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Let's do chemistry
A new element has been added to the
PERIODIC TABLE:
Name: Girl
Symbol: Gl
Atomic weight: Don't even dare to ask.
PHYSICAL PROPERTIES:
1. Boils at any time,
2. Melts when handled with love and care.
3. Very bitter when mishandled.
CHEMICAL PROPERTIES:
1. Very reactive,
2. Highly unstable,
3. Possesses high affinity to gold, platinum, diamond,
branded clothes and other expensive items.
NATURE:
1. Money reducing agent.
2. Volatile when left alone.
OCCURRENCE:
Mostly found in front of the mirrors.
Other properties includes:
1. Reacts with MARY-K powder to form a sexy Opaque
surface area
2. Very Stable in the presence of money, I-Pad, Blackberry, and
Galaxy Tabs.
3. Very Volatile when a corrosive element e.g Another
Girl (AG) tries to take her BF by Substitution reaction.
4. Highly Unstable when the Half-Life of her Radioactive
Dating reaches 30yrs.
5. Makes a happy POP sound when a Basic substance like
Brazilian Hair or foreign element like GUCCI combines
with her at a high temperature of 100,000 degrees Naira.
ASSIGNMENT: Give me at least TWO more Physical/
chemical Properties of element Gl

Forms a covalent bonding with d element MALE AKA BOY (M OR B) making it to displace either one or two electrons otherwise known as Babies(BS nt bullshit o)

Can also make d element MorB drool n loose its stability n increase in both temperatures n pressure...


hope say I try? I know say I dull, na boxing we dey learn for under tree when others dey class, no too blame me abeg..

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Can bond with infinite number of male atoms

Forms Hydrogen bonds with fellow element.

Hydrogen bond sometimes break; other times strengthen when Male or B is added

attains octate or stable state after being haeted up by a very strong metallic rod which usually ends up with the release of some free electrons also known as swimmers

yungbillionaire:
attains octate or stable state after being haeted up by a very strong metallic rod which usually ends up with the release of some free electrons also known as swimmers

hahaha, Badt Guy...

I heard d SWIMMERS can form new elements similar to d reacting elements, is it true?

benega:
Can bond with infinite number of male atoms

Heheheheh. chai!!!! Badt guys u don finish us OOh

They form very strong metallic bond with elements called men that posses latest jeep, venza etc and with a healthy wallet

They are isotopes with same atomic number ( birth year) buh different mass number ( birthdays)

edogho:
hahaha, Badt Guy...

I heard d SWIMMERS can form new elements similar to d reacting elements, is it true?

very true bro, dats y before increase in temperature which eventually leads to d release of these electrons occur, you d male element have to be very sharp n shine ur eye well to know who u want to attain octate state with.

yungbillionaire:
very true bro, dats y before increase in temperature which eventually leads to d release of these electrons occur, you d male element have to be very sharp n shine ur eye well to know who u want to attain octate state with.

Very good badt guy, so u know d law?
if u know this pls don't make d mistake of adding any catalyst o, cos aje pako "e better to blow empty than to let MOT catch u"