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They go to church to play instruments and collect money !!! [b][/b]

Jollyjoy:
na d two

May God deliver you

bamirotola:
May God save your soul....

You need help from ignorance

babaearly:
[size=18pt]And this was on the Frontpage on a sunday. Nairaland has really destroyed what Christianity really means, the moderators don't give a damn about the faith of millions of people. Just anything for fun... But you will not see a Muslim raise such absurd post like this to spite Islam. What is wrong with you people?[/size]

i'm sorry friend. Islam is rigid. If they try that,"Muhammad" will kill them "for Allah does not accept repentance"

emusmith:
Spoke someone's mind...

Not really.. I just found it hilarious

MizFrances:
Not really.. I just found it hilarious

You don't fall anywhere?

babaearly:
[size=18pt]And this was on the Frontpage on a sunday. Nairaland has really destroyed what Christianity really means, the moderators don't give a damn about the faith of millions of people. Just anything for fun... But you will not see a Muslim raise such absurd post like this to spite Islam. What is wrong with you people?[/size]

Religion is evil! It's hypocritical and it disgusts me

No matter what you say, every youth fall in one of these categories!

emusmith:
You don't fall anywhere?

1,3 and 4

[color=#770077][/color]this people draw near to me with their lips but their heart is far away from me - Mathew 14

Not just the youths but 98% percent of the world lacks knowledge of who God is or the POWER OF HIS LOVE FOR US AND THE ALTITUDE OF HIS ANGER TOWARDS SIN[right][/right]

tosyne2much:
* Grabs Baba Blue *

*Cleats throat*

8. To Look for Husbands

This is common among the female folks. However, when many of them have chased their potential husbands out of ignorance, just because he couldn't answer the question "where did you get my number?" or "where did you get my PIN?", you will see them attending Sunday and weekly programmes regularly. Some will even join the church workforce so that brother Emmanuel can see them (ushering unit, prayer unit, evangelism unit, etc)


9. To charge their phones

This is common among students. Let any student who has never gone to church for the sole purpose of charging his/her fone cast the first stone. When their battery is dead they will dress up and go to church. But the moment their phones gets to 100% before the service ends, they will take an excuse from the usher to the toilet, and off they zoom

10. For financial breakthrough

Let's not deceive ourselves, the reasons why many youths go to church, is for financial prosperity. When they are seeking jobs opportunities, or visa, you will see them partake in mobbing, decorating and keeping the church in good state. Some of them will go to the church woth their Bet9ja ticket and will pray that it must click. Once God tests their faith by providing them Peaujout 504, u no go see dem for church again.


11. To Upgrade their GP


I don't know if I'm the only one that has noticed this. When their GP is below 1.5 or 1.0, you will see them glued to church. (Na dem dey dey front seat) Their voices are always very louder than home threatre when their fellowship papa prays for GP increment

GBAM!!!

MizFrances:
1,3 and 4

I love your sincerity tho

No. 3 sha

bamirotola:
May God save your soul....

I say amen on his behalf

adeaks:
8.
Those that go to church just to leave the house


Some people cannot stay at home on Sundays because of the inevitable questions. Do you know those elderly neighbours/uncles that would ask you every Sunday if you went to church and if your answer was no, would proceed to lecture you for hours. Well some people go to church just so that those people can see them as leaving the house on a Sunday. They have no absolutely no interest in the service but can't afford to be seen as staying at home on a Sunday.

9. - Those that go to church to play Candy Crush

This is becoming very common now. I attend a very popular church in Lagos, and for the past two Sundays, I have had the misfortune of sitting beside guys who spent the WHOLE service playing candy crush. It seems when some people get to levels they can't pass in candy crush, they take it to church hoping the anointing in the atmosphere will somehow help them break those levels.

10. The selfie Champions.

If you go to a big church with very fine lighting and decor you would understand this. After the last service on Sundays, there are some strategic spots in the auditorium where people congregate to take selfies. Some people go to church specifically for those after service selfies. In fact they won't miss it for anything. Whether they gained anything at all from the service matters little once they can get those beautiful pictures.... of course you know ninety percent of them are ladies

And there are people like myself who observe all these while still participating actively in the service.

U're right

tosyne2much:
No be thread inside thread oooo


Na points inside thread

if you watched Fringe division, there is a group of fresh, polished, shinning heads called 'The Observers'. Make you and emusmith barb that hair comot. I don do my own sotey e dey reflect fluorescent light

daveP:
if you watched Fringe division, there is a group of fresh, polished, shinning heads called 'The Observers'. Make you and emusmith barb that hair comot. I don do my own sotey e dey reflect fluorescent light

Mooooo barb the hair ke ?

tosyne2much:
Mooooo barb the hair ke ?

since you decide to be observers, then you mustu go totally bald

emusmith:
Hmm, why's the latter in smaller font?

because serving God is not an obligation but something we have to do out of love, compassion and reverence

now working for God on the other hand....extremely awesome and a necessity!

babaearly:
[size=18pt]And this was on the Frontpage on a sunday. Nairaland has really destroyed what Christianity really means, the moderators don't give a damn about the faith of millions of people. Just anything for fun... But you will not see a Muslim raise such absurd post like this to spite Islam. What is wrong with you people?[/size]

the truth is bitter bro.... and u can as well see and read live confessions

Emmydek:
i'm sorry friend. Islam is rigid. If they try that,"Muhammad" will kill them "for Allah does not accept repentance"

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I don't know why u derive so much joy in abusing other peoples religion ..... is that what the bible teaches ?

Ibrokane:
the truth is bitter bro.... and u can as well see and read live confessions

what truth is that? Live confessions?
You've uttered what is below average intelligence unless if you can explain.

[quote author=babaearly post=39099260][size=18pt]
I don't know why u derive so much joy in abusing other peoples religion ..... is that what the bible teaches ?

It is not abuse but fact. If that can't be found in Prof. Muhammad Hadith then i will give you my head to decapitulate.

I'm sorry friend,you're a religious fanatic. You need milk.