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Re: Julius Agwu Mocks Nigerian Pastors & The Witches/wizards That Endorsed GEJ by joystickextendr: 5:47pm On Oct 17, 2015
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Re: Julius Agwu Mocks Nigerian Pastors & The Witches/wizards That Endorsed GEJ by Nobody: 5:47pm On Oct 17, 2015
huh
What's wrong with these comedians lately?
Re: Julius Agwu Mocks Nigerian Pastors & The Witches/wizards That Endorsed GEJ by condralbede(m): 5:48pm On Oct 17, 2015
Julius Agwu shld go n rest joor....his time done pass!
Re: Julius Agwu Mocks Nigerian Pastors & The Witches/wizards That Endorsed GEJ by Flye: 5:48pm On Oct 17, 2015
Ok
Re: Julius Agwu Mocks Nigerian Pastors & The Witches/wizards That Endorsed GEJ by Nobody: 5:49pm On Oct 17, 2015
How is god relevant??
Re: Julius Agwu Mocks Nigerian Pastors & The Witches/wizards That Endorsed GEJ by nicedas(m): 5:51pm On Oct 17, 2015
witchesssssss and our fake pastors wt dia bad belle......
Re: Julius Agwu Mocks Nigerian Pastors & The Witches/wizards That Endorsed GEJ by Nobody: 5:52pm On Oct 17, 2015
undecided
AmicableEd:
So last night, Comedian Julius Agwu took a swipe at the Nigerian Pastors that tired to convince Nigerians to vote for former president Goodluck Jonathan in the past election.

While addressing guests at the red summit gala which held at the Harbor point, off Ahmadu Bello way, Victoria Island Lagos last night, he had this to say.


"I know how many Nigerian Pastors are paid to pray for GEJ to make sure he came back as president, but their prayers were not answered."

He further said "Moreover, why was it mostly witches association that were endorsing him?
The so-called assocation of withes and wizards kept saying orishiriishi, claiming that GEJ is their man and that he will be the president but God pass them"

Moving on, he said "Please help tell president Buhari not to joke with this God that got him to the throne. As a matter of fact, we need to discard the first verse of the National anthem and stick with just the second stanza. We have been singing 'Arise o compatriots' for many years now but the compatriots are not arising biko...let us stick with stanza two 'O God of creation, direct our noble cuase'...let us be lik the Americans whose theme reads 'In God we trust'. That theme is really working for them despite all the bad things they do"

Rotimi Amaechi, Fayemi, Oby Ezekwesili were some of the dignitaries on seat while Julius cracked the jokes.
http://www.kemifilani.com/2015/10/julius-agwu-mocks-nigerian-pastors.html
wink[quote author=AmicableEd post=39065605]He further said "Moreover, why was it mostly witches association that were endorsing him?
The so-called assocation of withes and wizards kept saying orishiriishi, claiming that GEJ is their man"

When witches&wizards starts supporting your government.!
Re: Julius Agwu Mocks Nigerian Pastors & The Witches/wizards That Endorsed GEJ by Nobody: 5:53pm On Oct 17, 2015
warrior01:
Not funny
At all..

Very dry joke!
Re: Julius Agwu Mocks Nigerian Pastors & The Witches/wizards That Endorsed GEJ by Nobody: 5:55pm On Oct 17, 2015
STFUareyouGod:
huh
What's wrong with these comedians lately?
Ah dunno for dem sef..

And he actually thinks he has said something funny undecided
Re: Julius Agwu Mocks Nigerian Pastors & The Witches/wizards That Endorsed GEJ by Princematarazzi(m): 5:56pm On Oct 17, 2015
Please, I'm hungry. Thank you cheesy grin undecided
Re: Julius Agwu Mocks Nigerian Pastors & The Witches/wizards That Endorsed GEJ by Nobody: 5:57pm On Oct 17, 2015
Behind the joke is a sad commentary on religion in Nigeria.

Most of the time, our religious leaders, especially Christians , have become ''speakers for God''. They assume that God put us Christians on earth to have a good time, and not to carry out his will on Earth.They also assume that when they say something ''good'' about someone....God must agree with them.

Well, I have news for you. God is not your servant., or your robot slave. God is the Almighty, the creator of the Heavens and the Earth, the one whose words spoke the Universes into existence. His ideas are not what we think they are, but what He thinks is.

Isn't it sad that during GEJ's government, we did not see much difference....we saw the same old politirickal games being played. We did not see a Christian government,.....the light on the hill. Instead...we saw a government of ''it is our turn''.

I guess the next time we have a Christian in power...instead of prophesying that he is going to rule for 16 years....let us tell him that God holds Christians to a higher standard than anyone else...and he better stay close to God. So that even if a righteous Christian spends two months in office before he is thrown out for being too religious.....God will remember him as a man (or woman) after His own heart.

Christians....it is not the approval of the crowd that matters. Our meat is to do the will of God.And our job as Christian followers is to be standards for righteousness....not standing up for the right to chop.
Re: Julius Agwu Mocks Nigerian Pastors & The Witches/wizards That Endorsed GEJ by viclawz(m): 5:58pm On Oct 17, 2015
ihatebuhari:
Ugly bat
Mr dear u re ENDOWED....no offence
Re: Julius Agwu Mocks Nigerian Pastors & The Witches/wizards That Endorsed GEJ by flokii: 6:01pm On Oct 17, 2015
Julius e be like say ur head don dey heal up.. grin

where are those self acclaimed Christians o.. they should come and tell us what happened to all the prayers... gullible folks *spits
Re: Julius Agwu Mocks Nigerian Pastors & The Witches/wizards That Endorsed GEJ by Nobody: 6:02pm On Oct 17, 2015
lagmostkuit:
Ah dunno for dem sef..

And he actually thinks he has said something funny undecided
seriously, they all need to take chill pill and stop mouth running





The annoying thing is they are not even funny anymore. They are as dry as the word DRY itself
Boring comedians trying to get attention
Re: Julius Agwu Mocks Nigerian Pastors & The Witches/wizards That Endorsed GEJ by ihatebuhari(f): 6:02pm On Oct 17, 2015
viclawz:
Mr dear u re ENDOWED....no offence
lol
Re: Julius Agwu Mocks Nigerian Pastors & The Witches/wizards That Endorsed GEJ by Nobody: 6:03pm On Oct 17, 2015
I just dey laugh....Julius dat was campaigning for GEJ based on Niger delta sentiment is now done u-turn. I just pity dis country n innocent citizens.
Re: Julius Agwu Mocks Nigerian Pastors & The Witches/wizards That Endorsed GEJ by domopps(m): 6:03pm On Oct 17, 2015
Qualer:
mmmhh, e be like say you done dey fine now o!!! I no go mind o wink
You better take your tyme that Bae is already taken! Ask Twaci if u see her!

Plus you need 2 recall back ur statement was she ugly?



Cheeeeers
Re: Julius Agwu Mocks Nigerian Pastors & The Witches/wizards That Endorsed GEJ by domopps(m): 6:08pm On Oct 17, 2015
ihatebuhari:
lol
I asked u question since abt one month now and u ref 2 answer abi?


Kindly check your mentions




Cheeeeeers
Re: Julius Agwu Mocks Nigerian Pastors & The Witches/wizards That Endorsed GEJ by ihatebuhari(f): 6:11pm On Oct 17, 2015
domopps:
I asked u question since abt one month now and u ref 2 answer abi?


Kindly check your mentions




Cheeeeeers
what question sir?
Re: Julius Agwu Mocks Nigerian Pastors & The Witches/wizards That Endorsed GEJ by Nobody: 6:11pm On Oct 17, 2015
STFUareyouGod:
seriously, they all need to take chill pill and stop mouth running





The annoying thing is they are not even funny anymore. They are as dry as the word DRY itself
Boring comedians trying to get attention
Chill pill ain't bitter to take so I wonder why dey wouldn't wanna take it!

Boring comedians with stale and dry jokes!
Re: Julius Agwu Mocks Nigerian Pastors & The Witches/wizards That Endorsed GEJ by ahamonyeka(m): 6:12pm On Oct 17, 2015
Na where Julius dey wey people say I short?the guy short no be small o.
Re: Julius Agwu Mocks Nigerian Pastors & The Witches/wizards That Endorsed GEJ by Nobody: 6:16pm On Oct 17, 2015
lagmostkuit:
Chill pill ain't bitter to take so I wonder why dey wouldn't wanna take it!

Boring comedians with stale and dry jokes!
cheesy grin cheesy grin

They past their peaks already, now on the decline
Re: Julius Agwu Mocks Nigerian Pastors & The Witches/wizards That Endorsed GEJ by Nobody: 6:26pm On Oct 17, 2015
STFUareyouGod:
cheesy grin cheesy grin

They past their peaks already, now on the decline
Abi nah..

grin cheesy cheesy grin
Re: Julius Agwu Mocks Nigerian Pastors & The Witches/wizards That Endorsed GEJ by Nobody: 6:30pm On Oct 17, 2015
lagmostkuit:
Abi nah..

grin cheesy cheesy grin
cheesy grin cheesy
Re: Julius Agwu Mocks Nigerian Pastors & The Witches/wizards That Endorsed GEJ by pimpinlala(m): 6:30pm On Oct 17, 2015
Short mofo













He's tenth generation can't be up to GEJ's standard.
Re: Julius Agwu Mocks Nigerian Pastors & The Witches/wizards That Endorsed GEJ by Orikinla(m): 6:31pm On Oct 17, 2015
The short, but mighty man has spoken the facts. .
Re: Julius Agwu Mocks Nigerian Pastors & The Witches/wizards That Endorsed GEJ by zudozz: 6:33pm On Oct 17, 2015
make this oracle face shut op make we hear word. Make him no dey use him own spoil another person own. When Jonathan dey office y him no yan?
Re: Julius Agwu Mocks Nigerian Pastors & The Witches/wizards That Endorsed GEJ by origima: 6:36pm On Oct 17, 2015
The intellect in man is God
Re: Julius Agwu Mocks Nigerian Pastors & The Witches/wizards That Endorsed GEJ by klax(m): 6:37pm On Oct 17, 2015
Julius hope you prayed well before saying all these things. ..............huh remember all these ones you are insulting it's difficult for them to make or create but very easy for them to destroy Bro ..... u no get vomit medicine u dey chop cocroach Julius!!! Ok ooooo I hear you.
Re: Julius Agwu Mocks Nigerian Pastors & The Witches/wizards That Endorsed GEJ by GMan650(m): 6:42pm On Oct 17, 2015
I love the part of the second stanza starting our national anthem
Re: Julius Agwu Mocks Nigerian Pastors & The Witches/wizards That Endorsed GEJ by AfroKnight: 6:44pm On Oct 17, 2015
Jonathan really used religion to manipulate his political race. He knelt before Pastors and traditional rulers to grant him the victory yet some say he was not desperate.
Re: Julius Agwu Mocks Nigerian Pastors & The Witches/wizards That Endorsed GEJ by Mufasa27(m): 6:58pm On Oct 17, 2015
when u see people in attendance u will know is an ApShit organized Show so am not surprised cool
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