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Re: 10 Things To Do While Stuck In Nigerian Traffic by HonourablePomk: 6:29pm On Oct 14, 2015
Ok
Re: 10 Things To Do While Stuck In Nigerian Traffic by ggirl4real: 6:33pm On Oct 14, 2015
Abeg make una no vex
Which one come be all these "save baby light" and "light must shine"huh
Re: 10 Things To Do While Stuck In Nigerian Traffic by Aminat508(f): 6:35pm On Oct 14, 2015
ggirl4real:
Abeg make una no vex

Which one come be all these "save baby light" and "light must shine"huh
check my signature pls
Re: 10 Things To Do While Stuck In Nigerian Traffic by dammytosh: 6:38pm On Oct 14, 2015
winetapper:
10 things to do while stuck in Nigerian Traffic
#LightMustShine
No time to waste lets keep the ball bouncing cheesy

2. Update yourself
When stuck in traffic and you are sure you aint leaving that point the next minute.. Kindly switch off the Engine and update your self with your cell phone, tablets, laptop by logging on to your favourite news blog/site smiley
Learner spotted.
Re: 10 Things To Do While Stuck In Nigerian Traffic by bettercreature(m): 6:39pm On Oct 14, 2015
Nonsense post! the fraustration can never allow you to concentrate or do something meaningful
Re: 10 Things To Do While Stuck In Nigerian Traffic by Funjosh(m): 6:55pm On Oct 14, 2015
ggirl4real:
Abeg make una no vex

Which one come be all these "save baby light" and "light must shine"huh
She is a Nairalander daughter that need to undergo a heart surgery in india, she need your help sad
Re: 10 Things To Do While Stuck In Nigerian Traffic by fourfunmi: 7:20pm On Oct 14, 2015
Your life will be a testimony baby light!
Re: 10 Things To Do While Stuck In Nigerian Traffic by ogawisdom(m): 7:21pm On Oct 14, 2015
winetapper:
10 things to do while stuck in Nigerian Traffic
#LightMustShine
No time to waste lets keep the ball bouncing cheesy

1. Do some shopping :
Yes some shopping, the hawkers in traffic can be able to provide you with definately all that you need for your daily activity ranging from fruits,clothings,soft drinks,drugs,home appliances etc. Even if it is not avialable at the moment just make the order and it is avialable the next minute grin

2. Update yourself
When stuck in traffic and you are sure you aint leaving that point the next minute.. Kindly switch off the Engine and update your self with your cell phone,tablets,laptop by logging on to your favourite news blog/site smiley

3. Relax
cool after a long stressful day at work and you are stuck in traffic just lower your sit,push it back, strech your legs and listen you the cool music from your radio smiley
Until the next Danfo driver hits your Glass
: Oga de move now :\

4. Complete your Daily Activity
Maybe you have any unfinished project in office or your business still needs you at that time you can adjust your seat, switch on your laptop and get the work done ! cheesy

5. Listen to Music or Watch Videos
Yes, that cool video you have been longing to watch or that music thay you always wish you have time to listen to.. Stuck in traffic is always one of the best time to listen to them . Enjoy !

Please Help save Baby Light , She is in serious need of your Help to complete her Heart Surgery.
#HelpsaveLight
#LightmustShine smiley
Thank you in advance


6. Refill your Stomach cheesy
And that moment you are very Hungry and you know there is nothing you can do other than #Gala_ati_Lacasera cheesy cheesy

7. Tidy up your Car
Yes most times the only time we have to wash our cars is on saturdays or sunday and during week days the heighest we do is using rag to clean the exterior part.. Now during traffic you can use the moment to tidy up your car, the dust,littered papers,etc wink
@kingtom take note tongue

8. Talk with the next Driver
cheesy lol yes it is fun, wind down your glass and be like.
Me: Mehhn where have you been all this years tongue

9. Meditate,Prepare yourself Mentally
When stuck in traffic is also one of the best time to meditate, review your day activity at work, things you did and things you failed to do, correct your self and also plan for the next day activity smiley

10 . ** Feel free to add yours **

Written by : Winetapper cool

Source of Inspiration : #HelpsaveBabyLight,# LightMustshine
Switch off ur engine, wind up all ur glasses and come out of the car and jistwith other other drivers while waiting for traffic to move.

Dnt try this if u r stuck in an unsafe place at night
Re: 10 Things To Do While Stuck In Nigerian Traffic by ogawisdom(m): 7:29pm On Oct 14, 2015
Leyemoshood:
Hmmmm



#LightMustShine
Hw come d baby doesn't share any name with the acct number d money donated are to be paid. Are he or she not supposed to b d parent
Re: 10 Things To Do While Stuck In Nigerian Traffic by winetapper(op): 7:30pm On Oct 14, 2015
ogawisdom:
Switch off ur engine, wind up all ur glasses and come out of the car and jistwith other other drivers while waiting for traffic to move.

Dnt try this if u r stuck in an unsafe place at night
alright noted Sir
Re: 10 Things To Do While Stuck In Nigerian Traffic by bid4rich(m): 7:36pm On Oct 14, 2015
@OP: If this symptoms persist after 2 days, please consult your doctor.

Its like your brain don enter reverse
Re: 10 Things To Do While Stuck In Nigerian Traffic by Nobody: 7:41pm On Oct 14, 2015
EgusiSoup:
FIRST TO COMMENT AGAIN

.look at what this APC Government is causing? I thought they say we will not has traffic again? undecided

Burukutu sipping burantashi kunu drunk dullard government including all the APC e-diots in this forum.
Wu let u loose? cheesy
Re: 10 Things To Do While Stuck In Nigerian Traffic by Leyemoshood: 7:53pm On Oct 14, 2015
ogawisdom:
Hw come d baby doesn't share any name with the acct number d money donated are to be paid. Are he or she not supposed to b d parent
Cost the Mother and the father are not really "legally joined"

Fear not cost the owner of nairaland se.in himself donated 100k
Click my signature and read the thread, it's a confirmed situation
Re: 10 Things To Do While Stuck In Nigerian Traffic by tosyne2much(m): 7:54pm On Oct 14, 2015
kinglekan:

See this man ooo, u wan make some people doze off in traffic? Knowing fully well that certain peeps like tosyne2much and Co are difficult to wake up? Even if u pour water for their head dem go just change gear.

Abeg oga tosyne and Co kindly disregard the aforementioned cos una nor follow. grin




In other words make oga Tom go fetch water begin dey wash car for traffic? I concur grin

#LightMustShine
Baba I no too dey sleep deep ooooooo cheesy


If ordinary pin drop like dis, I don wake
Re: 10 Things To Do While Stuck In Nigerian Traffic by Stevano007(m): 7:57pm On Oct 14, 2015
[size=15pt]YELL AT OTHER DRIVERS [/size]
Re: 10 Things To Do While Stuck In Nigerian Traffic by fart: 7:57pm On Oct 14, 2015
You are mad/ How about no traffic so I can relax and shop in my house? idiot
Re: 10 Things To Do While Stuck In Nigerian Traffic by olowookerekemi(f): 8:15pm On Oct 14, 2015
ggirl4real:
Abeg make una no vex

Which one come be all these "save baby light" and "light must shine"huh
we r trying to create awareness for a little girl dat nids our help nd she is nt even upto 2 yrs nd u cn check my signature
Re: 10 Things To Do While Stuck In Nigerian Traffic by olowookerekemi(f): 8:16pm On Oct 14, 2015
fourfunmi:
Your life will be a testimony baby light!
AMEN OOO
Re: 10 Things To Do While Stuck In Nigerian Traffic by olowookerekemi(f): 8:17pm On Oct 14, 2015
ogawisdom:
Hw come d baby doesn't share any name with the acct number d money donated are to be paid. Are he or she not supposed to b d parent
.dats d mother acct name nd num nd d baby name is ayolight
Re: 10 Things To Do While Stuck In Nigerian Traffic by olowookerekemi(f): 8:19pm On Oct 14, 2015
wind up ur mirror nd play a cool music inside



PLS HELP SAVE AYOLIGHT,SHE REALLY NIDS OUR HELP#Lightmustshine again
#sheisagrtfighter
Re: 10 Things To Do While Stuck In Nigerian Traffic by spinna: 8:29pm On Oct 14, 2015
Look for one of those boys selling orijin in traffic and buy some..Nigeria the only country where u can buy booze while driving ,lol
Re: 10 Things To Do While Stuck In Nigerian Traffic by kinglekan: 8:31pm On Oct 14, 2015
tosyne2much:
Baba I no too dey sleep deep ooooooo cheesy


If ordinary pin drop like dis, I don wake


Baba nor dey lie naaa grin grin grin


Re: 10 Things To Do While Stuck In Nigerian Traffic by Kazrem(m): 8:36pm On Oct 14, 2015
Hilary
Re: 10 Things To Do While Stuck In Nigerian Traffic by Kidstell: 8:38pm On Oct 14, 2015
WIND UP AND PUT ON YOUR AC.
IF YOU HAVE NO AC: WIND UP BUT LEAVE A LITTLE SPACE FOR AIR, AFTER A WHILE WUND DOWN FOR FRESH AIR BUT BE VERY VIGILANT. WIND UP AGAIN.

WHY?
Because more robbers ply the road more often and your ipad is actually very important to you, so are your other mobile devices.
Re: 10 Things To Do While Stuck In Nigerian Traffic by 900warriorz: 8:51pm On Oct 14, 2015
[b][/b]Nawa ooo! See wetin english do this my guy!



It is well with your spirit, soul and body oo! cheesysad angryNawa ooo! See wetin english do this my guy!



It is well with your spirit, soul and body oo! cheesysad
Re: 10 Things To Do While Stuck In Nigerian Traffic by Nobody: 8:59pm On Oct 14, 2015
You can wash your plates, spoons and fork, even do some laundry.
Re: 10 Things To Do While Stuck In Nigerian Traffic by Empedocles(m): 9:07pm On Oct 14, 2015
Selfie time just shoot ur mouth nd lift ur iphone out the window den u would knw the difference btwn eko nd lagos
Re: 10 Things To Do While Stuck In Nigerian Traffic by onunwa21(m): 9:44pm On Oct 14, 2015
You can cook
Re: 10 Things To Do While Stuck In Nigerian Traffic by Chukzyfcb(m): 9:46pm On Oct 14, 2015
You say wetin op? Press phone? For apagbon or for mile 2 bridge? Hehe this op e be like u wan test lagos boiz. E be like u get money buy new fone dis xmas.
Re: 10 Things To Do While Stuck In Nigerian Traffic by Nobody: 11:28pm On Oct 14, 2015
winetapper:
10 things to do while stuck in Nigerian Traffic
#LightMustShine
No time to waste lets keep the ball bouncing cheesy

1. Do some shopping :
Yes some shopping, the hawkers in traffic can be able to provide you with definately all that you need for your daily activity ranging from fruits,clothings,soft drinks,drugs,home appliances etc. Even if it is not avialable at the moment just make the order and it is avialable the next minute grin

2. Update yourself
When stuck in traffic and you are sure you aint leaving that point the next minute.. Kindly switch off the Engine and update your self with your cell phone,tablets,laptop by logging on to your favourite news blog/site smiley

3. Relax
cool after a long stressful day at work and you are stuck in traffic just lower your sit,push it back, strech your legs and listen you the cool music from your radio smiley
Until the next Danfo driver hits your Glass
: Oga de move now :\

4. Complete your Daily Activity
Maybe you have any unfinished project in office or your business still needs you at that time you can adjust your seat, switch on your laptop and get the work done ! cheesy

5. Listen to Music or Watch Videos
Yes, that cool video you have been longing to watch or that music thay you always wish you have time to listen to.. Stuck in traffic is always one of the best time to listen to them . Enjoy !

Please Help save Baby Light , She is in serious need of your Help to complete her Heart Surgery.
#HelpsaveLight
#LightmustShine smiley
Thank you in advance


6. Refill your Stomach cheesy
And that moment you are very Hungry and you know there is nothing you can do other than #Gala_ati_Lacasera cheesy cheesy

7. Tidy up your Car
Yes most times the only time we have to wash our cars is on saturdays or sunday and during week days the heighest we do is using rag to clean the exterior part.. Now during traffic you can use the moment to tidy up your car, the dust,littered papers,etc wink
@kingtom take note tongue

8. Talk with the next Driver
cheesy lol yes it is fun, wind down your glass and be like.
Me: Mehhn where have you been all this years tongue

9. Meditate,Prepare yourself Mentally
When stuck in traffic is also one of the best time to meditate, review your day activity at work, things you did and things you failed to do, correct your self and also plan for the next day activity smiley

10 . ** Feel free to add yours **

Written by : Winetapper cool

Source of Inspiration : #HelpsaveBabyLight,# LightMustshine
So much trash inside a single post? This takes the award for the silliest post of the week
Re: 10 Things To Do While Stuck In Nigerian Traffic by inze(m): 11:29pm On Oct 14, 2015
Funjosh:
#LightMustShineAgain

Re: 10 Things To Do While Stuck In Nigerian Traffic by aniyphil: 12:24am On Oct 15, 2015
This list can't be complete if you are caught in Lagos traffic at night around Mile 2, Apongbon, Iyanoba / Volks etc and you don't add number 11. keep something aside for boys !
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