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| A New Element Has Been Added To The Periodic Table by Iseoluwani: 7:49am On Oct 01, 2016 |
A new element has been added to the PERIODIC TABLE: Name: Girl Symbol: Gl Atomic weight: Don't even dare to ask. PHYSICAL PROPERTIES: 1. Boils at any time, 2. Melts when handled with love and care. 3. Very bitter when mishandled. CHEMICAL PROPERTIES: 1. Very reactive, 2. Highly unstable, 3. Possesses high affinity to gold, platinum, diamond, branded clothes and other expensive items. NATURE: 1. Money reducing agent. 2. Volatile when left alone. OCCURRENCE: Mostly found in front of the mirrors. Other properties includes: 1. Reacts with MARY-K powder to form a sexy Opaque surface area. 2. Very Stable in the presence of i-Pad, Blackberry, and Galaxy Tabs. 3. Very Volatile when a corrosive element e.g Another Girl (AG) tries to take her BF by Substitution reaction. 4. Highly Unstable when the Half-Life of her Radioactive Dating reaches 30yrs. 5. Makes a happy POP sound when a Basic substance like Brazilian Hair or foreign element like GUCCI combines with her at a high temperature of 100,000 degrees Naira. ASSIGNMENT: Give 2 More Physical/chemical Properties of element Gl u know 4 Likes 2 Shares |
| Re: A New Element Has Been Added To The Periodic Table by ashewoboy(m): 7:54am On Oct 01, 2016 |
Hmmm. |
| Re: A New Element Has Been Added To The Periodic Table by Nobody: 8:03am On Oct 01, 2016 |
Not all of us have the above properties  |
| Re: A New Element Has Been Added To The Periodic Table by Iseoluwani: 8:33am On Oct 01, 2016 |
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| Re: A New Element Has Been Added To The Periodic Table by luminouz(m): 10:42am On Oct 01, 2016 |
Nice op! U succeeded in parting a smile from my lips when am dis hungry on dis so called independence day 2 Likes |
| Re: A New Element Has Been Added To The Periodic Table by LordIsaac(m): 11:34am On Oct 01, 2016 |
You're familiar with Chemistry questions. Nice concept! 2 Likes |
| Re: A New Element Has Been Added To The Periodic Table by Nobody: 11:39am On Oct 01, 2016 |
and I thought this was from IUPAC itself.
unos perros. 1 Like |
| Re: A New Element Has Been Added To The Periodic Table by slimmjohn(m): 11:39am On Oct 01, 2016 |
  What a great sense of humour!2 Likes |
| Re: A New Element Has Been Added To The Periodic Table by ashewoboy(m): 11:59am On Oct 01, 2016 |
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| Re: A New Element Has Been Added To The Periodic Table by Iseoluwani: 12:47pm On Oct 01, 2016 |
LordIsaac: am an arts students a proud graduate of political science but I decided to learn something new so am learning the first 100 element and their functions Thanks for ya comment 1 Like
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| Re: A New Element Has Been Added To The Periodic Table by Iseoluwani: 12:50pm On Oct 01, 2016 |
luminouz: Let me share my food with you
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| Re: A New Element Has Been Added To The Periodic Table by luminouz(m): 1:28pm On Oct 01, 2016 |
[quote author=Iseoluwani post=49825955] Let me share my food with you [/quoteAwwww...dats so cool of u! Eat dey go! 1 Like |
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