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Pre-Independence Day: Nigeria My Beloved Country... by Nobody: 11:06am On Sep 30, 2015 |
So its less than 24 hours for it to be October that Nigeria will be celebrating her 55th Independence Day. I thought about a write up that's hilarious and I want to share it with everyone. NIGERIA.... MY BELOVED COUNTRY 1. Where our mothers use ice cream bowls to store pepper in the fridge. 2. Where ladies don't accept flowers for valentine or birthday. 3. Where lizard go look your eyeball, nod head and say '' nothing dey happen, guy''. 4. Where a blind beggar will reject a fake naira note. 5. Where groundnuts are sold in BOTTLES and water in SATCHETS. 6. Where parents claim they always take first position in school. 7. Where you can be a driver for years without a driver's license. 8. Where government officials don't know the National anthem. 9. Where Gala and LacaSera are the best options when stuck in traffic. 10. Where you are jailed for stealing Maggi and given a chieftaincy title for stealing millions. 11. Where we fight for everything. To gain admission to university, to get a job and worse still to enter a bus!!. 12. Where you are robbed of your phone and the robbers come back for your pincode and charger. 13. Where your type of generator shows how rich you are. 14. Where you can easily blame your family members in the village for your problems. 15. Where rich men must have pot belly. 16. Where if you do anyhow, you go see anyhow. 17. Where pickpockets steal your phone from your pocket and the music will still be playing through your earphone. 18. Where generator is a social amenity. 19. Where people collect change from beggars hand. 20. Where Igbo men produce Toyota Camry jeans and Dr Dre's slippers. 21. Where the man who had no shoes was the President. 22. Where BlackBerry torch is sold in traffic for 12k!!!!! Lolz. Join in the fun. Feel free to add yours. Cc: Otibho80 RobinHez Ray360 SuperNover Lordkvng QatarPlayboy Itfreda Sirtunechi JayBray SmithRussell Swisscarter SwagkingDope Emodeee Naijaboiy 23 Likes 6 Shares |
Re: Pre-Independence Day: Nigeria My Beloved Country... by OHDWISE: 11:08am On Sep 30, 2015 |
ih tommorrow is independence |
Re: Pre-Independence Day: Nigeria My Beloved Country... by Nobody: 11:12am On Sep 30, 2015 |
OHDWISE:Yeah, tomorrow it is n October 5th is my birthday loading!!!! 1 Like |
Re: Pre-Independence Day: Nigeria My Beloved Country... by ajibola11(m): 11:17am On Sep 30, 2015 |
Ok..great point
Happy indipendent day nigeria |
Re: Pre-Independence Day: Nigeria My Beloved Country... by Nobody: 11:33am On Sep 30, 2015 |
And what av we achieved so far 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Pre-Independence Day: Nigeria My Beloved Country... by Beedemi247: 12:19pm On Sep 30, 2015 |
ok..COOL GIST
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Re: Pre-Independence Day: Nigeria My Beloved Country... by Seunaj05(m): 12:20pm On Sep 30, 2015 |
Where stealing is NOW corruption. A country that seemed to be in a state of anarchy, debasement guagmire, political phantasmagoria, and social stupor was gradually and is being gradually transmogrified into a state of ethical El Dorado 2 Likes |
Re: Pre-Independence Day: Nigeria My Beloved Country... by obinnajr(m): 12:20pm On Sep 30, 2015 |
WHERE A PRESIDENT HAS NO WAEC CERTIFICATE 17 Likes |
Re: Pre-Independence Day: Nigeria My Beloved Country... by Sweetcollins: 12:20pm On Sep 30, 2015 |
Yes oooo 1 Like |
Re: Pre-Independence Day: Nigeria My Beloved Country... by sweatlana: 12:20pm On Sep 30, 2015 |
Wey the ministerial list eehh 1 Like |
Re: Pre-Independence Day: Nigeria My Beloved Country... by olexjay(m): 12:20pm On Sep 30, 2015 |
Independence day and lots of people are still living in poverty. #GodBlessMe #GodBlessNigeria 6 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: Pre-Independence Day: Nigeria My Beloved Country... by Intrepid01(m): 12:20pm On Sep 30, 2015 |
shokky24: Let's go see a movie and have a drink. then we discuss that 1 Like |
Re: Pre-Independence Day: Nigeria My Beloved Country... by Precious91(m): 12:21pm On Sep 30, 2015 |
I am proud to be green white green.you nko? 5 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Pre-Independence Day: Nigeria My Beloved Country... by jenyna: 12:21pm On Sep 30, 2015 |
Happy independent day in advance my good nigerian 2 Likes |
Re: Pre-Independence Day: Nigeria My Beloved Country... by Timoleon(m): 12:21pm On Sep 30, 2015 |
BOOKAH TEE |
Re: Pre-Independence Day: Nigeria My Beloved Country... by damton(m): 12:22pm On Sep 30, 2015 |
Where we like to pronounce words in twos. eg. pata pata. tay tay. before before. Also where we like to ask ridiculous obvious question like, "shey you dey browse for phone" and the answer tends to be as epic as it can get.e.g. "NO I DEY SWIM" 3 Likes |
Re: Pre-Independence Day: Nigeria My Beloved Country... by adedayourt(m): 12:22pm On Sep 30, 2015 |
Ebayray: #onlyonNL 1 Like |
Re: Pre-Independence Day: Nigeria My Beloved Country... by Topisko: 12:22pm On Sep 30, 2015 |
Abnormal things happns normally in Nigeria |
Re: Pre-Independence Day: Nigeria My Beloved Country... by tolexy007(m): 12:22pm On Sep 30, 2015 |
In Fayose voice....there is nothing to celebrate 1 Like |
Re: Pre-Independence Day: Nigeria My Beloved Country... by Sijo01(f): 12:22pm On Sep 30, 2015 |
Oh, Nigeria. Were governance can be going on without Ministers. |
Re: Pre-Independence Day: Nigeria My Beloved Country... by adorablevic: 12:22pm On Sep 30, 2015 |
Only in Nigeria,A guy would say he wants to put it in,nd promises not to move Only in Nigeria,testing a girl's virginity is by having sex with her 3 Likes |
Re: Pre-Independence Day: Nigeria My Beloved Country... by santinoj(m): 12:22pm On Sep 30, 2015 |
Where STEALING in not CORRUPTION!!! |
Re: Pre-Independence Day: Nigeria My Beloved Country... by Nobody: 12:23pm On Sep 30, 2015 |
Ebayray:See explanation, who ask you about your birthday 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Pre-Independence Day: Nigeria My Beloved Country... by j4sure(m): 12:23pm On Sep 30, 2015 |
GOD BLESS MY COUNTRY NIGERIA@ 55 |
Re: Pre-Independence Day: Nigeria My Beloved Country... by Built2last: 12:23pm On Sep 30, 2015 |
ok |
Re: Pre-Independence Day: Nigeria My Beloved Country... by vizboy(m): 12:23pm On Sep 30, 2015 |
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Re: Pre-Independence Day: Nigeria My Beloved Country... by WHOcarex: 12:23pm On Sep 30, 2015 |
Yeah, where people are suffering and smiling. 1 Like |
Re: Pre-Independence Day: Nigeria My Beloved Country... by jmoore(m): 12:24pm On Sep 30, 2015 |
10 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Pre-Independence Day: Nigeria My Beloved Country... by omusiliyu(m): 12:24pm On Sep 30, 2015 |
F |
Re: Pre-Independence Day: Nigeria My Beloved Country... by pussygotlips: 12:25pm On Sep 30, 2015 |
Who be this kobomart logistics sef |
Re: Pre-Independence Day: Nigeria My Beloved Country... by b0y(m): 12:25pm On Sep 30, 2015 |
Re: Pre-Independence Day: Nigeria My Beloved Country... by Intrepid01(m): 12:26pm On Sep 30, 2015 |
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