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oludebby90:
I was asking my 2+years nephew about his baby brother who is 2 month old, he said hmmm my brother av mouth but can not eat biscuits , he can only cry,he av leg but can not walk n have hand but can not clap. D only thing he can do is cry

Awwww

olamide my lil nephew, when he was still so young once said God has started to wee-wee on us when it started raining...lol he said the rain was God's wee-wee.


one of our neighbor's daughter got home from school one day and shouted thus :- mummy, come and si 'lekun for me...lol

my little niece saw me sweating heavily cos I just came back from school on a very sunny day.

Niece- aunty wen did u start playing ball?

me -(surprise)how?

niece-den y re u sweating if u didn't play football.

ECOTERRORS:
she is a pretty chap that make me LOL when she plays her kiddies prank.



I've. Made up with punkyveer and we are starting on a clean slate.

Yes, we are

we notice my 7yrs old neighbor's daughter wasn't happy after her mum gave birth to another baby girl. day after day she was looking sad and moody and trying to avoid everyone, whn I calm her down and after a lot of petting she opened up to me she was sad because her mum didn't do 'Jerry coil' hair style for her instead she did it to her newly born baby...
I laugh and my belle dey hurt.

Staying in the hostel back den with a neighbor's 5 year old son. he just took a close look @ a lady and said 'this aunty is not even beautiful'

On a day like dat we went into the campus 2geda, and he was like Uncle is Dis the school? I was like yes now
he sed why are they not wearing uniform?
I laughed @ first, later explain 2 him dat no uniform in higher institutions

kaziblake:
My neighbour 4yrs old daughter was asked to pray during a small get 2gether party organised by my mother.she started by saying,ijn any poison iya David put inside dis food to make us die will go back 2d sender.we were all shocked,my mum was so embrarrased

Ameeen jhoor Haven't u heard never tell a child to pray

I went to onitsha, regina nwankwo to be precise... I took my 1+ kid to collect my already repaired sneakers, i remove my slippers, wear the sneakers about to go..... Come and see drama.
My son refused to follow me, why? That i must wear that slippers i came with, and not the sneakers,... Even aboki man and the security at the gate couldnt help there stomach with laughter.
Shuo i respect myself, wear slippers put sneakers inside bag,enter house... Oh well i love that boy.

I pray every single lady will ve there own, every expectant family will ve there own also.
Children are bundle of joy, wrapped in millions of smiles

ECOTERRORS:
she is a pretty chap that make me LOL when she plays her kiddies prank.



I've. Made up with punkyveer and we are starting on a clean slate.

Great. My own pretty miracle is still loading. 0.1%, na man remain.

[quote author=Dyt post=38909886]Very funny
My son does lots that I can't even remember
Speaks both Yoruba and English
Infact joins it together

He started to use iron and mop at 18months
The brains of these kids ehn
May God bless and keep them
Very intelligent breeds
He sure looks very active n alive...how av u been?

Godsbaby1:
When i had my second son, so as we came back from hospital i just lay down to rest with my baby, from children's room my first son came in to my room with a toy car and said to a day old baby wat is this, say it, C is for wat, say it, i was looking at him and smiling, he left to his daddy's room and return with a cane to flog his brother, for not knwing that C is for car, i stood up to stop him from wiping his brother,he said no no no mummy leave me let me flog him how cud he not knw that ordinary C is a car, every body, mum, my hubby, younger every body was rolling wit laughter, he was 3 then

Lool The boy is already forming big brother.

hawk05:
EduOwu? Merge it together to form "Black Thread"

You're worst than the kids

oluwarantimi:
I have been depressed lately but this thread made my evening. Filled with hilarious posts. I remember when my sister was younger I think 6 or 7, she was playing on the decking so I shouted at her to come downstairs immediately she came downstairs she said "you won't even let somebody enjoy her life sef" I just bursted in laughter.

what is making you depressed?

See love for kids o. Kai. Cnt wait to be a dad, jst wished dia waz a shortcut witout oda baggages. 'likes' jst full everywhere. Best thread 4 me

EggovinMma:
Let me share mine from my mother's mouth.

During the 1993 Abiola saga that ibos left Lagos, I was still very young, like 7 years. I fell sick in the village and was taking to the hospital, a very local hospital in the village .My mama say as the bring out injection to shook my small bombom na so I shout ODDDDDDDDDOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
I continued to scream the name till the whole village gathered at the hospital because they were surprised and curious to know if the man really is dead

ODO IS MY GRANDSFATHERS NAME.

You dey fear injection. This is quite hilarious!

I go soon born my own sha.

Godsbaby1:
When i had my second son, so as we came back from hospital i just lay down to rest with my baby, from children's room my first son came in to my room with a toy car and said to a day old baby wat is this, say it, C is for wat, say it, i was looking at him and smiling, he left to his daddy's room and return with a cane to flog his brother, for not knwing that C is for car, i stood up to stop him from wiping his brother,he said no no no mummy leave me let me flog him how cud he not knw that ordinary C is a car, every body, mum, my hubby, younger every body was rolling wit laughter, he was 3 then

Awwwwn. "Mummy leave me let me flog him" such innocence

ogorkojo:
Great. My own pretty miracle is still loading. 0.1%, na man remain.

I dey here na.

cassyrooy:
My niece also named Sophia, she's 3+, last week while we all travelled, due to laziness to cook, we went to a buka to eat, after eating she hurriedly collected a sachet water, with haste my sister made to collect it to avoid her from spilling water around, next we heard was ''Mummy leave it, i want to 'tapuo it'" meaning 'Mummy leave it, i want to 'open it'" and everyone around started laughing and my sister was uncontrollable with laughter.

hahahah....I want to tapuo it..Engligbo.....where is my Mizfrances

Let me confess
When I was 5years I agreed with my cousins to follow them jump into a very very deep well to prove that I could swim a well. As God would have it that night I asked my mother How fast could I swim the well . The poor woman almost fainted. My cousins hated me for that but atleast I saved thier lives

lilmizwierd:
this reminds me of a funny pastor son. They rushed one of the members who was dieing. Since the father was not around they decided to wait. The boy came and saw people crying he quickly ran inside carried his father Tie put it round his neck and came back to the dieing woman. He layed his hand on her and didnt say anything after some minutes he shouted amen . Before the peeps said Jack Robinson the woman was standing. When they asked him why he did it He simply said that's what Daddy does when someone is sick
Dude is now a pastor

is this for real?

AwesomelyMade:
hahahah....I want to tapuo it..Engligbo.....where is my Mizfrances

Lmao
That's how we roll

AwesomelyMade:
hahaha...it's a lie you must switch it on biko.

Lol. The battery don spoil

Bidexluv:
Try watching kids say on AIT Sundays 7pm.

Kids are so funny in their innocent ways .

You mean kids say the darnedest things

MrBasketball:
I dey here na.

Will put u into consideration

my cousin brother 3+ and his dad...

Cousin: daddy buy me a gun

Dad: why shld i buy u a gun

Cousin: i want to use it to shoot u

Dad: No...nooooo... i wil not buy u a gun

Cousin: Oya daddy sorry...sorry. i will not use it to shoot u again, i will shoot mummy.

Dad: ok son i will buy u a gun.

Mum runs out frm kitchen...

Mum: u will use the gun to shoot ur father family people...

Me jus dey laff dem... Lwkm dat day

AwesomelyMade:
is this for real?

Yes the Dude yaff big la wella sef He's married with a child. That's why I tell Babies to pray for me thier faith strong throwaway

Waooooo thank God for this thread. ..children are indeed funny

funny posts


just recently my cousin came to where i and the mum were sitting and after thinking hard for sometime said
Mummy what do women eat that makes them pregnant ?

Na so i use style waka leave mama and pikin

the mum was confused as hell

AwesomelyMade:
hahahah....I want to tapuo it..Engligbo.....where is my Mizfrances

The most amazing thing was, she was just visiting the village only for the second time

[quote author=niyah24 post=38989362][/quote]Hi hi hi
Been great
Trust you wonderful too

ogorkojo:
Will put u into consideration

"Consideration"? How?

MrBasketball:
You dey fear injection. This is quite hilarious!

I go soon born my own sha.

Still scared of it till date.
Omo I no dey go take injection alone o, i call somebody to always follow me.