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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 8:59pm On Sep 18, 2015
shrek4:
Naaah... Am not a night owl, not anymore.... Am in the cozy comfort of my bedroom... In bed.... Wish I had a female companion tho... Its unhealthy for a man to pass the night alone - Japanese proverb
lol@ japanese proverb!cal ur babe to come pass d night with u.
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by shrek4(m): 9:00pm On Sep 18, 2015
prettythicksme:
lol@ japanese proverb!cal ur babe to come pass d night with u.
Some people are babeless.... How about that?
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 9:02pm On Sep 18, 2015
shrek4:
Some people are babeless.... How about that?
Are u among d some babeless guys?
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by shrek4(m): 9:02pm On Sep 18, 2015
prettythicksme:
Are u among d some babeless guys?
Who is asking?
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Truckpusher(m): 9:03pm On Sep 18, 2015
Sleekyshuga:
Thought I was your e-love cry cry? We don plenty? Lol @ gun..

Our network dey fluctuate joor angry.. Go stand close to the mast..
grin

Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 9:03pm On Sep 18, 2015
shrek4:
Who is asking?
I
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by shrek4(m): 9:04pm On Sep 18, 2015
prettythicksme:
I
Why are you interested in that part of a stranger's life?
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 9:06pm On Sep 18, 2015
shrek4:
Why are you interested in that part of a stranger's life?
lol,nvm!!i dont care cheesy
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by shrek4(m): 9:07pm On Sep 18, 2015
prettythicksme:
lol,nvm!!i dont care cheesy
Now ur being girly... Letting ur ego cloud ur judgement.

I think I like the other u...
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Sleekyshuga(f): 9:15pm On Sep 18, 2015
Truckpusher:
grin
embarassed embarassed embarassed How's our wife wink?
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 9:16pm On Sep 18, 2015
shrek4:
Now ur being girly... Letting ur ego cloud ur judgement.

I think I like the other u...
lol,what is abou d other me?
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Truckpusher(m): 9:21pm On Sep 18, 2015
Sleekyshuga:
embarassed embarassed embarassed How's our wife wink?
Which one? cheesy
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Sleekyshuga(f): 9:24pm On Sep 18, 2015
Truckpusher:
Which one? cheesy
Hahahahahahahahahha... The person wey do you this thing ehen, make him/her never die so that we fit cure you cheesy cheesy...

Good night cheesy..
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Truckpusher(m): 9:25pm On Sep 18, 2015
Sleekyshuga:
Hahahahahahahahahha... The person wey do you this thing ehen, make him/her never die so that we fit cure you cheesy cheesy...

Good night cheesy..
Next time ask me : how are your wives? please. grin

Good night.
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by kinglekan: 9:31pm On Sep 18, 2015
Sassybae:
Lekan


Missed ya dear. Wah happened? U went offline.

Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 9:33pm On Sep 18, 2015
Truckpusher:
Next time ask me : how are your wives? please. grin

Good night.
Smh!! cheesy Tubaba second!!
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Truckpusher(m): 9:37pm On Sep 18, 2015
prettythicksme:
Smh!! cheesy Tubaba second!!
How did you know this? grin

Oya come chop kiss joor make your body cool down . kiss kiss kiss
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 9:43pm On Sep 18, 2015
Truckpusher:
How did you know this? grin

Oya come chop kiss joor make your body cool down . kiss kiss kiss
Smh2....Smh3.......Smh4....... till 1000 grin grin
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Truckpusher(m): 9:43pm On Sep 18, 2015
prettythicksme:
Smh2....Smh3.......Smh4....... till 1000 grin grin
Could please shake something else if you don't mind? cheesy
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by danbrowndmf(m): 9:45pm On Sep 18, 2015
Sleekyshuga:
undecided undecided undecided What is conji?
A Very Delicious food. Akamu is included!
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 9:48pm On Sep 18, 2015
Truckpusher:
Could please shake something else if you don't mind? cheesy
I gat nothing to shake for u dan my head!!! grin
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 9:49pm On Sep 18, 2015
Singing #SexandScotch #JesseJagz
Been a long day when me step in ‘a de shower
Found me gyal and she say “me a fi plough her?”
Me ask her, “is she ready for the towel?
She say “turn it up baby, full power”
Steady action every hour
Me ask her, “If she ready fi me devour her?
Me show her the power
Wow her
Turn off the lights and on comes the shower
Me wan make her drip and drop
She make it tick and tock
I make her sit on the top
I make her body whine like a clock
Jesse Jagga wan touch
Drown in an ocean of sex and scotch
Me wan make her drip and drop
Drown in an ocean of sex and scotch
Me wan make her drip and drop
She make it tick and tock
I make her sit on the top
I make her body whine like a clock..girl
You want make i drip and drop
She make it tick and tock
I make her sit on the top
I make her body whine like a clock…girl

Now we in the room fi dry out
We have a couple ‘a things fi try out
Leg ‘pon me shoulder, she scream and shout
Face in the pillow, the sound die out
Me make her scream and shout
Poom poom fi cry out
Face in the pillow, the sound die out
Leg ‘pon me shoulder, she scream and shout
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 9:50pm On Sep 18, 2015
Ahh, na nw ur pastor dey cal u wen me don already dey nite virgil?
STFUareyouGod:
Infact, my pastor just phoned me to remind me of tonight's Virgil

How was your day baws?
my day was wow. Saraki been declare wanted made my day a perfect one. Just cant wait 4 dat betrayal to be chained nd drag on d ground lik a criminal to d court on monday.

Hw ur day go jare?
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Truckpusher(m): 9:50pm On Sep 18, 2015
prettythicksme:
I gat nothing to shake for u dan my head!!! grin
O yeah! I almost forgot that your batty is as flat as a frying pan. grin
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 9:53pm On Sep 18, 2015
Truckpusher:
O yeah! I almost forgot that your batty is as flat as a frying pan. grin
I gat no selling point,all don flat grin go meet ur wives make dem shake tinz for u cheesy
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Truckpusher(m): 9:55pm On Sep 18, 2015
prettythicksme:
I gat no selling point,all don flat grin go meet ur wives make dem shake tinz for u cheesy
I want it from you - You know that awkward moment when that girl across the street with no class ,got all your sex appeal. wink


That awkward moment when a man decides to get himself a native chicken. tongue grin
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 10:02pm On Sep 18, 2015
Truckpusher:
I want it from you - You know that awkward moment when that girl across the street with no class ,got all your sex appeal. wink


That awkward moment when a man decides to get himself a native chicken. tongue grin
ur wives r classless&they are all native chickens grin grin
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 10:03pm On Sep 18, 2015
Yeah. Buh am here now. How did your day go?
kinglekan:


Missed ya dear. Wah happened? U went offline.

Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 10:04pm On Sep 18, 2015
STFUareyouGod:
Singing #SexandScotch #JesseJagz
Been a long day when me step in ‘a de shower
Found me gyal and she say “me a fi plough her?”
Me ask her, “is she ready for the towel?
She say “turn it up baby, full power”
Steady action every hour
Me ask her, “If she ready fi me devour her?
Me show her the power
Wow her
Turn off the lights and on comes the shower
Me wan make her drip and drop
She make it tick and tock
I make her sit on the top
I make her body whine like a clock
Jesse Jagga wan touch
Drown in an ocean of sex and scotch
Me wan make her drip and drop
Drown in an ocean of sex and scotch
Me wan make her drip and drop
She make it tick and tock
I make her sit on the top
I make her body whine like a clock..girl
You want make i drip and drop
She make it tick and tock
I make her sit on the top
I make her body whine like a clock…girl

Now we in the room fi dry out
We have a couple ‘a things fi try out
Leg ‘pon me shoulder, she scream and shout
Face in the pillow, the sound die out
Me make her scream and shout
Poom poom fi cry out
Face in the pillow, the sound die out
Leg ‘pon me shoulder, she scream and shout
He's in love!! cheesy cheesy in tubaba's voice **thick love lyrics** grin
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 10:07pm On Sep 18, 2015
Lol I never said you'll do that..
danbrowndmf:
but am not a millitant na. Even if u tell me i wouldn't come there to kidnap u na.
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 10:09pm On Sep 18, 2015
shrek4:
Some people are babeless
just like me!:-D
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 10:11pm On Sep 18, 2015
STFUareyouGod:
Singing #SexandScotch #JesseJagz Been a long day when me step in ‘a de shower Found me gyal and she say “me a fi plough her?” Me ask her, “is she ready for the towel? She say “turn it up baby, full power” Steady action every hour Me ask her, “If she ready fi me devour her? Me show her the power Wow her Turn off the lights and on comes the shower Me wan make her drip and drop She make it tick and tock I make her sit on the top I make her body whine like a clock Jesse Jagga wan touch Drown in an ocean of sex and scotch Me wan make her drip and drop Drown in an ocean of sex and scotch Me wan make her drip and drop She make it tick and tock I make her sit on the top I make her body whine like a clock..girl You want make i drip and drop She make it tick and tock I make her sit on the top I make her body whine like a clock…girl
Now we in the room fi dry out We have a couple ‘a things fi try out Leg ‘pon me shoulder, she scream and shout Face in the pillow, the sound die out Me make her scream and shout Poom poom fi cry out Face in the pillow, the sound die out Leg ‘pon me shoulder, she scream and shout
One of my fav tunes cool
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