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FriedPlantain:
Dechandel is back!

*Dancing sekem, sekem, sekem, sekem*
I called Small Mrs two days ago and I was like "where is my Dechandel, where did you you guys keep her? It's been long I saw her post on this forum. Wetin happen?"

May I no tell you wetin she tell me about you *coughs*

How far na?

You no go die early o
I also asked about you this morning.



Errm, you know how it goes na
Wetin she talk?

mirexxx:
who's this please ? all of una don change moniker cos of Ban

FriedPlantain:
Ok, I saw this thread yesterday and ignored it thinking it was one of those silly threads all these 2go boys on nairaland like spamming this forum with. Fast forward to today, the thread already boasts of over 1400 comments, 44 pages with just a paltry 4 thousand something views. Am I missing something here? Who is Miss Nora, what does she do for a living and why is everyone talking about her?

I went through the first two pages but still couldn't get anything.

flawlessT:
were u looking for me?

Kachisbarbie:
that's all @emboldened. If she would be anywhere on NL, it would be autos...Not even car talk.

I didn't even see the dp, but when I saw her name and details on your post_ I don't believe two different people can have exactly the same details. It has to be her, she is attractive though, but definitely not Romance section thingy...

Someone quoted me and reminded me of one of favourite Hadley Chase book... THE GUILTY ARE AFRAID.

You know she is not on NL

*side eyes to some people*

Autos? Heheeheheh
You know her modus operandi real well!!

bqlekan:
Oya package.. e don do.. you too dey mention this bae.. make we verify first

vani86:
thank you for this, have been reading all their bullshiiit, those forming nairaland celebrity, werey group and bad guys. just dudes with no life who think throwing insult here and there will get them noticed.

the missnora though, i earlier believed her when she said profojah asked her out and she ignored him thats why he is attacking her, but all these revelations have made me eat my words, MISSNORA is a scam another low life.

the most anooying part is instead of pushing the nora girl to defend her self, the thread has degraded to mini insult battles.
GROW UP

Idowuogbo:
Ehen? She dey runz gan abi? I get customer for am ooo...lmao! U & Kachisbarbie are wicked I swear...see as una open the babe yansh

I fit give you her pin make una negotiate sef
But you gats to drop something for the forerunner na
No be Nyansh opening o, she no send anybody for this life.
She is free like that, she go tell you say no be you dey pay her million dollar bills

STFUareyouGod:
pain? The only pain I know is T-pain. So go get your cucumber and get back to work
#morafuka!

ajademola2000:
she couldn't defend herself instead of her doing that she ran out of the thread last night, the bursting is way too heavy for her to defend herself

dechandel:
You know she is not on NL

*side eyes to some people*

Autos? Heheeheheh
You know her modus operandi real well!!

ajademola2000:
No I was the one looking for you

FriedPlantain:
Dechandel is back!

*Dancing sekem, sekem, sekem, sekem*
I called Small Mrs two days ago and I was like "where is my Dechandel, where did you you guys keep her? It's been long I saw her post on this forum. Wetin happen?"

May I no tell you wetin she tell me about you *coughs*

How far na?

Kachisbarbie:
Why you dey lie like this?
When you ask of her? Your #100 airtime finished, you said you would call back, till today_ no show.

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]Do you really want to go there?

Seriously?

Oh you think lying to us that you are listening to a foreign song while going to play foot ball makes you look cool? Why are you even lying to yourself?

Everybody knows you are lying lazily on that old muoka mouka foam that is the only furniture in the one room apartment you share with your family.

Don't come online to claim posh. I'll just burst your bubbles.

Cut your coat according to your size cloth please. [/color]

flawlessT:
Ok sir,am here

elantraceey:
Sometimes I just wonder if all the likes , mentions and popularity on NL has any positive effect one's life outside here.

Kachisbarbie:
Why you dey lie like this?
When you ask of her? Your #100 airtime finished, you said you would call back, till today_ no show.

Hahahaha

Something came and I had to hurriedly cut the call, the sh1t ended up taking almost half the whole day to generate. Chai, see how you take finish me.

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]Or you took my words seriously [/color]

MhizDeedy:
Twasnt fine at all!! Couldn't sleep well, my mind was occupied on smtn


Urz?

ajademola2000:
You look flawless, what is the secret of your beauty? You got a moniker that befits you, that your hairdo..what is it called? I really like

STFUareyouGod:
read from page 0 to the last page

I should read from page 0 to page 44? Errrrrrmmmmmmm

Florblu:
Dude stop quoting a beg
I av been nice enough
#In MissNora'a voice #STFUareyouGod has been asking me out since and av been ignoring him cos of his small cucumber he showed me
Now he is taking it out on me

JUSTbuchi:
Still reading through

dechandel:



You no go die early o
I also asked about you this morning.

From who?

Errm, you know how it goes na
Wetin she talk?

She said....
She said that..... ...

She said that the last time you visited Nigeria, you met one handsome guy that sells sweet Okpa somewhere across your street and the guy gave you belle. You guys are seriously in love at the moment and serious plan is going on tying the knot.

Is that true?

MISSNORA:
I cant sacrifice my privacy for ur silly NL curiosity...im way more bigger than dat. And I'm not begging u n anybody to believe weda I'm real or fake...all I know is dah my conscience is clear and I'm outta this thread.....nyt yall