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New Element Added To The Preodic Table (gl) by aolumaxi(op): 9:26pm On Oct 25, 2015
A new element has been added to the PERIODIC TABLE:

Name: Girl
Symbol: Gl
Atomic weight: Don't even dare to ask.

PHYSICAL PROPERTIES:

1. Boils at any time,
2. Melts when handled with love and care.
3. Very bitter when mishandled.

CHEMICAL PROPERTIES:

1. Very reactive,
2. Highly unstable,
3. Possesses high affinity to gold, platinum, diamond, branded clothes and other expensive items.

NATURE:

1. Money reducing agent.
2. Volatile when left alone.

OCCURRENCE:
Mostly found in front of the mirrors.

Other properties includes:

1. Reacts with MARY-K powder to form a sexy Opaque surface area.
2. Very Stable in the presence of I-Pad, Blackberry, and Galaxy Tabs.
3. Very Volatile when a corrosive element e.g Another Girl (AG) tries to take her BF by Substitution reaction.
4. Highly Unstable when the Half-Life of her Radioactive Dating reaches 30yrs.
5. Makes a happy POP sound when a Basic substance like Brazilian Hair or foreign element like GUCCI combines with her at a high temperature of 100,000 degrees Naira.

ASSIGNMENT: Give me at least TWO more Physical/chemical Properties of element Gl
Re: New Element Added To The Preodic Table (gl) by nairalandmaster(f): 9:27pm On Oct 25, 2015
op is that the best you can think About?
Re: New Element Added To The Preodic Table (gl) by aolumaxi(op): 9:29pm On Oct 25, 2015
nairalandmaster:
op is that the best you can think About?
wait up... lemme think abt my response.... huh
Re: New Element Added To The Preodic Table (gl) by SBJoji(m): 9:31pm On Oct 25, 2015
Girls are gems,you need to treat them with care and respect
Re: New Element Added To The Preodic Table (gl) by aolumaxi(op): 9:37pm On Oct 25, 2015
SBJoji:
Girls are gems,you need to treat them with care and respect
no one disputed dat.... guess I av to use d words of tosyne2much dat if you can't differentiate btw hilarity nd reality, well, I cnt help u oooo
Re: New Element Added To The Preodic Table (gl) by tosyne2much(m): 9:46pm On Oct 25, 2015
SBJoji:
Girls are gems,you need to treat them with care and respect
and guys are iron that should be treated like Dangote bag of cement abi ? cool
Re: New Element Added To The Preodic Table (gl) by aolumaxi(op): 9:49pm On Oct 25, 2015
tosyne2much:
and guys are iron that should be treated like Dangote bag of cement abi ? cool
lol.... I wonda ooo..
Re: New Element Added To The Preodic Table (gl) by lilmax(m): 9:56pm On Oct 25, 2015
money reducing agent grin
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