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Hypocrisy: The Nigerian Definition by ochejoseph(m): 8:35am On Oct 19, 2015
1. Hypocrisy is when you hang Stella  Odua for buying 2 Bullet proof cars at  an excess of N100 million ($625,000) and Praise Fashola for using  N139 million ($870,000) for the digging of two boreholes.

2.Hypocrisy is when you abuse your brother for supporting Akpabio while you Openly celebrate Rotimi Amaechi ,a man accused of the same crime

3.Hypocrisy is when you want and advocate for the Rivers and Akwa Ibom RECs to be prosecuted while keeping mute at the Yobe REC whose receipt  of gratification is well documented.

4.Hypocrisy is when you insulted the army and called them names during the Jonathan Era and suddenly become the spokesman of the army when your brother takes over power. 

5.Hypocrisy is when you celebrate every bomb blast under the previous administration and expect those who know your antecedents not to X-ray your current Psuedo-Patriotism 

6. Hypocrisy is when you describe then  presidents visit to Chad as a trip  to plan more attacks on civilians  and your mentor suddenly visit Chad for the same reason and you suddenly see it as an act of good neighbourliness

7.Hypocrisy is when you describe  the former regimes attempt at seeking regional  help to fight insecurity as shameful only to seek same help 72hrs hours after taking office. 

8.Hypocrisy is when you Promise young people #5000 monthly and feeding for  School children only to blame an "empty" treasury with over 3 Billion dollars in excess NLNG payment as being responsible for your inability to keep a simple promise

9.Hypocrisy is when you describe Nyanya as a15 Minutes drive to Eagle square during the previous regime only to describe same Nyanya as a very far community because government has changed! 

10.Hypocrisy is when you describe the unfortunate chibok kidnap as the most important issue the previous regime must tackle  only to describe same issue as a distraction 30 days later because your man is now in-charge 

11.Hypocrisy is when you hail Lai Mohammed for saying APC never promised to feed school children or pay anybody five thousand naira and you blame Olisa Metuh for saying APC is scam

12.Hypocrisy is when you hail Fashola for saying he never signed the cheques for the 78 million naira website and hang Akpabio for  saying he never signed cheques as governor. 

13.Hypocrisy is when you declare Amaechi, Fashola, Tinubu, and Kwankwaso innocent until proven guilty and declare Jonathan, Dezeani, and Akpabio guilty until Proven innocent.

14.  Hypocrisy is when you condemn a man accused of stealing before he is tried  and ask for empirical evidence when your party man is caught in the act.

15. Hypocrisy is when a media house goes in desperate search, sniffing  for news of bomb blast as front page news during the previous administration  only to for the same media outlet to place a blanket  ban on reports involving Bombs because their "mugu" is in-charge 

While not standing surety for anyone accused of corruption  we must as a nation reject this hypocritical double standard  by ensuring that anyone accused of fleecing the nation either directly or indirectly  receive the same treatment irrespective of their political party or religious affiliation 

May God Continue to Bless Nigeria and Nigerians. Shalom .

http://abusidiqu.com/hypocrisy-the-nigerian-definition-by-oche-otorkpa/

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Re: Hypocrisy: The Nigerian Definition by Nobody: 8:36am On Oct 19, 2015
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Re: Hypocrisy: The Nigerian Definition by benedictnsi(m): 8:37am On Oct 19, 2015
grin op you try

Hypocrisy is also when you claim you belong to everybody and belongs to Nobody...... Yet in appointments, you are obviously One-sided

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Re: Hypocrisy: The Nigerian Definition by donTbone(m): 8:37am On Oct 19, 2015
Hypocrisy is when the GEJ era used over 6years and had nothing meaningful to show forth and the OP to come forth to criticize the PMB era without using up to half of a quarter of the same era.

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Re: Hypocrisy: The Nigerian Definition by EnigmaticEnigma(m): 8:39am On Oct 19, 2015
cry cry

Damn! That's really sad cry

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Re: Hypocrisy: The Nigerian Definition by CharlyNick: 8:40am On Oct 19, 2015
And you are acting like one........

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Re: Hypocrisy: The Nigerian Definition by Princecalm(m): 8:46am On Oct 19, 2015
hypocrisy is when the op never posted something of this nature during the previous administration but now thinks this is the right time to post this

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Re: Hypocrisy: The Nigerian Definition by BrokenTV: 8:48am On Oct 19, 2015
APC is the worst thing to happen to this country gullible Nigerians where deceived with the change mantra. APC has nothing to offer this country. Since they assumed leadership Instead of creating Jobs for the citizens the opposite is the case, check the banking Sector People are losing Jobs, unemployment Is escalating they have denied there campaign promises.
Are we to talk about Buhari selective fight against corruption. Or the Issue of Boko haram. We have been scamed.

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Re: Hypocrisy: The Nigerian Definition by trapQ: 8:50am On Oct 19, 2015
hypocrisy is when the O.P cannot applaud PMB for spending 70m naira on independence day celebration as opposed to 22bn that the GEJ spent...

I could go on...

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Re: Hypocrisy: The Nigerian Definition by chymystique(f): 8:51am On Oct 19, 2015
Sincerely Nigerians are on a One Chance ride with this APC led government that their AKA is "Sanctimonious Party or Party Of Saints". My own is as long as Amaechi was nominated a Minister, all these anti-corruption crusade chant is just a Mere Witch-hunt on this govt percieved enemies.... The only things this govt sabi are to spread propagandas, blame others for their incompetence and taking irrelevant pictures...

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Re: Hypocrisy: The Nigerian Definition by ernesty20(m): 9:12am On Oct 19, 2015
Thunder wey go fire apc-shit still dey warm up.. Useless party

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Re: Hypocrisy: The Nigerian Definition by greatiyk4u(m): 9:19am On Oct 19, 2015
chymystique:
Sincerely Nigerians are on a One Chance ride with this APC led government that their AKA is "Sanctimonious Party or Party Of Saints". My own is as long as Amaechi was nominated a Minister, all these anti-corruption crusade chant is just a Mere Witch-hunt on this govt percieved enemies.... The only things this govt sabi are to spread propagandas, blame others for their incompetence and taking irrelevant pictures...

D last time I checked, high BP respects no gender and age
Even d devil has some positive sides...........

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Re: Hypocrisy: The Nigerian Definition by luche90(m): 9:28am On Oct 19, 2015
it is ridiculous and weak of the President to constantly hound the opposition, but yet can't even bring to the books the persons of Amaechi, Fashola, Timpriye Silva and Abubakar Audu. These shameless men have turned themselves to demigods, due to the lack of party discipline. The fact that a man under the same party with the incorruptible President, would go on national TV and say this ridiculous words " I didn't sign cheques as a Govenor ", is the beginning and end of the story. The President better, stand up now and be a man, or risk the destruction of his tenure, his party and his personality by the selfish big boys of the APC. He needs to stop being a b**TCH and needs to take out his gay @ss dick out of Tinubu's mouth.

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Re: Hypocrisy: The Nigerian Definition by OnReflection: 9:59am On Oct 19, 2015
Here is some hypocrisy for you, ochejoseph...

Edwin Clark, Okonjo-Iweala, Oduah, Akpabio And The Wailing Wailers By Peter Claver Oparah

OCT 15, 2015

For those who have sentenced themselves to inconsolable wailing since President Buhari and APC defeated former President Jonathan and the PDP in the epic, March 28 presidential election, the last few weeks were like weeks of second death. For those who have embraced witless and headless opposition to every action taken thus far by President Buhari to mend the ship-wrecked Nigerian state that was writhing on the throes of death before March 28, as a way of advertising their anger and shock for that epochal defeat, the spate of recant their apex leaders in the fight to sustain the Jonathan regime did last week added to the open sores of March 28. For those who have become popularly known in the Nigerian media as the Wailing Wailers, the shock is so comprehensive that they have become suddenly speechless.

First was the Godfather of former President Jonathan who could pass for the patron saint of PDP, Edwin Clark. He was the lodestar for the battle to re-elect Jonathan and was a clearing house of sorts to the converging tendencies that coalesced to sustain Jonathan in power after what was generally seen as a dismal six years in power. For the re-election of Jonathan, Edwin Clark fretted and threatened with so much force that nothing and nobody, not even former President Obasanjo was spared of his bile. He fell short of levying war against whosoever never saw the wisdom in voting Jonathan in March and he was privy to gathering a motley crowd of elderly PDP sympathizers in the South to form a Southern Elders Forum that unabashedly campaigned for Jonathan and the PDP.

But it was another Edwin Clark who, last week not only disclaimed the PDP but threw wholehearted support for President Buhari especially in his war against corruption. Clark not only dismissed the charge of selective prosecution of the anti corruption war, which the hirelings of the PDP has made their daily catena but fell short of describing his godson, Jonathan as a derelict that has no guts to fight corruption. Were the rabid anti-Buharists shocked? No, they were shellacked! They were beaten flat for here is their godfather, a general of the battle they are prolonging by their syndicated hysteria, throwing them so pitiably under the bus and also damning the man for whom they have so exerted themselves to support. It was a red day for the Wailing Wailers.

If there is any woman that fits the feminine equivalent of Edwin Clark in the order of reverence by the Wailing Wailers, it was the immediate past Finance Minister and Coordinating Minister of the economy under Jonathan. Even when most Nigerians feel this woman's long stay as our economic manager rubbed off very negatively in the lives of Nigerians, the Jonathanians and PDP apologists; in fact the a wailing Wailers, deify her as the next best thing God imbued on Nigerians after pure water. To them, she is omniscient, beyond sin and reproach. They worship her every footstep and she was dubbed the Prime Minister of the Jonathan regime. Last week, and from nowhere, Okonjo-Iweala was to pour encomiums on President Buhari government like a nubile maiden serenading her newfound lover. She not only praised Buhari's conduct of statecraft but said her decision to work under Jonathan might have been a mistake! She was speaking on September 30 as a guest lecturer at the University of Pennsylvania, United States,

Next was Stella Oduah, one of the poster girls of the Jonathan regime who was implicated in a swathe if scandals as Minister of Aviation under Jonathan but who was, nonetheless sponsored by the PDP to emerge senator in Anambra State. In a recent interview, Oduah not only hailed what she called the clear policy direction of the Buhari regime. Her points of excitement were the firm intervention by the Buhari regime that ended the coup in Burkina Faso and the plan of the regime to restore the national carrier.

Then entered Godswill Akpabio, the guy who had an a-rating appearance in all the shenanigans and intrigues launched to ensure PDP remains in perpetual power. If Edwin Clark was the Commander in chief of the futile PDP/Jonathan entrenchment efforts, Akpabio was the Chief of Staff. He was the enforcer of the PDP will amongst PDP members and manned the gate of the party, deciding who entered, who stays and who leaves. He was known to leverage his state's resources to the fight for the re-election of Jonathan, among many other illegal fonts of funding that whetted that ill fated battle. On the day he returned from hospitalization abroad after a road accident in Abuja (many wonder why he did not patronize the so calked world class hospital he lousily boasts of building in Akwa Ibom), this enfant terrible of the Jonathanian PDP was to address his people, given high marks to the Buhari regime's government and policies do far.

For the Wailing Wailers, these are blasphemies issuing forth from the very epicenter of their temple. They are crest fallen. They are heart broken. They are still simmering in great shock that their leaders could so leave them in the lurch; in the scorching sun and bolt. They are devastated that those that led them to am embarrassing position where they have even become embarrassing to themselves, struggling with the truth and his best ways to deface it, have left them so high and dry- on the very crossroads. They are still trying to gather their broken selves together to string rabid responses to these earth-shaking disappointments. Gradually, they are gathering violent words and abuses for Clark, Okonjo-Iweala and Oduah. They are bitter. They are frustrated and they are confused on whom else to follow.

For the avoidance of doubts, I had never been a fan of the four and will never be despite their gallant efforts to admit the truth their marooned followers will like them to hush. God so kind, we have a President who is so indifferent to flattery and humor; a President that can smell jesting and fawning from several miles off, a President that can never ever be found to fund and reward flattery so trying to curry his favor through such curtsying that is implied in the confessions of the pole leaders of the PDP is an effort that in futility But I don't think that in admitting the truth, these and many other PDP leaders that have been wrestling with their consciences since the well-applauded change in the polity happened, were out for favor hunting. Theirs is such relief when after struggling with the truth; you turn around to surrender for no one wins a war against truth.

But in all these, the great pity is the withering club of Wailing Wailers who pose as commissioned newspaper columnists, stranded politicians, errant passengers in public buses, the ready-to-snap lay-about, the ubiquitous Facebook politicians and their ilk who have ran themselves into the uncomfortable position where they are condemned to wail on every move taken by President Buhari. The distraught, desolate, hurting and inconsolable scoffers that have made a life business of scoffing at every move by Buhari to cleanse the stable of rot he inherited on May 28 are the worst hit by the gale of confessions hitting apex leaders of PDP lately. Those that have forged ready-made wailing points on every issue since March 28 because they lost their fonts of corrupt enrichment are the most badly beaten in the ensuing political development that is emerging. They have become distraught and confused orphans that are robbed of their parentage by the battle with truth. They are presently hanging precariously on the very alleyways of our politics as they try feverishly to decipher what has hit their camps so early in the days of a regime that has so inflicted deep gashes on them.

Peter Claver Oparah

Ikeja, Lagos.

E-mail: peterclaver2000@yahoo.com

Source: http://saharareporters.com/2015/10/15/edwin-clark-okonjo-iweala-oduah-akpabio-and-wailing-wailers-peter-claver-oparah

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Re: Hypocrisy: The Nigerian Definition by raayah(f): 1:24pm On Oct 20, 2015
#OffTopic

Hypocrisy is when you insult a girl for not sleeping with you after buying her recharge card , only for you to call her an ashewo if she actually sleeps with you.

Hypocrisy is crying on nairaland that women are chopping your money only to insult and disagree with women that want to face their career to better themselves.

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Re: Hypocrisy: The Nigerian Definition by tolexy007(m): 1:24pm On Oct 20, 2015
grin Nice one OP you reason well........i tire for we Nigeria youth

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Re: Hypocrisy: The Nigerian Definition by fejikudz(m): 1:24pm On Oct 20, 2015
Hypocrisy: The Hallmark Of Buharists.

Hypocrsy is when you hail buhari for saying abacha was never corrupt and abuse GEJ for quoting someone who said stealing is not corruption

Hypocrisy is when you hail the arrest of nnamdi kalu for inciting igbos against other tribes but hail buhari for saying he will make nigeria ungovernable under GEJ in 2011

Hypocrisy is when you blame GEJ for the deaths during the immigration stampade, but hailed buhari whose 'Blood of DOG AND BABBON' statement led to the killing of innocent youth corpers in 2011


Hypocrisy is when Buhari supports the independence of Palestinians but arrests Nnamdi Kanu for clamouring for Biafra


APC AND HYPOCRISY BE LIKE BREAD AND BUTTER




TechWalker007:
Hypocrisy is when Amaechi stole Rivers blind for 7 years as PDP governor and then decamp to APC and become a hero after 1 year.
Hypocrisy is when Sylva stole Bayelsa blind and became a financier of Buhari Change and anti corruption campaign and he gets his case with EFCC from the days of "The corrupt PDP" dropped by the anti-corruption crusaders.
Hypocrisy is when Audu stole Kogi blind and now become anti-corruption flag bearer and change agent of the same state.
Hypocrisy is when Nyako, Atiku and others become change agents and anti-corruption crusaders.

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Re: Hypocrisy: The Nigerian Definition by timilehing(m): 1:26pm On Oct 20, 2015
Hypocrisy is when a Wailer (like the op) refuses to admit he's a Wailer.


Once a Wailer...........

Wailers will always Wail grin

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Re: Hypocrisy: The Nigerian Definition by Ola17: 1:26pm On Oct 20, 2015
Well, you aren't far from the truth.
We just have various thieving gangs as politicians and they have successfully divided the citizens amongst themselves.

It's just a case of every group supporting their own criminal.

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Re: Hypocrisy: The Nigerian Definition by Empress2014(f): 1:26pm On Oct 20, 2015
undecided. Hypocrazy Hypocrazy Hypocrazy, Op, you are hypocrazy!

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Re: Hypocrisy: The Nigerian Definition by fejikudz(m): 1:26pm On Oct 20, 2015
donTbone:
Hypocrisy is when the GEJ era used over 6years and had nothing meaningful to show forth and the OP to come forth to criticize the PMB era without using up to half of a quarter of the same era.
Hypocrisy is when you accuse GEJ of being in office for 6yrs and he spent only five years in office

Hypocrisy is when you expect GEJ to right all the wrongs of babaginda,obansanjo,buhari,Abacha over 45yrs in 5yrs

Hypocrisy Is When you criticize gej and hail bubu who said he will rescue the chibok girls and finish boko haram in 2months if elected and up till now boko haram are killing nigerians and the girls are nowhere to be found

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Re: Hypocrisy: The Nigerian Definition by fejikudz(m): 1:26pm On Oct 20, 2015
Princecalm:
hypocrisy is when the op never posted something of this nature during the previous administration but now thinks this is the right time to post this
Hypocrisy is when you wrote something similar during the last administration and expect op not to do same now that your brother is in power

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Re: Hypocrisy: The Nigerian Definition by teemanbastos(m): 1:26pm On Oct 20, 2015
A jonathanian definitely wrote this grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

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Re: Hypocrisy: The Nigerian Definition by onyepapa(m): 1:27pm On Oct 20, 2015
Buhari is a big fat pussssy -CNN

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Re: Hypocrisy: The Nigerian Definition by Ptoocool(m): 1:27pm On Oct 20, 2015
Dapaboy:
Hypocrisy is when you support Palestinian freedom (mind you, I have no opinion on that) and refuse the restoration of the great Kingdom of Biafra.
All hail Biafra
Land of the rising sun
Lalalalalalal

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Re: Hypocrisy: The Nigerian Definition by glassjar1: 1:28pm On Oct 20, 2015
ochejoseph:
1. Hypocrisy is when you hang Stella  Odua for buying 2 Bullet proof cars at  an excess of N100 million ($625,000) and Praise Fashola for using  N139 million ($870,000) for the digging of two boreholes.

2.Hypocrisy is when you abuse your brother for supporting Akpabio while you Openly celebrate Rotimi Amaechi ,a man accused of the same crime



3.Hypocrisy is when you want and advocate for the Rivers and Akwa Ibom RECs to be prosecuted while keeping mute at the Yobe REC whose receipt  of gratification is well documented.


4.Hypocrisy is when you insulted the army and called them names during the Jonathan Era and suddenly become the spokesman of the army when your brother takes over power. 


5.Hypocrisy is when you celebrate every bomb blast under the previous administration and expect those who know your antecedents not to X-ray your current Psuedo-Patriotism 


6. Hypocrisy is when you describe then  presidents visit to Chad as a trip  to plan more attacks on civilians  and your mentor suddenly visit Chad for the same reason and you suddenly see it as an act of good neighbourliness


7.Hypocrisy is when you describe  the former regimes attempt at seeking regional  help to fight insecurity as shameful only to seek same help 72hrs hours after taking office. 

8.Hypocrisy is when you Promise young people #5000 monthly and feeding for  School children only to blame an "empty" treasury with over 3 Billion dollars in excess NLNG payment as being responsible for your inability to keep a simple promise

9.Hypocrisy is when you describe Nyanya as a15 Minutes drive to Eagle square during the previous regime only to describe same Nyanya as a very far community because government has changed! 

10.Hypocrisy is when you describe the unfortunate chibok kidnap as the most important issue the previous regime must tackle  only to describe same issue as a distraction 30 days later because your man is now in-charge 

11.Hypocrisy is when you hail Lai Mohammed for saying APC never promised to feed school children or pay anybody five thousand naira and you blame Olisa Metuh for saying APC is scam


12.Hypocrisy is when you hail Fashola for saying he never signed the cheques for the 78 million naira website and hang Akpabio for  saying he never signed cheques as governor. 

13.Hypocrisy is when you declare Amaechi, Fashola, Tinubu, and Kwankwaso innocent until proven guilty and declare Jonathan, Dezeani, and Akpabio guilty until Proven innocent.

14.  Hypocrisy is when you condemn a man accused of stealing before he is tried  and ask for empirical evidence when your party man is caught in the act.

15. Hypocrisy is when a media house goes in desperate search, sniffing  for news of bomb blast as front page news during the previous administration  only to for the same media outlet to place a blanket  ban on reports involving Bombs because their "mugu" is in-charge 


While not standing surety for anyone accused of corruption  we must as a nation reject this hypocritical double standard  by ensuring that anyone accused of fleecing the nation either directly or indirectly  receive the same treatment irrespective of their political party or religious affiliation 


May God Continue to Bless Nigeria and Nigerians 


Shalom .

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how GOD go take bless HELL HOLE ?hell on earth .

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Re: Hypocrisy: The Nigerian Definition by Omololu007(m): 1:28pm On Oct 20, 2015
Hmm
Re: Hypocrisy: The Nigerian Definition by success1smyn(m): 1:28pm On Oct 20, 2015
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Re: Hypocrisy: The Nigerian Definition by fejikudz(m): 1:28pm On Oct 20, 2015
trapQ:
hypocrisy is when the O.P cannot applaud PMB for spending 70m naira on independence day celebration as opposed to 22bn that the GEN spent...

I could go on...
Hypocrisy is when you are stwepid enough to believe gej spent 22billion on independence day celebration. but you never took your time to research if it is true

Jonathan Breaks Silence - El-Rufai Lied On Independence Expenditure - Politics - Nigeria
https://www.nairaland.com/2642873/jonathan-breaks-silence-el-rufai-lied#38661918

Shame on you
shame on el rufia

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Re: Hypocrisy: The Nigerian Definition by DONSMITH123(m): 1:28pm On Oct 20, 2015
donTbone:
Hypocrisy is when the GEJ era used over 6years and had nothing meaningful to show forth and the OP to come forth to criticize the PMB era without using up to half of a quarter of the same era.
Good one my guy, you nailed it bro.

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Re: Hypocrisy: The Nigerian Definition by Smooth51(m): 1:29pm On Oct 20, 2015
lols...so true

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Re: Hypocrisy: The Nigerian Definition by techmart(m): 1:29pm On Oct 20, 2015
wow... Really

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