tpiah11:
Op sweetie


Your witches and wizards are not using your pictures to fan themselves, they use your hologram.

Wake up, this is the 21st century. Technological advancement things.

this is why i'll never leave nairaland.

Witches are at Wrk wen u think by covering this ur not a sinner.

Wen a religion is more dangerous Dan is members.

Witches @ Wrk wen ur breast refuses force of gravity.

Witches and wizards are using your picture to fan themselves if....

* You're downloading a file of 5GB data and it fails at 99%
* You submit expo with your answer sheet
* when the rat eats ONLY your name out of all your original documents
* when you mistakenly use super glue for eye drop
* You're only making money in your dreams
* You work in a company for 10yrs, without promotion or raise in salary.

tosyne2much:

Number 8

the witches and wizards are usinq Ya pic to fan themselves if after updatinq #salary tinx on NairaLand and Ya LandLord reply with #On Point....na trekkinq tinx to villa b that....

Idiataqueen:
Wenti Concern Me,Pls What Is Witches And Wizards?

if you dont know wat witches and wizards are, then its obvious the witches and wizards of your village are at work.

;DU guys re damn funny

Codyt:
Number 8

Baba wetin do number 8 ?

Witches and wizards are using your picture to fan themselves if....
*u have been betting on nairabet or bet9ja 4 a long time and u havn't won anything.
*say make u come arrange sure games wey worth just 2 or 3 odds and u still come fail am.
*u come beg 4 'likes' on nairaland and u didn't get any...

tosyne2much:
[i]

The village people are using ur picture 2 fan themselves when fishbone hook u for neck,,,who never witness am before make him put e hands up.

tosyne2much:
[i]

nonsense.
joblessness

tosyne2much:


10 Lastly, the witches & wizards are using our moderators pictures to fan themselves if they fail to push this thread to the FP. Abeg na joke oooo

I guess this is the one point that got it to FP.

tosyne2much:
[i]

Not funny, will pass

My frnd snuck into his gf's parents' house @nyt bcoz d babe told him her parents were out of town,so my darling frnd went to get some but the lyt was out wen he got there, since he was familiar with d building he jst went straight 2d living room nd grabbed his babe on d sofa only to receive a heavy slap accompanied with a mature voice sayin *oloribu wo niyen* dt ws wen my cute frnd knew he'd grabbed his babe's granny..Maybe d witches got hold of the poor boy's picture

tosyne2much:
Baba wetin do number 8 ?

Nothing O my brother. I dey happy say my pics no dey anybody hand

menxer:

I guess this is the one point that got it to FP.

Hahahaha

I thought as much

shona2487:
My frnd snuck into his gf's parents' house @nyt bcoz d babe told him her parents were out of town,so my darling frnd went to get some but the lyt was out wen he got there, since he was familiar with d building he jst went straight 2d living room nd grabbed his babe on d sofa only to receive a heavy slap accompanied with a mature voice sayin *oloribu wo niyen* dt ws wen my cute frnd knew he'd grabbed his babe's granny..Maybe d witches got hold of the poor boy's picture

Hahahahaha roflwkmd lmao



You are so funny

Profbrian:
nonsense.

joblessness

Now that you been noticed, can you now swerve ?

Twaci:


The witches & wizard in your village are using your picture to fan themselves if ya'll think those were funny

No offense Op! Na play

Bad belle. It was quite creative. Especially the final threat for FP things.

When you go back to beg ur bae of over 10 years.

wtfCode:
Witches and wizards are using your picture to fan themselves if....
*u have been betting on nairabet or bet9ja 4 a long time and u havn't won anything.
*say make u come arrange sure games wey worth just 2 or 3 odds and u still come fail am.
*u come beg 4 'likes' on nairaland and u didn't get any...

baba I swear na me you dey refer to


I perm 5 matches wey give me 3odds, Mancity still blow my ticked last season wey dem go play 1-1 with Hull City

14.When after fighting with the conductor on entering the bus,one bus stop to ur destination u find out ur wallet is on the fridge

tiwiex:

Bad belle. It was quite creative. Especially the final threat for FP things.

Lol,maybe number 9 is true because my mum told me that she saw someone that is good for me when i'm @35.

The witches and wizards in your village are using your picture to fan themselves if you're spending heaven and earth on a girl just to be 'friendzoned' at the end!

pamcode:
God punish witches and wizards.

e no go beta for dem.

Twaci:


The witches & wizard in your village are using your picture to fan themselves if ya'll think those were funny

No offense Op! Na play

Wat?. Dats too much

menix:
The winche in ur village re fanning with ur pinshure if u have written WAEC 4times because of Maths nd on the fifth time of writing a supposedly mercenary was sitting beside writing without looking side wayz nd u were busy copying nd have finished all, only for the invilgilator to say pencil up, nd u find the mercenary tearing all he has written nd replacing it with another that was already solved he came In with, u try asking him why only to discover his deaf nd dumb..

. . . Kinda graphic. . . Did that happen to u?

You know witches and wizards from your village are fanning themselves with your picture, when you went to buy roasted corn and pear and it's your CV, they are using as wrapping paper.

Infact the witches and wizard dey your bus as you comot for park.

SirWere:
The winshes are using your picture to fan themselves if you are like this man

This is denm funny