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Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 11:11pm On Jul 31, 2017
# Self Sacrifice - is when two witches from your village are discussing who's gonna be the next victim..... then u pass by singing " I'm the one" by Dj Khaled..... You are finished

# Who Else has ever Missed a Call from an unknown number then quickly Save the Number as *hdjdhfjsx* and go to whatsapp to check their DP!!!!

I will Name My Daughter
"Not Interested"
So when these Bad Guys be like
Hi Babe, I am Dennis
She will simply be like
Hi Dennis, I am Not Interested.
Who is wit me on this ?? ;d

Feel free to add yours....i'll update as soon as I come up with new jokes

Cc Lalasticlala

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Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 11:11pm On Jul 31, 2017
# I Bought Power Bank N650
...And I Was Very Happy It Was Cheap Until My Phone Started Charging The Power Bank

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Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 11:13pm On Jul 31, 2017
# I just love Nigeria universities, their identity cards comes with rope,. Just incase you are tired of life....

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Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 11:14pm On Jul 31, 2017
# Someone better tell Etisalat that no matter how they try, ain't nobody gonna start calling them 9mobile. They should Goan ask NEPA grin

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Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 11:15pm On Jul 31, 2017
# Who else know dis song...... E-maaaaiiiiil..... Email her... Email her .. Jehovah mail her..... Ayinekere gynamstics Email her... Email her.... Jehovah mail her! grin

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Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 11:16pm On Jul 31, 2017
I kept two cubes of sugar on the table. One smart Ant came...saw it,was all over the sugar licking it and was so excited. And left! I know it has gone to tell other Ants about the sugar. So I'm going to hide the sugar and clean that place, so that when they all come... They'll beat him up and think he's a liar! LOL. Am I wicked? grin

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Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 11:24pm On Jul 31, 2017
# NAIJA POLICE BE LIKE
Oga why are you walking on the road with singlet in this cold weather You want cold to enter your body so you can go and look for somebody's daughter to rape abi??
You are under arrest for attempting rape in advance my friend enter motor.......remember any word you say here will be used against you in the court...

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Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by marshalcarter: 11:48pm On Jul 31, 2017
nyz one... keep it UP

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Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 12:36am On Aug 01, 2017
# Guy : Bae, can we see today? Bae: Are we Blind before?

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Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 12:41am On Aug 01, 2017
# God told a black man: ask me anything u want and i will give it to you , but i will give double to your neighbor . Then he started thinking. If i ask 10billions he will give 20billions to my neighbor , if i ask 100billions, he will give him 200billions. Then he asked God to remove one of his eyes
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Which country can such a man be from?grin

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Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 12:43am On Aug 01, 2017
# Are you a student? Are you broke? You need some cash? Need to flex? Need to change your wardrobe? Need to take your girl out?? Need to get new stuff . . .














. . Well listen carefully... . . That is none of my businessgrin grin

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Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 12:44am On Aug 01, 2017
# Dat embarassing moment when u sitting beside ur crush in church then ur younger brother came runing with 20naira in his hand
Brother... Mum said i shuld giv u for offering
Lwkm
Shift lemme faint..grin

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Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Nobody: 2:02am On Aug 01, 2017
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Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 12:47pm On Aug 02, 2017
# African mothers be like..... Mom: which game are u playing Me: assassins creed Mum: God forbid.... My son cannot be an assassin. oya remove it quick.....

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Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 12:48pm On Aug 02, 2017
# Some GIRLS just have bad luck in relationships. They can date a cripple and the cripple will still walk out of their life.

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Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 9:48pm On Aug 03, 2017
# This morning, A slay queen majestically walked into a GTBank and said she wants to open a Facebook account.... Ayam still waiting for my turn to faint cos we are fainting turn by Turn

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Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 9:49pm On Aug 03, 2017
i Hate It When Somebody tell a girl “You Don’t Look Like You Can Cook” I Mean, is she Supposed To Braid her Hair With Vegetables And Decorate her Ears With Tomatoes And Onions Just to Have The “Cook Look “ jxt saying ooo

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Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 12:03am On Aug 05, 2017
# I had 5,000 friends I deleted one fat girl I now have 2,500 friends grin

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Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 12:12am On Aug 05, 2017
# Dating a Girl on Social Media without seeing each other is like having a Spiritual Wife ...grin

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Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 12:14am On Aug 05, 2017
# No one is as respectful as the person who want to borrow money from u, they will greet everybody even your dog.
They'll be like "bingo how are you? Such a handsome dog"

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Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 12:26am On Aug 05, 2017
A very useful advice Ladies feed your man very well, a fat man can't 'Run' away

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Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 12:28am On Aug 05, 2017
"A man who was tired of Life decided to commit suicide under a Mango Tree.The son quickly ran to him and said,"Dad,I won $10 million in Lotto.I promise you that your Funeral would be a Big Celebration!!
The Dad said to him,"Foolish Boy,Untie me quickly and Let's go and Celebrate my Resurrection!

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Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 12:29am On Aug 05, 2017
Dear Girlfriends who are ignoring us because of Telemundo. Do you Know EPL is starting next week?
# We will see grin

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Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 12:30am On Aug 05, 2017
❏ There is a husband and a wife. The husband dies, and during the funeral, the wife starts to laugh. Everybody starts to ask her why, and she says, "This is the first time that I know where my husband is going."

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Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 8:29pm On Aug 05, 2017
# Pls where can i do DNA test?? My mind is telling me that neymar Jr is my blood brother

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Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 8:32pm On Aug 05, 2017
it is only in Nigeria that "Who are you?" is not a
question, it's an insult. a serious insult depending on the Situation and "Are you talking to me?" is more of a threat than a question.

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Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 8:33pm On Aug 05, 2017
#She was My crush until I asked Her "Between a boy and a Girl which one would you prefer as your First Born"..
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Then she Said "I want My first Daughter to be a A Girl"....

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Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 8:35pm On Aug 05, 2017
# Break up can really damage your Health


I Remember The Time I Got Dumped via WhatsApp While I was on My way to pick My Nephew at Pre-school...
I came Home with a Wrong Child...

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Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 8:36pm On Aug 05, 2017
A girl asked me who cheats the most, Femail or Mail ?? . I told her E-mail,G-mail...Post Office...grin

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Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 8:38pm On Aug 05, 2017
# Neymar to earn £3,547 per hour. And he doesn't even have WAEC. Continue boasting am a graduate so...
Me teaching my son his ABC
A for Adidas
B for Back pass
C for crossing
D for Dribbling
He must learn by fire by force...
E for Extra Time
F for Foul
G for Goal
H for Half Time
He must play football!!! grin

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Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Gryffindor99: 4:00am On Aug 07, 2017
grin grin grin grin I tire o

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Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by SMARTgurUxxxxxxx(m): 7:47am On Aug 07, 2017
grin grin

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