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Re: Your Country Is A Joke by Nobody: 4:40pm On Nov 01, 2015
Whatever, however, whoever, wherever Nigeria is a joke. If you know anyone from Nigeria around you, run for he/she is either a fraudster, terrorist or drugbarron.
Re: Your Country Is A Joke by lokoloko84(m): 5:08pm On Nov 01, 2015
You are right and anybody against your writeup is insane.Nigeria is not only a joke but a disgrace filled with citizens who are shameless patriots.
I had a chat with a brother of mine who is a medical doctor but on an assignment in Sierralone.
He told me that most homes there have access to power supply for twenty two(22)hours daily and they use top paid meters.He further said the internet connectivity there is WiFi which is unlimited for like six months at a cost of $90 per month.He even said things are getting better, though the cost of living is high.
Fortunately, I watched a documentary about the civil war in Sierralone last month,a war which was a disaster and lasted for ten years ending in the year 2001. My point is that,if this country could provide this type of power supply and internet connectivity within the space of fifteen years, then most Nigerians should put up their thinking faculty, if they had any.
As far as,I am concerned Nigeria is too big to managed.It is better,she is broken down to manageable units in whatever to succeed. It is annoying to see countries in Africa, who have fought civil wars like Rwanda, Angola and so on in the 90's doing well economically and socially.
Nigeria is a disgrace and it is just a matter of time.
Re: Your Country Is A Joke by mensdept: 5:24pm On Nov 01, 2015
lokoloko84:
You are right and anybody against your writeup is insane.Nigeria is not only a joke but a disgrace filled with citizens who are shameless patriots.
I had a chat with a brother of mine who is a medical doctor but on an assignment in Sierralone.
He told me that most homes there have access to power supply for twenty two(22)hours daily and they use top paid meters.He further said the internet connectivity there is WiFi which is unlimited for like six months at a cost of $90 per month.He even said things are getting better, though the cost of living is high.
Fortunately, I watched a documentary about the civil war in Sierralone last month,a war which was a disaster and lasted for ten years ending in the year 2001. My point is that,if this country could provide this type of power supply and internet connectivity within the space of fifteen years, then most Nigerians should put up their thinking faculty, if they had any.
As far as,I am concerned Nigeria is too big to managed.It is better,she is broken down to manageable units in whatever to succeed. It is annoying to see countries in Africa, who have fought civil wars like Rwanda, Angola and so on in the 90's doing well economically and socially.
Nigeria is a disgrace and it is just a matter of time.
This nothing new, that is Nigeria was never meant to be a real country. It was just put together so that Oyibo can robb the region and Africans of their manhood. You think it is surprising our women are wearing other women hair and they see nothing wrong with that? Or that after naming ceremonies people will still say they are Naija for life without realizing where that name came from.

Look at who Nigger-Areans celebrated as their president- An old coupist. That is Africa for you. No wonder everyone is trying to go and give birth abroad because they know that green pale is meaningless.
Re: Your Country Is A Joke by Nobody:
lokoloko84:
You are right and anybody against your writeup is insane.Nigeria is not only a joke but a disgrace filled with citizens who are shameless patriots.
I had a chat with a brother of mine who is a medical doctor but on an assignment in Sierralone.
He told me that most homes there have access to power supply for twenty two(22)hours daily and they use top paid meters.He further said the internet connectivity there is WiFi which is unlimited for like six months at a cost of $90 per month.He even said things are getting better, though the cost of living is high.
Fortunately, I watched a documentary about the civil war in Sierralone last month,a war which was a disaster and lasted for ten years ending in the year 2001. My point is that,if this country could provide this type of power supply and internet connectivity within the space of fifteen years, then most Nigerians should put up their thinking faculty, if they had any.
As far as,I am concerned Nigeria is too big to managed.It is better,she is broken down to manageable units in whatever to succeed. It is annoying to see countries in Africa, who have fought civil wars like Rwanda, Angola and so on in the 90's doing well economically and socially.
Nigeria is a disgrace and it is just a matter of time.
the problem in nigeria is that its citizens are mainly hypocrites and find it very difficult to accept the truth. How can someone in his/her right senses be proud of this country? Someone said the OP was mocking nigeria, I wonder what that person thinks of this picture compared to the OPs' comment...loool

Re: Your Country Is A Joke by GentleToks(m): 6:43pm On Nov 01, 2015
Moriarty01:
So, i have been an avid follower of this large forum. i recently decided to open an account.

I still can't quite understand how you guys think.

your recently elected President has done nothing (Absolutely nothing) to combat Boko Haram more than 4months after his swearing in.
he travels to a different country daily (doing god knows what).
your economy is on a downward spiral.
no policies to strengthen your weak _ass currency.
more than 89% of the your increasing population lives below 1dollar daily.
no steps have been taken to diversify your ever weakening economy (which I heard is solely dependent on crude)
you cant boast of 20hr power supply daily.
educational system is the best on the planet (same with health-care) grin
good and accessible roads are everywhere (except) in your wonderful country. cheesy cheesy
you import basically everything (including wooden toothpicks)
you don't even have portable drinking water all around the country.
common basic amenities are absent.


and you guys take sides and support the same ruling class that's milking your nation dry?

the same people that stole from your fathers, the same people that are stealing from you presently and the same people that would steal from your children and grand-children??!!

and to think this was the same country my Nigerian coursemate was bragging about. his sense of reasoning must be warped cheesy cheesy


you guys totally deserve the wonderful leadership you're getting. grin grin
Shut your mouth fool. What a meaningless epistle!!!

I have lived in US and present living in UK

With all the social amenities here in Western world, people are still committing suicide on a daily basis.

Prostitution is a thriving business here despite their so called social amenities and welfare

People are homeless on the street of London and New York

Nigerians are more happier than your so called Westerners.

70% of your western graduates end up at McDonald's and Grocery stores with no future direction.

90% of western citizens are slaves to their government unlike Nigerians; these citizens borrowed their school fees throughout their days in University. At point of graduation, these kids are already owed about £50,000 as debt; that is about #15million.

A year or two after graduation, these kids want to settle down like every other person, they would approach their banks and borrow another 20% of £300,000(average home price is bow £200,000- £300,000) to put down for a mortgage; that is another £40,000-£60,000.

The remaining £160,000-£240,000 would be spread over 25 years. Is that a life?

These are the bills they would pay on top of all the above accumulated debt. Below is monthly bill of your so called westerners.

Your so called westerners are dying silently unlike Nigeria

Council tax
Water bill
Electricity
Gas
Tv licence
Home insurance
MOT
Car insurance
Road Tax

I know things are not right in Nigeria but having seen it all here in western world, there is nothing to cherish here either. The social amenities are being paid for by their citizens through pains and agony.








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Re: Your Country Is A Joke by Moriarty01(op): 7:21am On Nov 02, 2015
mikolo80:
[s]understandable
you're not Nigerian



you're either illiterate or blind
he has done all he can do as leader
em your research



that's what presidents do genius




says who
western imperialist boot lickees ba



no policy can strengthen a fundamentally (low productivity) weak currency



same in your country so why you making noise


you heard wrong
our foreign currency earning is what depends mainly on oil
our economy depends mostly on our farmers and traders

with your 21 hrs power supply you're still a slave to the white man so stfu,.... seriously keep quiet and bow your head in shame


yep it's sad ain't it
but I'm sure your country does same
I dare you to name your country of origin



we don't need it
that's why we have souped up immune systems


exciting ain't it


that's all the choice we have doofus
we have to play them against each other
it's working


same in your country so I don't know why you think you're saying anything important



he must have seen you have nothing to offer for him to brag

yep, yep we do
but we go'n change it
or die trying
you and yours however have given up ämd get your giggles by trying to make fun of our temporary setback
don't worry
relax and watch us colonize you and yours[/s]
I understand you're pained 'cos i said the truth. hurling abuses at me wont fix your country.

hurl them at your illiterate of a president wink
Re: Your Country Is A Joke by Moriarty01(op): 7:30am On Nov 02, 2015
Shut your mouth fool. What a meaningless epistle!!!
here comes another pained individual grin


I have lived in US and present living in UK
did i ask you? huh

[s]With all the social amenities here in Western world, people are still committing suicide on a daily basis.
Prostitution is a thriving business here despite their so called social amenities and welfare
People are homeless on the street of London and New York
Nigerians are more happier than your so called Westerners.
70% of your western graduates end up at McDonald's and Grocery stores with no future direction.
90% of western citizens are slaves to their government unlike Nigerians; these citizens borrowed their school fees throughout their days in University. At point of graduation, these kids are already owed about £50,000 as debt; that is about #15million.
A year or two after graduation, these kids want to settle down like every other person, they would approach their banks and borrow another 20% of £300,000(average home price is bow £200,000- £300,000) to put down for a mortgage; that is another £40,000-£60,000.
The remaining £160,000-£240,000 would be spread over 25 years. Is that a life?
These are the bills they would pay on top of all the above accumulated debt. Below is monthly bill of your so called westerners.
Your so called westerners are dying silently unlike Nigeria
Council tax
Water bill
Electricity
Gas
Tv licence
Home insurance
MOT
Car insurance
Road Tax
I know things are not right in Nigeria but having seen it all here in western world, there is nothing to cherish here either. The social amenities are being paid for by their citizens through pains and agony.[/s]
what the hell are you doing shuttling between the US & the UK if things are so rosy back in nigeria? keep deceiving your pained, miserable self. grin grin
Re: Your Country Is A Joke by Moriarty01(op): 7:42am On Nov 02, 2015
lokoloko84:
You are right and anybody against your writeup is insane.Nigeria is not only a joke but a disgrace filled with citizens who are shameless patriots.
I had a chat with a brother of mine who is a medical doctor but on an assignment in Sierralone.
He told me that most homes there have access to power supply for twenty two(22)hours daily and they use top paid meters.He further said the internet connectivity there is WiFi which is unlimited for like six months at a cost of $90 per month.He even said things are getting better, though the cost of living is high.
Fortunately, I watched a documentary about the civil war in Sierralone last month,a war which was a disaster and lasted for ten years ending in the year 2001. My point is that,if this country could provide this type of power supply and internet connectivity within the space of fifteen years, then most Nigerians should put up their thinking faculty, if they had any.
As far as,I am concerned Nigeria is too big to managed.It is better,she is broken down to manageable units in whatever to succeed. It is annoying to see countries in Africa, who have fought civil wars like Rwanda, Angola and so on in the 90's doing well economically and socially.
Nigeria is a disgrace and it is just a matter of time.
You are so right mi dear. All these fellows hurling insults at me are doing so 'cos what i say is the truth and nothing but.
Re: Your Country Is A Joke by CharleyCharley: 7:53am On Nov 02, 2015
OP, you couldnt have said it any better.

this, right here is the gospel truth.
Re: Your Country Is A Joke by Nobody: 7:56am On Nov 02, 2015
nigerdeltaaa:
that is exactly how they behave. Radio Biafra tells them the same thing and they call it hate speech. the monkeys and baboons in the zoo are programmed to reason backwardly. Please Tell your government to deport all nigerians in your country cos they are all criminals.
LOL. Like seriouslyhuh
Re: Your Country Is A Joke by Candyrain(m): 8:14am On Nov 02, 2015
Unfortunately all you said is the truth. The attitude exhitbited by the 1st guy to reply you is seem in most young Nigerians and that's the reason why we'll always remain in a spot. Trying to politicize everything is what has kept us where we are. It's really unfortunate bro. Honestly sometimes I do wish our fathers had won that Biafra war, perhaps things wouldn't have been like this. Funny thing is that they travel round the world and they see all this things, the good roads, good health care facilities and others but they come back see the dilapidated things we have here and they act less concerned. It's an unfortunate situation brother.

Moriarty01:
all i have said is the truth (nothing more).

why do most of you sound so bitter? huh
Re: Your Country Is A Joke by Candyrain(m): 8:18am On Nov 02, 2015
He may have a mockery tone but it still doesn't rule out the fact that all he stated is nothing but the truth.

Babe2sure:
What are you saying?
Don't you notice thinly veiled mockery in his write-up? Does he sound like he cares? The singular fact that he said it in a mockery tone will make me say that he should shut the fvck up.
His opinion and advice is not needed in the grand scheme of things. Mtchewwww!
He should go and advice his country people, because they have their own issues to grapple with too.
Re: Your Country Is A Joke by Legitbaba(m): 8:25am On Nov 02, 2015
Nigeria has been a joke all ma life...just that the joke is more funny these days....all thanks to OBJ...GEJ nd of course Buhari
Re: Your Country Is A Joke by mikolo80: 3:02pm On Nov 02, 2015
Moriarty01:
I understand you're pained 'cos i said the truth. hurling abuses at me wont fix your country.

hurl them at your illiterate of a president wink
if it's not a fact it's an opinion
not truth
g mentioned facts, you made opinions
for example you're already lying about me insulting you
highlight where I did without you doing it first
no problem I understand
you want to make yourself happy cos your country is stagnant and has no Hope of moving forward
sorry Ehn g understand
Re: Your Country Is A Joke by theDEVILisHERE: 3:09pm On Nov 02, 2015
Moriarty01:
So, i have been an avid follower of this large forum. i recently decided to open an account.

I still can't quite understand how you guys think.

your recently elected President has done nothing (Absolutely nothing) to combat Boko Haram more than 4months after his swearing in.
he travels to a different country daily (doing god knows what).
your economy is on a downward spiral.
no policies to strengthen your weak _ass currency.
more than 89% of the your increasing population lives below 1dollar daily.
no steps have been taken to diversify your ever weakening economy (which I heard is solely dependent on crude)
you cant boast of 20hr power supply daily.
educational system is the best on the planet (same with health-care) grin
good and accessible roads are everywhere (except) in your wonderful country. cheesy cheesy
you import basically everything (including wooden toothpicks)
you don't even have portable drinking water all around the country.
common basic amenities are absent.


and you guys take sides and support the same ruling class that's milking your nation dry?

the same people that stole from your fathers, the same people that are stealing from you presently and the same people that would steal from your children and grand-children??!!

and to think this was the same country my Nigerian coursemate was bragging about. his sense of reasoning must be warped cheesy cheesy


you guys totally deserve the wonderful leadership you're getting. grin grin
Friendly banter is ok
Aside that
No african/black person should be pointing fingers at another country to spite it
Your all in the same mess together
You all either find a way to come out of it together
Or you remain together in the mess you all find yourselves
Re: Your Country Is A Joke by Kestolovee95(f): 4:06pm On Nov 02, 2015
nigerdeltaaa:
that is exactly how they behave. Radio Biafra tells them the same thing and they call it hate speech. the monkeys and baboons in the zoo are programmed to reason backwardly. Please Tell your government to deport all nigerians in your country cos they are all criminals.
I agree with this post. Oga Op, tell your government to treat every nigeria living in your country as criminals. If they say they are nigerians sack all of them and deport them. But if they say are Biafrans, Oduduwans or Arewans you can let them be.

But if they insist they are nigerians, sack the idiots and kick them out of your couuntry before they contaminate it for you. nigerians are criminals, all of them!
Re: Your Country Is A Joke by Moriarty01(op): 3:56am On Jun 13, 2016
it appears i'm a prophet of some sorts wink
Re: Your Country Is A Joke by yetunsbay(m): 5:10am On Jun 13, 2016
When did refugee start to create topic on nairaland?
Re: Your Country Is A Joke by Moriarty01(op): 10:52pm On Jan 13, 2017
cheesy cheesy who missed me?
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