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| #keywords That Lead To Nairaland Front Page. by osile2012: 7:46pm On Aug 18, 2015 |
A lot of people try so hard to get their thread on Nairaland front page, but they get frustrated at the end of the day because it does not get there. No matter how long the content of your thread is and the number of pictures you include if you miss these keywords then your going nowhere . I will give you the keywords that seun and the mods look out for #1 CLEAVAGE Seun and the mods don't joke with this. Just make sure your title contains cleavage. They might even move your thread to front page before they discover there is no cleavage in the thread.  i dont know why they like cleavage like that #2 TONTO DIKE once you have tonto dike in the title and have one of her pic, even if it picture of tonto dike in her mothers womb, your there . I dont know if she is a share holder . #3 A NAIRALANDER Once your thread starts with a nairalander, the rest is history. You are on front page. That is why you see stuff like " A nairalanders great grand fathers pic" and its on front page. You can also see " A nairalander browsing nairaland with his phone (photos)" its straight to front page . IF you doubt me, snap a picture of yourself reading this thread and start a new one saying " A nairalander reading a thread on nairaland" #4 #10 things or #10 reasons This is mostly for romance section and religion. Once you start with #10 the rest is history. EG. #10 reason why u should use condom, #10 ways to know she is watching you , #10 things i do in church. Whether the explanation makes sense or not your already on FP. #5, PROSTITUTES Mods dey carry prostitutes matter for head, i dont know if they are prostitutes legal representatives . Once you see a thread starting with Prostitutes then its heading for fp. EG Prostitutes protest, prostitutes increase price, Prostitutes fight, just anything prostitutes is on fb .other keywords include (obasanjo, bokoharam, fashola, ohaneze ndigbo , ladikpo) you can add yours. I am just helping you to make front page , because if i wanted this thread on front page, i wld just modify the title and add a keyword and it reads . CLEAVAGE #KEYWORDS that lead to NAIRALAND FRONT PAGE. mods will move it to front page with hope that it contains cleavage . 4 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: #keywords That Lead To Nairaland Front Page. by Nobody: 7:48pm On Aug 18, 2015 |
Paddy you never even see.... Na rape get am now oh.... 500years old man rapes 4months old girl (Photo)..... Pastor rapes female Imam in Lagos (Graphic photo)... I guess That's the beauty of it all sha... It gives us more reason to be here... lalasticlala and Ishilove must be hailed... Omotayor123 I lie? |
| Re: #keywords That Lead To Nairaland Front Page. by whizqueen(f): 7:51pm On Aug 18, 2015 |
Rape Virginity Missing person Job ish |
| Re: #keywords That Lead To Nairaland Front Page. by Dani4tech(m): 7:55pm On Aug 18, 2015 |
Laffing 'n' r0lling al0ng Enugu/ph express way... |
| Re: #keywords That Lead To Nairaland Front Page. by chiderablaze(m): 8:04pm On Aug 18, 2015 |
lmfao....hangs self on pawpaw tree branch............*** |
| Re: #keywords That Lead To Nairaland Front Page. by mekaboy(m): 8:08pm On Aug 18, 2015 |
op u r sick |
| Re: #keywords That Lead To Nairaland Front Page. by Omotayor123(f): 9:13pm On Aug 18, 2015 |
Freemanan:My sweerie no dey lie na |
| Re: #keywords That Lead To Nairaland Front Page. by Omotayor123(f): 9:14pm On Aug 18, 2015 |
Buhari..... Key name to FP. Cc. Lala. sticlala |
| Re: #keywords That Lead To Nairaland Front Page. by mekaboy(m): 9:29pm On Aug 18, 2015 |
this week alone i have seen more than 3 cleavage threads on fp. |
| Re: #keywords That Lead To Nairaland Front Page. by SUGARBEE(f): 10:34pm On Aug 18, 2015 |
Lol.. The word cleavage is even more amusing... |
| Re: #keywords That Lead To Nairaland Front Page. by mayordadon(m): 10:55pm On Aug 18, 2015 |
hun•••i was here |
| Re: #keywords That Lead To Nairaland Front Page. by osile2012: 10:56pm On Aug 18, 2015 |
Freemanan: lol my hand no dey for this your report oo. Female imam |
| Re: #keywords That Lead To Nairaland Front Page. by faray: 1:49am On Aug 19, 2015 |
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| Re: #keywords That Lead To Nairaland Front Page. by Nobody: 9:09am On Aug 19, 2015 |
| So true. Also, can you solve this? You are a genius if you can solve this 87% cannot solve this. Haba! We be solvent?  |
| Re: #keywords That Lead To Nairaland Front Page. by amInigerian: 9:22am On Aug 19, 2015 |
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| Re: #keywords That Lead To Nairaland Front Page. by mekaboy(m): 10:22am On Aug 19, 2015 |
lol, tonto dike just made fp. next will be cleavage . op your on point. |
| Re: #keywords That Lead To Nairaland Front Page. by mekaboy(m): 5:13pm On Aug 19, 2015 |
I talk am. Cleavage don show lol. |
| Re: #keywords That Lead To Nairaland Front Page. by osile2012: 1:15am On Aug 20, 2015 |
lol, tonto dike na vip. Tonto and cleavage appeared on fp today |
| Re: #keywords That Lead To Nairaland Front Page. by osile2012: 12:31am On Aug 26, 2015 |
The one wey dey reign now na for people to go and get pictures of animals especially snakes and start a thread "See what a Nairaland Found or killed in his house today "
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| Re: #keywords That Lead To Nairaland Front Page. by osile2012: 12:28am On Sep 15, 2015 |
[size=18pt]I have to add snake to the list[/size] |
| Re: #keywords That Lead To Nairaland Front Page. by AllNaijaBlogger(m): 7:01am On Sep 15, 2015 |
| Lol....... OP, please take two cans of orijin.....this thread funny die!!! |
| Re: #keywords That Lead To Nairaland Front Page. by mekaboy(m): 5:00pm On Sep 15, 2015 |
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| Re: #keywords That Lead To Nairaland Front Page. by Nobody: 12:37am On Sep 16, 2015 |
osile2012:buhahahahaha lollllllllll..... |
| Re: #keywords That Lead To Nairaland Front Page. by osile2012: 12:51am On Sep 16, 2015 |
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