You wake up in the middle of the night around 1:30am and there is no light, everywhere is quite, and you search for your torch but could find it, you went out like that,to toilet,to pick something withing your house.

Will you be nervous in this situation that any small movement may shock you,or you will be strong?.

Yea, that moment wen u begin 2 remember the scary faces u watched in a movie

deewhone:
Yea, that moment wen u begin 2 remember the scary faces u watched in a movie

just as i expected, a lady will be the first to comment here, Guys will be like, am man,but should they hear strange voice calling their names from the back,they could poo in their pants.

mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwww
who dey fear dark now?
stopped that shít since I was 4yrs old..

darkness fears me

Fear fear

Yeah . . . I am also afraid of the dark.

When the imagination is too strong.

no i'm not afraid. unless i just watched a horror movie. which is why i dont watch horror movies. except that one time.

What is there to be afraid of? I love the feeling the darkness gives me, which is why my room curtains are pitch black, its night everytime.

KingTom:
What is there to be afraid of? I love the feeling the darkness gives me, which is why my room curtains are pitch black, its night everytime.

Hian.

Uncle, see as you hijack that my other thread jus collect all the likes..... Fear God nah.

MrsPhyno:

Hian.

Uncle, see as you hijack that my other thread jus collect all the likes..... Fear God nah.

Uncle ke? I know say e pain you, oya sorry no vex I donated one like to your ministry Na. Look at the bright side, at least you made front page.

Hahahahahahahahaha, fear night?, what's the difference? just the absence of sun light. I dnt intentionally schedule my activities into the night, but when the need arises, darkness doesn't in any way affect it.

KingTom:

Uncle ke? I know say e pain you, oya sorry no vex I donated one like to your ministry Na. Look at the bright side, at least you made front page.

i have respect for my elders
i am a regular FP maker, na today ? U tink say na u dey push am dere? I no like your own post sha, e was too crude and repulsive.

MrsPhyno:

i have respect for my elders
i am a regular FP maker, na today ? U tink say na u dey push am dere? I no like your own post sha, e was too crude and repulsive.

Crude and repulsive? My dear girl that was the definition of a Nigerian secondary school.

that awkward moment when you're reminiscing about that witch that died in your village at night........what if she appears

I'm scared a little

ajepako has no FEAR in his daily hustle

KingTom:

Crude and repulsive? My dear girl that was the definition of a Nigerian secondary school.

mine wasnt to that extent o...
na fgc mushin u go ?

MrsPhyno:

mine wasnt to that extent o...
na fgc mushin u go ?

St. Patricks college .

You be butter Na, Na queens college you go?

KingTom:

St. Patricks college .

You be butter Na, Na queens college you go?

I no go gehls only school, u know how those ones are .....

MrsPhyno:

I no go gehls only school, u know how those ones are .....

I went to an all boiz school! What are you implying?

KingTom:



I went to an all boiz school! What are you implying?

oganla please be using small-small words
all these ones pass me.....
and i thought i finally explained to una that i am not an ajeboh and strongly protest that title.

na u know the implication I just told u what I've heard

MrsPhyno:

oganla please be using small-small words
all these ones pass me.....
and i thought i finally explained to una that i am not an ajeboh and strongly protest that title.

na u know the implication I just told u what I've heard

Recently I believe it, we had few cases then but we were able to conduct proper reorientations

KingTom:

Recently I believe it, we had few cases then but we were able to conduct proper reorientations

fank heavens for dat....

u wan send ur own pikin to ur alma mater?

MrsPhyno:

fank heavens for dat....

u wan send ur own pikin to ur alma mater?

Its not as tough as it was then, I paid them a visit and found lily-livered sissies lurking about. Smh I don't know where I'll send my kids maybe zaria.

KingTom:

Its not as tough as it was then, I paid them a visit and found lily-livered sissies lurking about. Smh I don't know where I'll send my kids maybe zaria.

uncle tom's cabin, is it true that JAMB used to be easier than it is now
cause JAMB was hard for me when I took it and I heard that centuries ago in your generation it was easier
Please verify these claims abeg

MrsPhyno:

uncle tom's cabin, is it true that JAMB used to be easier than it is now
cause JAMB was hard for me when I took it and I heard that centuries ago in your generation it was easier
Please verify these claims abeg

Centuries ago? My GENERATION?
Abi how old Wey this one feel say I be?
JAMB was harder in my "generation" because no mago mago was involved, you either pass or you fail.

No...why would i?

KingTom:

Centuries ago? My GENERATION?
Abi how old Wey this one feel say I be?
JAMB was harder in my "generation" because no mago mago was involved, you either pass or you fail.

People have been telling me that I'm rude so I decided to change

No mago mago in Naija? C'est impossible.... Talk true and let the devil be ashamed....
And yet u still passed for medicine sha
You must be very intelligent

MrsPhyno:

People have been telling me that I'm rude so I decided to change

No mago mago in Naija? C'est impossible.... Talk true and let the devil be ashamed....
And yet u still passed for medicine sha
You must be very intelligent

I'm a dullard who keeps on getting what he doesn't deserve. as for the absence of mago mago au contraire mademoiselle, c'est possible.

KingTom:

I'm a dullard who keeps on getting what he doesn't deserve. as for the absence of mago mago au contraire mademoiselle, c'est possible.

i dey jealous small sha well not really but lemme jus tell u dat so ur head will swell

tell me when I start being rude o abeg

MrsPhyno:

i dey jealous small sha well not really but lemme jus tell u dat so ur head will swell

tell me when I start being rude o abeg

Rude? Darling I've been slapped by a jealous husband in my office, it doesn't get more rude than that.