Kelvin0:


O thou Wailer, just for d record! I did give them a proper burial

phadat:
op you are wicked is it that they are not paying you rent? simple eviction notice would have solved this issue but you had to go and kill them, now tell me the difference between you and the landlord that killed his tenant in Lagos

Hehehehehehehehehe.....this really got me cracking !

Pidggin:
@OP, you are an assassin, why na?

Assassin lòmò làti lè

RobinHez:


Come! U no hear wetin dem chop? Dem no even go for the #100 notes...


Abeg stop all this oyinbo nonsense... Na for over there one man go will e whole property to dog!

Abeg help me tell dem o...

Op u r heartless o! Infact buhari must hear dis. Dz 1 pass corruptn.

omg , u mean u found all these rats in your house? omg !! I counted 11

Kelvin0:
Just came back from the US..after spending 6months of my Hols there....Dudes below me were trying to make me feel like a stranger in my own house. For the past 1 week i have been running from pillar to post to curb the menace this dudes were now cursing...they virtually took over my bed, Kitchen, toilet, wardrobe even my wallet was not left out of it as they ransacked it n took away d $100 bills (about 50 pieces) i had in them, leaving only the half chewed #100 notes for me....finally i got my revenge yesterday when i lunched an offensive, taking the battle to them with all the weapons (Knives, guns, clubs, cutlasses and Otarkpiapia ) i had at my disposal......now am da BOSS of my house once again. Pls nairalanders rejoice wif me! Cos once again......

#IAmDaBossOfMyHouse

#IAmKindaFeelingLikeRobinHoodRightNow

Cc: lalasticlala, seun, RoyalRoy...et al

RobinHez:


Come! U no hear wetin dem chop? Dem no even go for the #100 notes...


Abeg stop all this oyinbo nonsense... Na for over there one man go will e whole property to dog!

Are you kidding? The guy just murdered a whole football team, if chelsea had these guys on their team don't you think their fortune could have changed.

Kelvin0:


Assassin lòmò làti lè

aflyingbird:
omg , u mean u found all these rats in your house? omg !! I counted 11

Hehehehehehehehehe....you get time o.

jomoh:



Are you kidding? The guy just murdered a whole football team, if chelsea had these guys on their team don't you think their fortune could have changed.

It's not murder....It's called clean up. Shikina!

Kelvin0:

It's not murder....It's called clean up. Shikina!

That is the exact phrase assassins use.



Just imagine if those guys had being available on the chelsea bench yesterday. Do you think they would've lost 3-1 to southampton.



If you can imagine that then you will know the gravity of what u did.

Oke Belgium

jomoh:


That is the exact phrase assassins use.



Just imagine if those guys had being available on the chelsea bench yesterday. Do you think they would've lost 3-1 to southampton.



If you can imagine that then you will know the gravity of what u did.

Now am kinda feeling remorse for my actions.

EggovinMma:
Just take a look at their lifeless bodies .

Hopeless, helpless, without love, without care.Shut completely out of this hateful world of egoistic humans.How dp you feel watching them take their last breath? Struggling to grasp so little a breath, as they stretch their tiny limbs and legs, eyes struggling to look at the massive piece of meat standing over them!



Now you have killed them, I'm sure you will never give them proper burial. May God judge you.

Obara Jesus!!!!!
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All these for rat wey they chop person property?

Kelvin0:

Bae is already taking.....Check next thread for available ones

My problem is knowing how it concerns YOU.. Its *taken* not taking nxt time

Kelvin0:


Now am kinda feeling remorse for my actions.

You see now.

nnamdibig:

Obara Jesus!!!!! . All these for rat wey they chop person property?

I just tire o

In Pasuma's voice:
Oganla
Oganla
Oganla
Oganla
Oganla

Boss!

EggovinMma:

How can you travel for 6 months without leaving nothing behind for your rodents. That's highly insensitive! You don't starve harmless animals, especially rats, like that! For Christ sake, they are tiny and too small to be subjected to such hateful reproach! JESUS CHRIST! WHERE IS THE LOVE! ?

Like seriously?

I was having issues with one for a week. In my fu<king bedroom, imagine!!! Came in thru a hole in my wall that connects the ac pipe to the fan outside. Now sealed the hole with concrete. I finally got the little fu<ker this morning. So I went to Shoprite yesterday and got a rat trap, the one that has heavy glue. Put some crumbs of bread and groundnut on it and left it on my bedroom floor in a corner i know the rat normally passes. This morning after church I came in and saw the trap some feet away from its original position....with the rat in it, struggling, caught up in strong glue in the trap. When I got close to the trap, the rat suddenly turned its face to me and started screaming helplessly and struggling. I quietly went outside, got a stick, hit the fu<ker on the head to stun it, wrapped up the trap in a strong plastic bag, sealed the bag, and went outside and put it in the large garbage bin besides my main gate. Me 1, Rat 0

EggovinMma:
Just take a look at their lifeless bodies .

Hopeless, helpless, without love, without care.Shut completely out of this hateful world of egoistic humans.How dp you feel watching them take their last breath? Struggling to grasp so little a breath, as they stretch their tiny limbs and legs, eyes struggling to look at the massive piece of meat standing over them!

Now you have killed them, I'm sure you will never give them proper burial. May God judge you.

jomoh:

In fact the Op is a serial killer. How can you leave your house for a long time without food for the custodians of the house. Now you came back without buying anything for them, instead you started mass murder on them because they ate few of the tiny papers you brought.



Were you expecting them to starve to death.

You guys are killing me here! @OP don suffer.

Kelvin0: You deserve to be probed for your actions.

phadat:
op you are wicked is it that they are not paying you rent? simple eviction notice would have solved this issue but you had to go and kill them, now tell me the difference between you and the landlord that killed his tenant in Lagos

jomoh:



Are you kidding? The guy just murdered a whole football team, if chelsea had these guys on their team don't you think their fortune could have changed.

Abeg make una mercy Chelsea, the insult is becoming too much

"Thou Shall Not Kill"

Lalasticlala, carry these thread move to permanent site.If na cosy breast na, you go carry am go permanent site.Front page is boring already this Sunday.

EfemenaXY:








You guys are killing me here! @OP don suffer.

Kelvin0: You deserve to be probed for your actions.

Hehehehehehehehehe.....It's d season of probing! I have no cupboard in my skeleton

OnyeEgo1:


My problem is knowing how it concerns YOU.. Its *taken* not taking nxt time

Noted...But she is *TAKING* still...oya get lost!

Kelvin0:

Hehehehehehehehehe.....It's d season of probing! I have no cupboard in my skeleton

Lol! Okay then - if you say so.

EggovinMma:
Just take a look at their lifeless bodies .

Hopeless, helpless, without love, without care.Shut completely out of this hateful world of egoistic humans.How dp you feel watching them take their last breath? Struggling to grasp so little a breath, as they stretch their tiny limbs and legs, eyes struggling to look at the massive piece of meat standing over them!



Now you have killed them, I'm sure you will never give them proper burial. May God judge you.

Kelvin0:


Noted...But she is *TAKING* still...oya get lost!

I will do dat graciously when u stop quoting me n take ur perverted mind else where, Just go...

Op, see how you cleared a whole family from the face of this earth. U are really brutal

Lol