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We Are Recruiting

A multinational company urgently needs fresh graduate with an accounting background in KANO STATE for the position of an ACCOUNTING OFFICER.

Terms & Conditions: Applicants must reside in Kano state and must be a graduate of Accounting.

How to Apply
Interested candidates should Forward CV to: sales.ng@vistaafrica.net on or before 14th October 2015

Trendyprince:
Hi.....were you braless yesterday too?

naanxie:

Ok....you were brafull... what's with the face?

How's work going?

tolutweety:
Saw your buzz late.
Should call you by weekend.

OK sir

singlefade25:
How are you dear? i was braless yesterday........you sef wan see ham? send your email.

Hahaha..I no wan see abeg, I'm sure David is more interested.
Where is Jamean o

naanxie:
No mind davide470, he is high cheap crack. I've warned him severally that his small head no fit carry am


Nne, ke ki mere? How body?

Odi nma

CoCoLav:
Hahaha..I no wan see abeg, I'm sure David is more interested. Where is Jamean o

present ma
Ya missing me

Please discredit any message from Jobrize .....it's a scam........pls note

Jamean:
present ma

Ya missing me

To show your braless picture noni

Trendyprince:
Ok....you were brafull... what's with the face?
How's work going?

Brafull indeed Lol

Work is going well. I'm so hungry!!

naanxie:
Brafull indeed Lol


Work is going well. I'm so hungry!!

Look outside your window. A package awaits you

singlefade25:
Did You Know....?

1. Your shoes are the first thing people subconsciously notice about you. Wear nice shoes.

2. If you sit for more than 11 hours a day, there's a 50% chance that it will make you severely sick in 2 yrs.

3. There are at least 6 people in the world who look exactly like you. There's a 9% chance that you'll meet one of them in your lifetime.

4. Sleeping without a pillow reduces back pain and keeps your spine stronger.

5. A person's height is determined by their father, and their weight is determined by their mother.

6. If a part of your body "falls asleep",
you can almost always "wake it up" by shaking your head.

7. There are three things the human brain cannot resist noticing - Food, attractive people and danger

8. Right-handed people tend to chew food on their right side

9. Putting dry tea bags in gym bags or smelly shoes will absorb the unpleasant odour.

10. According to Albert Einstein, if honey bees were to disappear from earth, humans would be dead within 4 years.

11. There are so many kind of apples, that if you ate a new one everyday, it would take over 20 years to try them all.

12. You can survive without eating for weeks, but you will only live 11 days without sleeping.

13. People who laugh a lot are healthier than those who don't.

14. Laziness and inactivity kills just as many people as smoking.

15. A human brain has a capacity to store 5 times as much information as Wikipedia

16. Our brain uses same amount power as 10-watt light bulb!!

17. Our body gives enough heat in 30 mins to boil 1.5 litres of water!!

18. Stomach acid (conc. HCl) is strong enough to dissolve razor blades!!

19. Take a 10-30 minute walk every day. & while you walk, SMILE. It is the ultimate antidepressant.

I be seen one of my dopplegangers o. As for d height ish. E no work o. am over 6ft while my parents ain't DAT tall

BehBeh,

You know I'm ready when you are.

CoCoLav:
When is our own?
I have dates all picked out

faith2ogesco:
I be seen one of my dopplegangers o. As for d height ish. E no work o. am over 6ft while my parents ain't DAT tall

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Lero15:
Cool

You don see part of your clan ba?

Awon skyscrapers

ok, but other are right abi?

FriedPlantain:
Singlefade25, I'm not sure your number 5 is true I think it is a bit misleading.



My dad is tall and slightly slim while my mum is short and kinda fat stocky.

..... But whenever people see me, they liken me to a bottle of Guinness small stout.

ok sir

spankyflex:
no 5 is false

why now? Are you scared?

CoCoLav:
Hahaha..I no wan see abeg, I'm sure David is more interested.
Where is Jamean o

Over 6ft? na wa o

faith2ogesco:
I be seen one of my dopplegangers o. As for d height ish. E no work o. am over 6ft while my parents ain't DAT tall

TheRealAdonye:
BehBeh,

You know I'm ready when you are.

I am a boy's scout....ever ready

singlefade25:
why now? Are you scared?

I don't want to see what will blind my eyes

CoCoLav:
I am a boy's scout....ever ready

QUOTED FOR FUTURE REFERENCE!

Trendyprince:
Look outside your window. A package awaits you

Chai! Too late.

tolutweety:
QUOTED FOR FUTURE REFERENCE!

Lmaooo
Tolu!

[quote author=tolutweety post=38991946][/quote]Hi

Lero15:
Cool

yup.

beau49:
You don see part of your clan ba?


Awon skyscrapers

like u don't like em tall

singlefade25:
Over 6ft? na wa o

were u expecting me to be short?

beau49:
You don see part of your clan ba?


Awon skyscrapers

Lols. Are you feeling intimidated?

faith2ogesco:
yup.

Yes boss. You taller than me sha. I leave you to contest with ednut1