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KingTom:
Rude? Darling I've been slapped by a jealous husband in my office, it doesn't get more rude than that.

A whole you? Kingtom? who would dare?

what kind of doc are u btw if u dont mind me asking

No.. I prefer sleeping in a dark room...
Little or no sound and light.
I can navigate my way around my house in the dark

MrsPhyno:
A whole you? Kingtom? who would dare?

what kind of doc are u btw if u dont mind me asking

take a wild guess

KingTom:
take a wild guess

In all honesty I can't even begin

Pediatrician? Obstetrician?

MrsPhyno:
In all honesty I can't even begin

Pediatrician? Obstetrician?

Smart girl you got it right in your second attempt . I be Obstetrician/Gynaecologist

KingTom:
Smart girl you got it right in your second attempt . I be Obstetrician/Gynaecologist

Nawa o
What prompted ur choice of speciality
Wait let me guess

MrsPhyno:
Nawa o
What prompted ur choice of speciality
Wait let me guess

I love babies.

KingTom:
I love babies.

Lolsssss
Good answer

Why did the man slap you

MrsPhyno:
Lolsssss
Good answer

Why did the man slap you

Because I got my fingers all in and on the baby hole and he felt I was loving it.

KingTom:
Because I got my fingers all in and on the baby hole and he felt I was loving it.

People like you are the reason I will only ever agree to see a female gynaecologist

Did u slap him back

MrsPhyno:
People like you are the reason I will only ever agree to see a female gynaecologist

Did u slap him back

I want you to tell me what I did exactly.

KingTom:
I want you to tell me what I did exactly.

No be u talk say u dey feel up baby hole?
Risqué profession, sir

Ur wife go try

MrsPhyno:
No be u talk say u dey feel up baby hole?
Risqué profession, sir

Ur wife go try

Well I sat the young man down and explained what cervix dilation/undilation meant and he apologised.

My wife go understand.

KingTom:
Well I sat the young man down and explained what cervix dilation/undilation meant and he apologised.

My wife go understand.

What if your wife is a urologist
Constantly feeling up males something

U go understand ?

MrsPhyno:
What if your wife is a urologist
Constantly feeling up males something

U go understand ?

I wouldn't give a damn even if she was a freaking Andrologist

KingTom:
I wouldn't give a damn even if she was a freaking Andrologist

tbh I didn't know what an andrologist was so looked it up

Okay but someone like u go want house iyawo

NOPE
I sleep alone in my house,all lights off... ...Even my mom can't do that..

MrsPhyno:
tbh I didn't know what an andrologist was so looked it up

Okay but someone like u go want house iyawo

House ke? I'd rather she works, make her loneliness for house no turn her mind towards the evil spirit of lashing

KingTom:
House ke? I'd rather she works, make her loneliness for house no turn her mind towards the evil spirit of lashing

Lol if u do ur job properly she should be sated.

Marry someone ugly to be safe, altho boys dese days no dey send face again

MrsPhyno:
Lol if u do ur job properly she should be sated.

Marry someone ugly to be safe, altho boys dese days no dey send face again

Even if I snap my amu and send it to her I still wouldn't be Safe, a Hot woman is unpredictable and like you said boys no dey look face again. Besides, night rounds Na bastard.

KingTom:
Even if I snap my amu and send it to her I still wouldn't be Safe, a Hot woman is unpredictable and like you said boys no dey look face again. Besides, night rounds Na bastard.

Snap ke? That will make it worse

The fear of gatemen and drivers is the beginning of wisdom o
Make sure that they are married

MrsPhyno:
Snap ke? That will make it worse

The fear of gatemen and drivers is the beginning of wisdom o
Make sure that they are married

Even then we'll still have problems. Oh light bulb ! An idea just came to me. I'll make sure they're gay

KingTom:
Even then we'll still have problems. Oh light bulb ! An idea just came to me. I'll make sure they're gay

Odikwa very serious o....
Na nymphomaniac u wan marry?

MrsPhyno:
Odikwa very serious o....
Na nymphomaniac u wan marry?

I know the lengths a hórny woman can go to, I'm just taking precaution. Inugo?

KingTom:
I know the lengths a hórny woman can go to, I'm just taking precaution. Inugo?

E be like say dem don do u strong tin before

This one that ur taking precautions like this

MrsPhyno:
E be like say dem don do u strong tin before

This one that ur taking precautions like this

not me, but I've seen it a lot.

KingTom:
not me, but I've seen it a lot.

Yeah I think it's guilty conscience that is worrying u

U know what uve done to other people's wives u now fear dem go do it to ur own

MrsPhyno:
Yeah I think it's guilty conscience that is worrying u

U know what uve done to other people's wives u now fear dem go do it to ur own

If you mean douching, ensuring safe delivery and all round care. Then I want them to repay the favour.

It's like i have an inherent philia for darkness

deewhone:
Yea, that moment wen u begin 2 remember the scary faces u watched in a movie

ah dey tell you