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richommie:
u not serious . .lol. . tell me more bae.
#Yolo

MadCow1:
6 annoying parts of Evangelism.

1. Disturb people's peace: Go out early in the morning with a Microphone and disturb the peace and sleep of hard working people with your noise. Or go into a busy market and be shouting on the microphone with loudspeakers at the top of the volume. Or get close and personal like the Jehovahs Witness and go knock on their doors and invade their houses.

2. Littering: Go on and share booklets (Loveworld), pamphlets and posters to people that don't even read it only for it to end up on the streets as garbage. Or post fhucking stickers and posters on people's fences without their permission or deface the fhucking streets.

3. Dumbass Preachers: Most of the people that do this so called evangelism are Dumber than a dumbell. They can't even hold an intelligent debate on the subject matter for which they are disturbing you about. All they know they know how to say is "Repent, Jesus is coming soon".

4. Church marketing: When all of them are done talking shiit to you, the next thing is to try and get you to attend 'their' church. From evangelism to marketing. Like seriously, what the fhuck?

5. The useless questions they ask: Examples: 'When you die, where will you be spending eternity?' Like seriously? What kind of fhucking stupiid question is that? Like how the fhuck am I supposed to fhucking know? Like seriously?

6. Your time, energy, sleep and peace they just wasted: what more can I say. And then they will now start asking for your phone number and email address like you guys are now that close.

This is what I feel when ever I hear someone preaching to me.

www.nairaland.com/attachments/2924114_fbimg1443473609567_jpeg0f0e877c8f8dc17c50ee8080b13bfb6f

_{Evang. MadCow.}

coldubako:
Okija, you need to repent.

MadCow1:
6 annoying parts of Evangelism.

1. Disturb people's peace: Go out early in the morning with a Microphone and disturb the peace and sleep of hard working people with your noise. Or go into a busy market and be shouting on the microphone with loudspeakers at the top of the volume. Or get close and personal like the Jehovahs Witness and go knock on their doors and invade their houses.

2. Littering: Go on and share booklets (Loveworld), pamphlets and posters to people that don't even read it only for it to end up on the streets as garbage. Or post fhucking stickers and posters on people's fences without their permission or deface the fhucking streets.

3. Dumbass Preachers: Most of the people that do this so called evangelism are Dumber than a dumbell. They can't even hold an intelligent debate on the subject matter for which they are disturbing you about. All they know they know how to say is "Repent, Jesus is coming soon".

4. Church marketing: When all of them are done talking shiit to you, the next thing is to try and get you to attend 'their' church. From evangelism to marketing. Like seriously, what the fhuck?

5. The useless questions they ask: Examples: 'When you die, where will you be spending eternity?' Like seriously? What kind of fhucking stupiid question is that? Like how the fhuck am I supposed to fhucking know? Like seriously?

6. Your time, energy, sleep and peace they just wasted: what more can I say. And then they will now start asking for your phone number and email address like you guys are now that close.

This is what I feel when ever I hear someone preaching to me.

www.nairaland.com/attachments/2924114_fbimg1443473609567_jpeg0f0e877c8f8dc17c50ee8080b13bfb6f

_{Evang. MadCow.}

khassy:
Seun
it's imperative that I bring your attention to this issue plaguing NL.
I don't know why I have to declare I am a Muslim before I am allowed to comment on the Islam section whereas the Christianity section is free for all to comment and abuse my GOD the way they like while it isn't so for the Islam section...

I think NL'ders deserve an explanation to this rather worrisome behaviour

#Awaiting your response

winner01:
God bless you pastor for this wonderful piece...


Happy sunday people of God, I believe you will be touched by the following threads below. God bless you as you read;

https://www.nairaland.com/2511298/3-reasons-why-individual-should

https://www.nairaland.com/2512801/christian-please-stop-doing-these

https://www.nairaland.com/2608820/7-satanic-strategies-distract-man

https://www.nairaland.com/2606150/6-men-christian-women-should

https://www.nairaland.com/2499498/quotes-famous-men-bible

https://www.nairaland.com/2609646/satanic-christians-must-read

https://www.nairaland.com/2627189/6-signs-being-attacked-spiritually

https://www.nairaland.com/2635175/7-mountains-change-life-forever

Preshylar:
Another benefit of evangelism is that you will receive whatever you ask from the father. John 15:16
Nice writeup though.

elantraceey:
Awesome piece. The joy derived is unspeakable. I remember vividly the very first time I lead someone to Christ ,it was as if I won a multi - dollar lottery, then I had anger issues but no one could annoy me that whole week .

Elesta:
I say a big AMEN to that. God bless you over and over again for sharing this

emhoonline:
No wonder
You are a small boy so I dont expect something better from such kid like you

Making rant on religion

TemitopeDaniel:
God is God, and God alone!
Some people question that IS THERE GOD? HOW CAN I BELIEVE WHAT OR WHO I CAN'T SEE?
Imagine your younger one did something wrong and you corrected him. If he asks you how did you know what he or she did is wrong, you tell him or her maybe your brain told you.

He or she will further on that how can he believe you are right since he can't see your brain, feel or even touch it! And in the real sense, that's how it's meant to be. You can't say anything to win the child more than saying you just have to BELIEVE... or have FAITH.. or common sense has to tell him that!

That's exactly God! You can't see, you can even feel God, you can't touch and what joins you to him is YOUR FAITH.

God is God and he is God alone. Your creator, your lover, he doesn't want you to perish that's why he wants you to come back to him. There's a great difference between zeal and passion! God wants you to grow from one with ordinary zeal to one with crazy passion.

If he leaves your life for a minute, you're dead for uncountable years.

Jesus loves you, please accept him today!

-Temitope Daniel Abimbola.
www.temitopedaniel.com
#NoSoulMustBeLost

kodlins:
At least, they are not Jihadist.
We present the love of the Father demonstrated through His Son Jesus Christ.

For while we were yet sinners Christ died for us

quiinnBee:
i'll get back to you.let me finish eating

TemitopeDaniel:
God is God, and God alone!
Some people question that IS THERE GOD? HOW CAN I BELIEVE WHAT OR WHO I CAN'T SEE?
Imagine your younger one did something wrong and you corrected him. If he asks you how did you know what he or she did is wrong, you tell him or her maybe your brain told you.

He or she will further on that how can he believe you are right since he can't see your brain, feel or even touch it! And in the real sense, that's how it's meant to be. You can't say anything to win the child more than saying you just have to BELIEVE... or have FAITH.. or common sense has to tell him that!

That's exactly God! You can't see, you can even feel God, you can't touch and what joins you to him is YOUR FAITH.

God is God and he is God alone. Your creator, your lover, he doesn't want you to perish that's why he wants you to come back to him. There's a great difference between zeal and passion! God wants you to grow from one with ordinary zeal to one with crazy passion.

If he leaves your life for a minute, you're dead for uncountable years.

Jesus loves you, please accept him today!

-Temitope Daniel Abimbola.
www.temitopedaniel.com
#NoSoulMustBeLost

stardragon:
i've been called and chosen to preach but i dont knw where to start from

PastorOsamede:
By GOD'S grace, next Sunday I will write on how one can begin evangelism with a bit of ease. For now spend your time studying the Bible book of Acts of the apostles. You will learnt so much from there. Happy Sunday!

MadCow1:
6 annoying parts of Evangelism.

1. Disturb people's peace: Go out early in the morning with a Microphone and disturb the peace and sleep of hard working people with your noise. Or go into a busy market and be shouting on the microphone with loudspeakers at the top of the volume. Or get close and personal like the Jehovahs Witness and go knock on their doors and invade their houses.

2. Littering: Go on and share booklets (Loveworld), pamphlets and posters to people that don't even read it only for it to end up on the streets as garbage. Or post fhucking stickers and posters on people's fences without their permission or deface the fhucking streets.

3. Dumbass Preachers: Most of the people that do this so called evangelism are Dumber than a dumbell. They can't even hold an intelligent debate on the subject matter for which they are disturbing you about. All they know they know how to say is "Repent, Jesus is coming soon".

4. Church marketing: When all of them are done talking shiit to you, the next thing is to try and get you to attend 'their' church. From evangelism to marketing. Like seriously, what the fhuck?

5. The useless questions they ask: Examples: 'When you die, where will you be spending eternity?' Like seriously? What kind of fhucking stupiid question is that? Like how the fhuck am I supposed to fhucking know? Like seriously?

6. Your time, energy, sleep and peace they just wasted: what more can I say. And then they will now start asking for your phone number and email address like you guys are now that close.

This is what I feel when ever I hear someone preaching to me.

www.nairaland.com/attachments/2924114_fbimg1443473609567_jpeg0f0e877c8f8dc17c50ee8080b13bfb6f

_{Evang. MadCow.}

Shalomdee:
May God have mercy on you for all these things you posted, but remember that this life we have is just a trifling second compared to the eternity waiting for us in heaven or hell, if we feel the gospel is disturbing our "peace", we may be startled if we wake up to really appreciate the meaning of peace. Don't realize this too late.

MadCow1:
Do you believe in father Christmas and the North Pole?

You can't speak emphatically about the afterlife because you know fuckall about it. You have never been there so how then can you speak about it?

What makes the afterlife more plausible than reincarnation?

Abeg leave me make I finish my Gulder in peace.

quiinnBee:
Really?

PastorOsamede:
Simplified Summary Of Evangelism

Evangelism is telling a sinner (someone who is not saved or born again; someone who has not confessed JESUS Christ as their LORD and Saviour; someone who doesn't believe in JESUS' CHRIST as their LORD and Saviour: Romans 10:9-10) about the Gospel of the LORD Jesus, with the sole aim of convincing them through the help of the HOLY GHOST to believe in as well as accept JESUS CHRIST as their Saviour and LORD. You persuade them to do away with their sins, unrighteous acts which are not pleasing to GOD.

Most importantly, you lead sinner in prayers to seek forgiveness from GOD through the Blood of JESUS CHRIST for the remission of their sins. Finally, encourage them to worship GOD at a true church nearest to them, or they could simply join you at your place of worship.

However do not expect warm reception at every place where you stop by to win a soul. In fact, brace up for insults and rejection. Our LORD Jesus didn't conceal this possible scenario ( Matthew 10:12-14).

BENEFITS of Evangelism

1. Inexplicable joy. The disciples. The best cure for sadness and depression is evangelism. Go give it a try! The joy that follows it is matchless (Luke 10:1,17). Once you win a soul, Heaven goes into celebration mood (Luke 15:10). This electric mood in Heaven is also passed down to the folk who did the job. Suddenly you are joyful without any material explanation for your great mood. You become a bundle of inexplicable joy. How wonderful!

2. Reward in Heaven (Matthew 19:27, 29). You got mansions waiting for you (John 14:2-3). Crowns of glory also (1 Peter 5:4). Join the queue now. I have signed up already. You too should. Don't envy me when you see me in Heaven relaxing in my mansion and wearing my glittering crown of glory. Start working for yours now.

3. Divine security (2 Corinthians 11:23-26; Acts 18:9-10). Several times Paul would have been assassinated, but his relevance to Heaven's soul growth committed GOD to protect him by all means. He met robbers, he was arrested, there were plots to assassinate him, he was imprisoned several times...no surprise that he came out of all. You can't be wasted overnight by natural or unnatural powers, occurrences or mishaps when your life is profitable to GOD in the evangelical field. Who cares about a fruitless fig tree? Look up the answer here (Matthew 21:17-19).

4. Manifestations of spiritual gifts, especially the gifts of healing (Mark 16:15-18; Luke 16:16). You can actually begin to experience spiritual gifts in action while preaching to souls. The first time the disciples did healing and deliverance on their own was while they went out evangelizing. At their return, they simply could not hide their excitement about the miracles that they "performed". You want spiritual gifts? Go and win souls!

5. Eternal life (Luke 10:20; Philippians 3:14; 4:3-4). Spreading the Gospel in truth and righteousness further cements your place in the Heavenly admission list...the Book of Life. The LORD Jesus affirmed this to the evangelising disciples in simple terms. This is the greatest benefit of all! Press for it..the ultimate prize!

6. Key to accessing a long-awaited breakthrough (Matthew 6:33). Aren't you being too self-centered? Always asking and never doing anything for GOD. Winning a soul attracts Divine intervention in your life. It is one sure way to a receiving a miraculous answer to a dragging problem. Go for a trial now. Be consistent. Hmmm, I smell a miracle drawing closer to you in no time!

"How beautiful upon the mountains are the feet of him that bringeth good tidings, that publisheth peace..." (Isaiah 52:7).

Accept JESUS CHRIST today and go out to save many others!

May the LORD resolve every complication that has depressed you for long in JESUS' name!

Great.

Cc: Lalasticlala

sportsmaster:
Evangelism is for everybody,it is for every believer in Christ.

Mark 16:15-19.
Matt28:18-19.
"Go ye into the world and preach the Gospel to every creature"

these are clear instructions for every believer.

2cor5:18-20:-
God has committed unto us to the message of reconcilation.
So there is no excuse not to preach the Gospel.
It is the job every Christian.

Shollyps:
truly truly you are a mad cow..lolz

menesheh:
Could that be an ironical statement?

gbollykore:
bless you pastor, can you please email this write up to me, I will like to print it out and study it

realtor-daniel@hotmail.com

eagleonearth:
I have this to say: Sharpen the axe and the job will be easier. Clean lives yield more fruits for evangelists as God readily assists them in d field.