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A new element has been added to the PERIODIC TABLE:

Name: Girl
Symbol: Gl
Atomic weight: Don't even dare to ask.

PHYSICAL PROPERTIES:

1. Boils at any time,
2. Melts when handled with love and care.
3. Very bitter when mishandled.

CHEMICAL PROPERTIES:

1. Very reactive,
2. Highly unstable,
3. Possesses high affinity to gold, platinum, diamond, branded clothes and other expensive items.

NATURE:

1. Money reducing agent.
2. Volatile when left alone.

OCCURRENCE:
Mostly found in front of the mirrors.

Other properties includes:

1. Reacts with MARY-K powder to form a sexy Opaque surface area.
2. Very Stable in the presence of I-Pad, Blackberry, and Galaxy Tabs.
3. Very Volatile when a corrosive element e.g Another Girl (AG) tries to take her BF by Substitution reaction.
4. Highly Unstable when the Half-Life of her Radioactive Dating reaches 30yrs.
5. Makes a happy POP sound when a Basic substance like Brazilian Hair or foreign element like GUCCI combines with her at a high temperature of 100,000 degrees Naira.

ASSIGNMENT: Give me at least TWO more Physical/chemical Properties of element Gl

op is that the best you can think About?

nairalandmaster:
op is that the best you can think About?

wait up... lemme think abt my response....

Girls are gems,you need to treat them with care and respect

SBJoji:
Girls are gems,you need to treat them with care and respect

no one disputed dat.... guess I av to use d words of tosyne2much dat if you can't differentiate btw hilarity nd reality, well, I cnt help u oooo

SBJoji:
Girls are gems,you need to treat them with care and respect

and guys are iron that should be treated like Dangote bag of cement abi ?

tosyne2much:
and guys are iron that should be treated like Dangote bag of cement abi ?

lol.... I wonda ooo..

money reducing agent