
can u imagin!!! Bro u wicked! Chai. Inshort make sure u see me nd Laz tomorow at Coll Hall. We need wash ur success else we go ask otokx to tell jamb to send u bak to SSLT

Lolz, Ok sir.

Captain6:
Am so grateful to God and everyone here especially comrade Otokx, i was admitted this time around into pharmacy, am Smartkid00 from last year

wow smartkid welcme on board

i greet u all...sir otokx still doin his gud work, cremeflora,offorkanji,drlazdevitan..salute...congrats to those who got addmission and those yet to get pls be hopeful & prayerful...@uche it iz well

SassySteph:
Team MBBS

congrats!

DrLazDevitan:
congrats!

Tnx

oforkanj1:
can u imagin!!! Bro u wicked! Chai. Inshort make sure u see me nd Laz tomorow at Coll Hall. We need wash ur success else we go ask otokx to tell jamb to send u bak to SSLT

I am angry with smartkid!

So,Smart dey Ofrima dey hide like boss for Us?!

Martins,can you imagine this?

Anyway,Smart just have to comply sharperly as you directed!

Captain6:
Lolz, Ok sir.

Smartkid my nigga!

Mehn.....we miss you!

Congrats!

For those of you who have been admitted so far and those who are still waiting to be admitted, you can join Uniport whatsapp fresher group. A platform where you can interact and be kept abreast on the latest info emanating from Uniport. If you are yet to check yours, send your reg no to me
Unique Uniport. 08061170028

DrLazDevitan:
I am angry with smartkid!

So,Smart dey Ofrima dey hide like boss for Us?!

Martins,can you imagine this?

Anyway,Smart just have to comply sharperly as you directed!

yes oooo.... And he must hv seen us several times. Come dey form james Bond

2009 the journey into the cold arms of this handsome man started, he was the cutest thing I've ever come across in my entire life even as a fresh high school Leaver! I'm not a gay but I really admired his charming looks! He was so popular amongst my friends I wished I could gain half the fame he had!

I tried becoming friends with this handsome man but he was too difficult to please even when I possessed all the attributes needed to merit his friendship! I studied him during the day and burned candles at night looking for ways to please him but all to no avail!

2009-2010-2011 passed but this handsome man never looked my way! I got frustrated and decided to take a break in my quest to gain friendship with this cute man! My pursuit layed fallow all through 2012! My friends who didn't even know half what I knew about him where already friends with this handsome man and the thought of it gave me silent punches deep down my soul!

On that beautiful morning the vibration of my mobile woke me up, I was already cussing whoever it was that decided to murder my sweet sleep that morning, mcheeeew it was Femi who called! "Victor your crush is around oh, Oya go and try your luck again maybe this time you'll be Lucky to gain his attention" angrily I banged the phone, I don't need him anymore! To hell with him but deep down I knew I needed my "crush" more than I could ever imagine!

I tried yet again but it was still the same story! 2013 and hopes that came with it was duly bashed with mighty rocks! No hope! I knew it was time for me to look for another crush, but who could match the amazing cuteness and elegance of this handsome man? Hmmmmm #speechless!

2014 was practically dull and drab so I decided to try my hands on some other things! There's something special about 2015, someone gave me a kiss on new year day so I knew something good was coming my way! LoL

27th March 2015 thoughts of my new crush crossed my mind again, I bit my finger in uttermost dismay and said to myself "let's do this for the very last time and after this no more" i wore my best dress, wore best perfumes and shoes hoping that one day my crush would find me attractive!

Finally! Finally!! Finally!!! I gained Admission into the arms of my crush! My joy knew no bounds! I hugged him so tight and savored each moment the hug lasted! I finally gain admission into the university of port-harcourt to study PHARMACY after writing utme for 5times! 5times of frustration, pain, anger, shame, mockery and delay! 

To everyone who hasn't gotten admission yet! Please keep trying, delay is not denial! Your time will surely come! Amen!

Congrats to everyone who got admitted! Welldone! Please my people join me in thanking God! He has been faithful and kept his promise! Where are my course mates? Pharmacy freshers kindly add me on whatsapp "+2348122280382" let's talk jare!

Special thanks to Comrade Otokx! I've come to respect you especially the way you ignore people Lol! Your sarcasm and style of communing is absolutely amazing! God bless you sire for your time! And thanks to other caring nairalanders who out of love and kindness did help me and answerered my sometimes "stupid" questions! Thanks I appreciate! Thanks

Let's take a stroll to Pharmacy school, we'll be right back after this commercial break!

bassey565:
Let's take a stroll to Pharmacy school, we'll be right back after this commercial break!

Emotional Filmtricks a.k.a Israel




We meet again..CONGRATS!

@bassey565

Congratulations, stroll majestically.

Congrats to those admitted.
Welcome to Smartkid(your efforts where not in vain) Janetmc and bassey.

Samgreguc, how is your exam going?

SassySteph:
Emotional Filmtricks a.k.a Israel


We meet again..CONGRATS!

SassySteph a.k.a Every Man's dream! Lol
my name is Victor you?

otokx:
@bassey565
Congratulations, stroll majestically.

how do I pay my tithe sir?

bassey565:
SassySteph a.k.a Every Man's dream! Lol

my name is Victor you?

Am STEPHANIE a.k.a Sassy

SassySteph:



Am STEPHANIE a.k.a Stephansmily a.k.a Miss Sassy

Will I be a bit too forward if I ask for your BBM pin or whatsapp number? You know having a doctor's number on ones contact list is one in a life time opportunity?