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10 Ways To Know That Witches & Wizards Are Using Your Picture To Fan Themselves by tosyne2much(op): 3:52pm On Oct 22, 2015*

Now it's fun time. All work no play makes Jack a dull boy

Lemme keep the ball rolling

1. The witches & wizards in your village are using your picture to fan themselves if you forgot the course you studied at a job interview

2. The witches & wizards in your village are using your picture to fan themselves if your topic is worth of FP and Lalasticlala refuses to push it to the FP

3. The witches & wizards in your village are using your picture to fan themselves if you are a lady and you are "team-no-sex-before-marriage" , only to find out that your husband is an impotent on your wedding night

4. The witches & wizards in your village are using your picture to fan themselves if you tune down the volume of your television just because you want to read text message

5. The witches & wizards in your village are using your picture to fan themselves if you somebody bash you on nairaland and you reported to the moderators, only for the moderator to ban you and free the bashee

6. The witches & wizards in your village are using your picture to fan themselves if you are a graduate and a secondary school boy snatches your babe

7. The witches & wizard in your village are using your picture to fan themselves if you travel all the way from Lagos to Zamfara for the sole purpose to bleeping, only to involve in a road accident at Lagos-Ibadan Expressway

8. The witches & wizard in your village are using your picture to fan themselves if you boast to a lady that you are a profession in bed, only to climax after one minute

9. The witches & wizards in your village are using your picture to fan themselves if you are graduate and your mom still helps to woo a lady on your behalf

10 Lastly, the witches & wizards are using our moderators pictures to fan themselves if they fail to push this thread to the FP. Abeg na joke oooo

Feel free to add yours

Have fun

Original writer: Tosyne2much

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Re: 10 Ways To Know That Witches & Wizards Are Using Your Picture To Fan Themselves by wristbangle: 3:54pm On Oct 22, 2015*

That front page thing nai dey vex me pass. After much editing, sugar coating, and the mod viewing your topic etc e no go still enta FP. Definitely witches and wizard are at work.

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Re: 10 Ways To Know That Witches & Wizards Are Using Your Picture To Fan Themselves by Twaci(f): 3:54pm On Oct 22, 2015

The witches & wizard in your village are using your picture to fan themselves if ya'll think those were funny cheesy

No offense Op! Na play cheesy

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Re: 10 Ways To Know That Witches & Wizards Are Using Your Picture To Fan Themselves by hahn(m): 3:56pm On Oct 22, 2015

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Re: 10 Ways To Know That Witches & Wizards Are Using Your Picture To Fan Themselves by francoray(m): 4:00pm On Oct 22, 2015

11. If after paying for hotel room, your the lady tells you that she's doing menstruation
12. If after spending huge amount of money and time on a lady and she came to visit and your joystick refused to erect.

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Re: 10 Ways To Know That Witches & Wizards Are Using Your Picture To Fan Themselves by tosyne2much(op): 4:05pm On Oct 22, 2015

francoray:
11. If after paying for hotel room, your the lady tells you that she's doing menstruation
12. If after spending huge amount of money and time on a lady and she came to visit and your joystick refused to erect.

Rofllwkmd

Baba, this one strong gan ooooo

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Re: 10 Ways To Know That Witches & Wizards Are Using Your Picture To Fan Themselves by Slimzjoe(m): 4:12pm On Oct 22, 2015*

Witches and Wizards are Following you From your Village if this is Funny to you angry

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Re: 10 Ways To Know That Witches & Wizards Are Using Your Picture To Fan Themselves by Chukwudi718(m): 4:16pm On Oct 22, 2015*

When after taking Viagra plus tramadol plus Jedi Jedi and other herbs and d babe no gree show

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Re: 10 Ways To Know That Witches & Wizards Are Using Your Picture To Fan Themselves by Nobody: 5:10pm On Oct 22, 2015

The winshes are using your picture to fan themselves if you are like this man

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Re: 10 Ways To Know That Witches & Wizards Are Using Your Picture To Fan Themselves by Nobody: 5:16pm On Oct 22, 2015

i no fit laff ooo,dat guy pix eeeeh pas ay comedy chaiiii cheesy

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Re: 10 Ways To Know That Witches & Wizards Are Using Your Picture To Fan Themselves by candyliicious(f): 5:20pm On Oct 22, 2015

y so much repetition......d tin taya me oooo

Re: 10 Ways To Know That Witches & Wizards Are Using Your Picture To Fan Themselves by Princezoi(m): 5:32pm On Oct 22, 2015

From today ehn na "baba 10-10" i go dey call you

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Re: 10 Ways To Know That Witches & Wizards Are Using Your Picture To Fan Themselves by lilmax(m): 5:36pm On Oct 22, 2015

Re: 10 Ways To Know That Witches & Wizards Are Using Your Picture To Fan Themselves by subbieD(f): 5:47pm On Oct 22, 2015

I pray to see this on the FP,if not witches and wizards are lipsrsealed

Re: 10 Ways To Know That Witches & Wizards Are Using Your Picture To Fan Themselves by Hawlahscho(m): 8:27pm On Oct 22, 2015*

Space Booked even though it cant hit front page

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Re: 10 Ways To Know That Witches & Wizards Are Using Your Picture To Fan Themselves by ClassCaptain(m): 8:27pm On Oct 22, 2015

The Witches and Wizards in the village are using your picture to Fan themselves since

Re: 10 Ways To Know That Witches & Wizards Are Using Your Picture To Fan Themselves by ClassCaptain(m): 8:27pm On Oct 22, 2015*

The Witches and Wizards are using your picture In an enlarged portrait to fan themselves when their association endorses u to win a position,and u still lost

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Re: 10 Ways To Know That Witches & Wizards Are Using Your Picture To Fan Themselves by LadyX(f): 8:49pm On Oct 22, 2015

The witches and wizards in your village are using your picture to fun themselves if you meet a very hot babe online/NL, but when you meet her in person you wish to run away because she's the opposite of what you've been fantasising about. cheesy

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Re: 10 Ways To Know That Witches & Wizards Are Using Your Picture To Fan Themselves by kinglekan: 8:52pm On Oct 22, 2015

Re: 10 Ways To Know That Witches & Wizards Are Using Your Picture To Fan Themselves by Nobody: 9:48pm On Oct 22, 2015

kinglekan:

Re: 10 Ways To Know That Witches & Wizards Are Using Your Picture To Fan Themselves by shumuel(m): 9:59pm On Oct 22, 2015

kikiki Lol, that No 2 & 10 though grin

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Re: 10 Ways To Know That Witches & Wizards Are Using Your Picture To Fan Themselves by sabaeh(m): 10:32pm On Oct 22, 2015

Hhmmmm.

Re: 10 Ways To Know That Witches & Wizards Are Using Your Picture To Fan Themselves by pamcode(m): 10:53pm On Oct 22, 2015

God punish witches and wizards.

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Re: 10 Ways To Know That Witches & Wizards Are Using Your Picture To Fan Themselves by Nobody: 11:03pm On Oct 22, 2015

The witches and wizards are using your pictures to fan themselves if this doesn't make frontpage.

Re: 10 Ways To Know That Witches & Wizards Are Using Your Picture To Fan Themselves by Emodeee: 11:14pm On Oct 22, 2015

Twaci:

The witches & wizard in your village are using your picture to fan themselves if ya'll think those were funny

No offense Op! Na play

there is an iota of truth in every joke.

Pardon me op, bt dis is nt funny to me.

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Re: 10 Ways To Know That Witches & Wizards Are Using Your Picture To Fan Themselves by gbaskiboy: 12:11am On Oct 23, 2015

francoray:
11. If after paying for hotel room, your the lady tells you that she's doing menstruation
12. If after spending huge amount of money and time on a lady and she came to visit and your joystick refused to erect.

12 keep me rolling on the floor..........

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Re: 10 Ways To Know That Witches & Wizards Are Using Your Picture To Fan Themselves by Idiataqueen(f): 6:02am On Oct 23, 2015

Wenti Concern Me,Pls What Is Witches And Wizards?

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Re: 10 Ways To Know That Witches & Wizards Are Using Your Picture To Fan Themselves by kinglekan: 6:58am On Oct 23, 2015

lagmostkuit:

R u on your heat period?

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Re: 10 Ways To Know That Witches & Wizards Are Using Your Picture To Fan Themselves by Nobody: 7:36am On Oct 23, 2015

kinglekan:

R u on your heat period?

What's ur business?

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Re: 10 Ways To Know That Witches & Wizards Are Using Your Picture To Fan Themselves by Brownhypo: 8:59am On Oct 23, 2015*

They're actually using your picture to fan themselves, when you rush hot yam chop and e burn you for mouth, you com grab glass of water(thinking it's a cold water) wey dey table not knowing say na hot water

Na die be that oh

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Re: 10 Ways To Know That Witches & Wizards Are Using Your Picture To Fan Themselves by kinglekan: 11:02am On Oct 23, 2015

lagmostkuit:
What's ur business?

I wan oil u

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Re: 10 Ways To Know That Witches & Wizards Are Using Your Picture To Fan Themselves by Nobody: 11:05am On Oct 23, 2015

kinglekan:

I wan oil u

Mtchewwwwww undecided

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