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I am on a tight schedule today.

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Emmergency checklist:
1. Are you on fire and I am the only one that can put you out?
2. Am I on fire and I dont realize it
3. Is it the second coming?

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Q. How is it going?
A. Good

Q. What are you working on?
A. Stuffs

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A. Yes, they are mammals and they do sleep

Have a nice day!

Lol

Where I work we have something called duck mode. You put a small rubber duck on your monitor/desk and no one will disturb you.

wow, that's super crazy

Rubber ducky!

spikesC:
Where I work we have something called duck mode. You put a small rubber duck on your monitor/desk and no one will disturb you.

what a coincidence?? where I work, once you want zero interruption or disturbance, you just put a live tiger on your desk; that way all your colleagues will give you ((GAP)) till you're done once you enter tiger mode, "pim" you won't hear

Nmeri17:
what a coincidence?? where I work, once you want zero interruption or disturbance, you just put a live tiger on your desk; that way all your colleagues will give you GAP till you're done once you enter tiger mode, "pim" you won't hear

killt it! Mr witty comeback!!!

in my place we put live wolf on our desk so they won't desturb you

ryanfletcher:
in my place we put live wolf on our desk so they won't desturb you

Pinshure of all these live animals you programmers are putting on your desk or adonbilivit!

Nmeri17:
what a coincidence?? where I work, once you want zero interruption or disturbance, you just put a live tiger on your desk; that way all your colleagues will give you ((GAP)) till you're done once you enter tiger mode, "pim" you won't hear

Mumu. Haven't heard from you for a while. Have you finally given up?

Na wa o

dhtml18:
Pinshure of all these live animals you programmers are putting on your desk or adonbilivit!

sleep there,pictures will arrive on 2070

spikesC:
Mumu. Haven't heard from you for a while. Have you finally given up?

lmffffffaaaaaooooo \ / Ewu!!!!!! why dyu want God to punish you this bad??

I've been checking your Whatsapp last seen ---> 4th August. I think say yu don die sef

^^^Na you kill-am ni?

dhtml18:
^^^Na you kill-am ni?

Ask am oo

Nmeri17:
lmffffffaaaaaooooo \ / Ewu!!!!!! why dyu want God to punish you this bad??

I've been checking your Whatsapp last seen ---> 4th August. I think say yu don die sef

Lol, that phone is off for now. The other number is going though, even on whatsapp

spikesC:
Lol, that phone is off for now. The other number is going though, even on whatsapp

I dh call am but e nor dh go. seems your incoming calls are being forwarded to a non mtn number

Nmeri17:
I dh call am but e nor dh go. seems your incoming calls are being forwarded to a non mtn number

Na Glo, since I ported the number it has been misbehaving. Send a whatsapp message to it

spikesC:
Na Glo, since I ported the number it has been misbehaving. Send a whatsapp message to it

Can you help me? https://www.nairaland.com/2685865/need-assignment-java-programming#39282992

liliian:
Can you help me? https://www.nairaland.com/2685865/need-assignment-java-programming#39282992

Hi, I am not a Java developer, but i can see some people are already helping you.
Good luck in your project