Ebayray:


Huh, really?!

Ebayray:
So its less than 24 hours for it to be October that Nigeria will be celebrating her 55th Independence Day. I thought about a write up that's hilarious and I want to share it with everyone.


NIGERIA.... MY BELOVED COUNTRY
1. Where our mothers use ice cream bowls to store pepper in the fridge.
2. Where ladies don't accept flowers for valentine or birthday.
3. Where lizard go look your eyeball, nod head and say '' nothing dey happen, guy''.
4. Where a blind beggar will reject a fake naira note.
5. Where groundnuts are sold in BOTTLES and water in SATCHETS.
6. Where parents claim they always take first position in school.
7. Where you can be a driver for years without a driver's license.
8. Where government officials don't know the National anthem.
9. Where Gala and LacaSera are the best options when stuck in traffic.
10. Where you are jailed for stealing Maggi and given a chieftaincy title for stealing millions.
11. Where we fight for everything. To gain admission to university, to get a job and worse still to enter a bus!!.
12. Where you are robbed of your phone and the robbers come back for your pincode and charger.
13. Where your type of generator shows how rich you are.
14. Where you can easily blame your family members in the village for your problems.
15. Where rich men must have pot belly.
16. Where if you do anyhow, you go see anyhow.
17. Where pickpockets steal your phone from your pocket and the music will still be playing through your earphone.
18. Where generator is a social amenity.
19. Where people collect change from beggars hand.
20. Where Igbo men produce Toyota Camry jeans and Dr Dre's slippers.
21. Where the man who had no shoes was the President.
22. Where BlackBerry torch is sold in traffic for 12k!!!!!
Hahahaha....like srzly? Torch 4 12k in traffic? Where


Lolz. Join in the fun.
Feel free to add yours.



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Ebayray:

Yeah bt I don't understand the language

adorablevic:
Only in Nigeria,A guy would say he wants to put it in,nd promises not to move
Only in Nigeria,testing a girl's virginity is by having sex with her

muymacho:

Guilty

Precious91:
I am proud to be green white green.you nko?

Ikechukwu183:
NIGERIA IS A MAD, BACKWARD, PRIMATIVE AND EXPIRED COUNTRY CREATED BY THE IMMAGINATION OF A WHITEMAN

Tomorrow, Idiots will write that God created Nigeria(zoo republic).

Ikechukwu183:
NIGERIA IS A MAD, BACKWARD, PRIMATIVE AND EXPIRED COUNTRY CREATED BY THE IMMAGINATION OF A WHITEMAN

Tomorrow, Idiots will write that God created Nigeria(zoo republic).

Ebayray:


Yeah, tomorrow it is n October 5th is my birthday loading!!!!

Ikechukwu183:
[s][/s] God forbid, we continue in this mad way of nigeria. We are Biafrans

Precious91:
then go and comment on biafraland and not nairaland

Ebayray:



Lol, WICKED #!!!