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When A Joke Turns Serious by christheair(m): 4:13pm On Oct 14, 2015 |
I Enterd a bus from kogi to kwara. After som mins, i decided to scare d passengers. So i brought out my fone.. And startd fakin a call.'' hello oga, i don dey press dat button since but d bomb no gree blow. Na d blue one i go press or d red one? Ok d red one? I go do am now'' come and see reactions. Igbo man: (picks his fone to make a call) '' hello Chuwkudi, run now to apapa and wait for my container. Its like i will die today but make sure u collect my money from chiroki.. Yoruba woman: '' driver wêré,. So u cant stop for sombody to come down? Oloshi.. I was just laughin inside until d hausa man sitin close to me said (to me). Hausa man: '' oga abeg dat time wey u dey make call, wher dem say make u press so dat d bomb go blow? Coz i don dey press my own sef since and d tin never blow. I jumped out of the luxurious through window.! Me wey dey play. 3 Likes |
Re: When A Joke Turns Serious by Beesluv: 4:15pm On Oct 14, 2015 |
lol |
Re: When A Joke Turns Serious by izuch(m): 4:15pm On Oct 14, 2015 |
Nice |
Re: When A Joke Turns Serious by respect80(m): 4:21pm On Oct 14, 2015 |
Na there u for know say the Cain wey kill Abel no be koboko. Na bad Belle wey long from kogi go reach sokoto |
Re: When A Joke Turns Serious by Nobody: 4:34pm On Oct 14, 2015 |
Wat did d Hausa man pressed? |
Re: When A Joke Turns Serious by Nobody: 4:38pm On Oct 14, 2015 |
hahaha nice |
Re: When A Joke Turns Serious by kinglekan: 4:52pm On Oct 14, 2015 |
Tandullceblog: Whr have u been |
Re: When A Joke Turns Serious by LordPhilip(m): 4:53pm On Oct 14, 2015 |
Haha |
Re: When A Joke Turns Serious by Nobody: 5:53pm On Oct 14, 2015 |
kinglekan: Lol |
Re: When A Joke Turns Serious by Nobody: 2:18am On Oct 16, 2015 |
hello Tandullceblog: |
Re: When A Joke Turns Serious by preshOnogwu1(m): 8:02am On Oct 16, 2015 |
Lol |
Re: When A Joke Turns Serious by Nobody: 7:01am On Oct 18, 2015 |
Re: When A Joke Turns Serious by HrmOlolade(m): 7:47am On Oct 18, 2015 |
dry like tandullceblog pad |
Re: When A Joke Turns Serious by Nobody: 1:34pm On Oct 18, 2015 |
Re: When A Joke Turns Serious by HrmOlolade(m): 5:12pm On Oct 18, 2015 |
Tandullceblog:Can I help you |
Re: When A Joke Turns Serious by christheair(m): 7:48pm On Oct 18, 2015 |
Expect my next joke tomorrow on when a joke turns serious |
Re: When A Joke Turns Serious by Nobody: 7:58am On Oct 19, 2015 |
Re: When A Joke Turns Serious by Emodeee: 8:39am On Oct 19, 2015 |
Tandullceblog: pretty girl. |
Re: When A Joke Turns Serious by Princecalm(m): 8:51am On Oct 19, 2015 |
Re: When A Joke Turns Serious by Nobody: 9:45am On Oct 19, 2015 |
Re: When A Joke Turns Serious by Nobody: 9:46am On Oct 19, 2015 |
Emodeee: Thank yu... handsome. |
Re: When A Joke Turns Serious by Princecalm(m): 9:52am On Oct 19, 2015 |
Re: When A Joke Turns Serious by Nobody: 9:53am On Oct 19, 2015 |
Princecalm: Was I wat? |
Re: When A Joke Turns Serious by Princecalm(m): 9:59am On Oct 19, 2015 |
Tandullceblog: I meant busy.... all this phone predictions now thinks it knows more than human |
Re: When A Joke Turns Serious by Nobody: 10:02am On Oct 19, 2015 |
Princecalm: Lol, ok, no I wasn't. Just took a break from here |
Re: When A Joke Turns Serious by Nobody: 10:18am On Oct 19, 2015 |
Lolz |
Re: When A Joke Turns Serious by Princecalm(m): 10:27am On Oct 19, 2015 |
Re: When A Joke Turns Serious by HrmOlolade(m): 5:05pm On Oct 19, 2015 |
Tandullceblog:So why u quoting me |
Re: When A Joke Turns Serious by Nobody: 5:40pm On Oct 19, 2015 |
Re: When A Joke Turns Serious by christheair(m): 6:51pm On Oct 19, 2015 |
My teacher was teaching us one day in class and she sees that De-Air (thats me) isn't paying attention, so she asks me, "If there are three ducks sitting on a fence, and you shoot one, how many are left?" I replies, "None." The teacher asks, "Why?" Then I said, "Because the shot scared them all off." The teacher says, "No, two, but I like how you're thinking." Well i hate to be duped back in those days in secondary school so i asks the teacher, "If you see three women walking out of an ice cream parlor, one is licking her ice cream, one is sucking her ice cream, and one is biting her ice cream, which one is married?" The teacher says, "The one sucking her ice cream." I replied, "No, the one with the wedding ring, but I like how you're thinking!". Although going home that day i just couldn't what my teacher meant by saying we failed her last question! when i mean we, i mean the entire students, how the heck did we fail such stuff, We just gave our opinions. You be the judge, see the question below Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: "Homework!" And yet she dares say we failed. Gosh, dats whats happen when an NYSC member is teaching you. Never knew her uni though. ,............ On getting home, Dad didn't help matters cos all through out that day on Channels TV, I kept on hearing them saying shit about how people are born...Damn dudes over there so i walked over to Dad and asked, "How were people born?" So Dad said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." Well i moved over to mom and asked her the same question and she told me, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." With full speed, i ran back to Dad and said, "You lied to me!" Dad replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family." Now the are confusing me more and more, Which part of the family am i from then? ...................................... To cool my brain i walked over to my neighbours house, and kindda eavesdrop (or should i say peeped) on what they were trying to do, the husband and wife were trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough." What the Bleep i wrong with dat I had to go to bed with a confused brain and then the next day dad killed it cos when i wanted to go to school i heard him tell mommy 'I am going to eat that p*ssy once Jimmy leaves for school today!'" and for that fucking reason i had to take my pussy cat to school in order to avoid stories that touch!!! Gosh A day it was indeed. if you feel the gist, like and spread the fun izuch: respect80: 1 Like |
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