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Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 7:49am On Oct 07, 2015

Ray360:

okay. Good morning miss Ebayray. there are lots of files to sort out today in office. please, I need the membership file of Robinray, I need some data to enable me post a letter to him. he has been an epileptic member of our clique. Never has he contributed anything meaningful to our collective goals. thanks.

Lolz, good morning sunshine and everyone..

Yes sir, present Sir!!!!!

Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Pukka36(f): 8:02am On Oct 07, 2015

Ray360:
lol... exactly! oya, how many hold for you?

Lol,I dinor count oh cry

But they said October-borns are peacemakers and I like trouble tu mush grin

Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 8:03am On Oct 07, 2015

Pukka36:
Lol,I dinor count oh

But they said October-borns are peacemakers and I like trouble tu mush

Lolz, dis girl ehn.... Nt all are trouble makers sha

Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Pukka36(f): 8:09am On Oct 07, 2015

Ebayray:

Lolz, dis girl ehn.... Nt all are trouble makers sha

Yeah,I knw!
Good morning Ma'am.

Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 8:13am On Oct 07, 2015

Pukka36:
Yeah,I knw! Good morning Ma'am.

Yeah, good morning Sugar

Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Ray360: 8:17am On Oct 07, 2015

Ebayray:

Lolz, good morning sunshine and everyone..

Yes sir, present Sir!!!!!

Good lady! you have resumed quite early today. Btw, You Look shimmering this morning, nice fitting blue skirt with an immaculate white shirt. Get me the file please... grin

Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Ray360: 8:18am On Oct 07, 2015

Pukka36:
Lol,I dinor count oh

But they said October-borns are peacemakers and I like trouble tu mush

hahaha... which one again?

Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by TheLostSoul: 8:19am On Oct 07, 2015

Between your legs is a route that draws me closer to heaven... One night with you is sufficient for a lifetime... If your lips touch mine, I feel redeemed; My powerful hands, if they cup your breasts; I won't talk about it, I won't talk about paradise.

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Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 8:24am On Oct 07, 2015

TheLostSoul:
Between your legs is a route that draws me closer to heaven...
One night with you is sufficient for a lifetime...
If your lips touch mine, I feel redeemed;
My powerful hands, if they cup your breasts;
I won't talk about it, I won't talk about paradise.

LOL.

Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by TheLostSoul: 8:26am On Oct 07, 2015

I want to commit sin with you since sin draws me to heaven;

I want to make love till my greedy breath flees...

Thorns have no wrath should I thrust you on them...

My heart keeps no grudge should I handle the sisters on your soft chest.

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Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by TheLostSoul: 8:28am On Oct 07, 2015

Those lines can only surface in my dreams.....

You are dead and gone.....

Gone too soon...

Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 8:31am On Oct 07, 2015

Pukka36:
No,Buh M'not waiting for anybody to suggest first

Good morning Sir.

hahaha

since we are concatenated in thesame confraternity on this, then I can decode that I am Safe with the perception

Yeah. Good Morning, How was your night?

Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 8:32am On Oct 07, 2015

Ray360:

Good lady! you have resumed quite early today. Btw, You Look shimmering this morning, nice fitting blue skirt with an immaculate white shirt. Get me the file please...

Lol, thanks for the compliments, Sir.

*passes files and folders to him* There's a report on the lackadaisical and unruly behavior among workers in the company, Sir

Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by TheLostSoul: 8:34am On Oct 07, 2015

Do you know the definition of shame?
I do. Shame is the definition of me.

I don't worship God, because there is no God.

I have nothing more to lose. after all, I am a loser for life. I am not good at winning. I've never won. I'm a murderer. A rapist. A lunatic. I will burn in the flames of hell forever.

I will burn in hell.

Gone too soon.

Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by RobinHez(m): 8:35am On Oct 07, 2015

Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Pukka36(f): 8:36am On Oct 07, 2015

Tactful

Romantic

Charming8) Just cheesy

Diplomatic lipsrsealed

....Who geh that time? Balanced undecided

Superficial shocked

...Na lie johr cry

Detached

Unreliable....Lies from the pit of...Hell! Laidback cry

Indecisive sad

....As Uniben dey misbehave,what do U xpect? Self-indulgent

My Mum dinor train me like that8)

Cc:Ray360

Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Pukka36(f): 8:38am On Oct 07, 2015

blueto:
hahaha

since we are concatenated in thesame confraternity on this, then I can decode that I am Safe with the perception

Yeah. Good Morning, How was your night?

Bros,I cannor fitting to understand cry

Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 8:43am On Oct 07, 2015

Pukka36:
Tactful Romantic Charming8) Just Diplomatic....Who geh that time? Balanced Superficial...Na lie johr Detached Unreliable....Lies from the pit of...Hell! Laidback Indecisive....As Uniben dey misbehave,what do U xpect? Self-indulgentMy Mum dinor train me like that8)

Cc:Ray360

Lol, hehehehehehe

Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 8:44am On Oct 07, 2015

Pukka36:
Bros,I cannor fitting to understand

oh, apologises miss.

But you understood the last sentence

Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Ksslib(m): 8:44am On Oct 07, 2015

Adah96:
n so after everything. ..he decided to steal his post n use it to shine on fb ....
hmmmm haaa shine on efbee

Who posted that on fb?

Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Adah96(f): 8:45am On Oct 07, 2015

Ksslib:
Who posted that on fb?

Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by RobinHez(m): 8:46am On Oct 07, 2015

Pukka36:
Bros,I cannor fitting to understand

lemme help

"since we're on the same page, I have no cause for worries"

cool

Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by swisscarter(m): 8:47am On Oct 07, 2015

TheLostSoul:
Do you know the definition of shame?
I do. Shame is the definition of me.

I don't worship God, because there is no God.

I have nothing more to lose. after all, I am a loser for life. I am not good at winning. I've never won. I'm a murderer. A rapist. A lunatic. I will burn in the flames of hell forever.

I will burn in hell.

Gone too soon.

you are really LOST

Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Ksslib(m): 8:49am On Oct 07, 2015

SuperNover:

so you're the 'no ONE' I've been hearing about since I was a kid? Wow. Nice to meet you sir

Erm.. Sir, I think the lady above has something to say

But it could still be that you are the original poster...

No! Iam not the original poster. I went to fb to steal it, then used this time machine I ordered from jumia to go back in time and post it, so that if you compare the timing of both posts, it ll reveal mine came much more earlier. E make sense abi? undecided

Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by asvpChuu(m): 8:51am On Oct 07, 2015

Am I the only one admitted into SLT??
pls if u were admitted into that department or you know someone that was admitted please text me on whatsapp@ 07032767131

Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Ksslib(m): 8:52am On Oct 07, 2015

Adah96:

Wetin happen! Why you dey cover mouth?

Talk.. who be dat person? angry

Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Pukka36(f): 8:52am On Oct 07, 2015

RobinHez:
lemme help
"since we're on the same page, I have no cause for worries"

Choi,so this simple messgae be that?

Wow!
U knw book Oh shocked

Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 8:52am On Oct 07, 2015

Pukka36:
Tactful
Romantic
Charming8)
Just
Diplomatic....Who geh that time?
Balanced
Superficial...Na lie johr
Detached
Unreliable....Lies from the pit of...Hell!
Laidback
Indecisive....As Uniben dey misbehave,what do U xpect?
Self-indulgentMy Mum dinor train me like that8)

Cc:Ray360

[img]http://cdn.meme.li/instances/300x300/55716881.jpg[/img]
cheesy

Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Pukka36(f): 8:52am On Oct 07, 2015

asvpChuu:
Am I the only one admitted into SLT??
pls if u were admitted into that department or you know someone that was admitted please text me on whatsapp@ 07032767131

Please,was it SLT U chose as Ur first choice?

Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by TheLostSoul: 8:52am On Oct 07, 2015

You kan say that again, Brada, I'm lost forever!

Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Adah96(f): 8:53am On Oct 07, 2015

Ksslib:
Wetin happen! Why you dey cover mouth?
Talk.. who be dat person?

duuuuuuuuh tongue

Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 8:53am On Oct 07, 2015

Ksslib:

No! Iam not the original poster. I went to fb to steal it, then used this time machine I ordered from jumia to go back in time and post it, so that if you compare the timing of both posts, it ll reveal mine came much more earlier. E make sense abi?

perfect sense cheesy

good morning Sir! Travelled to kano yet?

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