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Patrick Obahiagbon, who once represented Oredo Federal Constituency of Edo state shot to limelight the moment he arrived the House of Representatives in 2007 with his uncanny knack for jaw-breaking grammars.

If you have ever listened to the honorable member speak before, you will agree with me that you need your dictionary to actually understand his big big grammar….LOL

Here is a compilation of the top 20 Jaw breaking words ever used by the grammarian and their meanings:

1. Crinkum-crankum – Elaborate or detailed (archaic)
2. Megalomania – a mental illness or condition in which somebody has an exaggerated belief in their own importance or power.
3. Jiggery-pokery – Tricky, misrepresentation and manipulation.
4. Mephistophelean – wicked
5. Kakistocracy – Government under the control of a nation’s worst or least-qualified citizens
6. Braggadocio – Boost full or arrogant behavior
7. Ratiocination– The forming of judgment by a process of logical reason
8. Phantasmagoria – a sequence of imaginary images
9. Gargantuan –extremely large
10. Bugaboo – an object of fear
11. Pooh-pooh – Dismiss as being foolish or impractical
12. Insalubrious – unwholesome and unhealthy
13. Odoriferous – having an odor.
14. Lugubrious – mournful, sad, dismal
15. Malodorous – smelling very unpleasant
16. Termagant – a woman who is very strict and who tries to tell people to do things in an unpleasant way
17. Conundrum – A confusing problem or question that is too difficult to solve
18. Alacrit – great willingness or enthusiasm
19. Mendacious – Not telling the truth
20. Egregious – Outstandingly bad and shocking.
http://www.onlineleaks247.com/index.php/2015/11/02/20-hilarious-grammars-of-patrick-obahiagbon-and-their-meaning/

CC: lalasticlala, ishilove

Lmao at poo poo


and dis made fp
Wat an obahiagbonian conoundrumic segemede vuvular of a thread.

Some moderatum mods that decided to haul dis obonge gigantum thread to fp deserve wot we call scodritacum clappy clappy of limbs.



Wot i mean is clap for d mod(s) dat moved this to fp

u get time to research the meaning....good of u

Wow

.Patrick obahiagbon grammars are gargantuan bugaboo. ..

Khd95:
Lmao at poo poo

Lol

lalasticlala, abeg o people need to learn new vocab o....

D megefede of my artericular vessels is still in a throbling pooh-pooh

the gigantic bugaboo is a catacomb of lugubrious malodorous

Khd95:
Lmao at poo poo

Lol

I heard the man stopped speaking grammar when he lost an election.

englishmart:
that's gibberish. Of what use is talking without communicating?

God bless you.

JAZES:
Patrick Obahiagbon, who once represented Oredo Federal Constituency of Edo state shot to limelight the moment he arrived the House of Representatives in 2007 with his uncanny knack for jaw-breaking grammars.

If you have ever listened to the honorable member speak before, you will agree with me that you need your dictionary to actually understand his big big grammar….LOL

Here is a compilation of the top 20 Jaw breaking words ever used by the grammarian and their meanings:

1. Crinkum-crankum – Elaborate or detailed (archaic)
2. Megalomania – a mental illness or condition in which somebody has an exaggerated belief in their own importance or power.
3. Jiggery-pokery – Tricky, misrepresentation and manipulation.
4. Mephistophelean – wicked
5. Kakistocracy – Government under the control of a nation’s worst or least-qualified citizens
6. Braggadocio – Boost full or arrogant behavior
7. Ratiocination– The forming of judgment by a process of logical reason
8. Phantasmagoria – a sequence of imaginary images
9. Gargantuan –extremely large
10. Bugaboo – an object of fear
11. Pooh-pooh – Dismiss as being foolish or impractical
12. Insalubrious – unwholesome and unhealthy
13. Odoriferous – having an odor.
14. Lugubrious – mournful, sad, dismal
15. Malodorous – smelling very unpleasant
16. Termagant – a woman who is very strict and who tries to tell people to do things in an unpleasant way
17. Conundrum – A confusing problem or question that is too difficult to solve
18. Alacrit – great willingness or enthusiasm
19. Mendacious – Not telling the truth
20. Egregious – Outstandingly bad and shocking.
http://www.onlineleaks247.com/index.php/2015/11/02/20-hilarious-grammars-of-patrick-obahiagbon-and-their-meaning/

CC: lalasticlala, ishilove

No. 6 is used while speaking in tongues.

where is "surfili surfili catchy monkey" & "wahalarism"? ; ;DD

haha...

Mourinho is braggadocio.... #Chelsea Fans how wunna dey

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Hahaha @ pooh pooh. Yeah yeah man

Ok

LOL AT THAT NUM 8 THOUGH. PHANTASMAGORIA. WHEN HE SAID THIS I THOUGHT HE WAS MEANING THE NORMAL FANTA WE DRINK AND JUST 'OYINBOLIZED' IT.
THAT MAN HEN? HE NEED TO BE TAKEN TO GRAMMATICAL RE-HAB. ABI?

That man be doing thingz with grammar since 1800.B.C That man be doing thingz with grammar since 1800.B.C

Isn't No 6. supposed to mean boastful and not boost full?

ibon, his a gunnnerrrrrrrrr