Adesiji77:
LOL @ "you can't even change a TV channel"

9ja083:
HOW TO KNOW IF YOUR MOTHER IS A NIGERIAN

1) When you say, "Mummy, I'm Sorry!" And she replies, "Sorry for yourself!"

2) When you ask her where you should drop something and she says, “Drop it on my head."

3) When she brings food wrapped in a nylon bag from a party.

4) When you say, ''Mummy, I have fever.” And she replies you, “Why won't you have fever when you press phone every night”

5) When you say, “Mummy I took 2nd in my class.” and she replies, “So the person that took first has two heads abi?”

6) When she takes the DSTV remote to work, just to punish you.

7) When you are watching television with her and then she sleeps off and still doesn’t want you to change the channel.

When you tell her you are going to a friend's place to play and she asks, ''When last did that friend come here to play with you?

9) When she asks you if the food she served you is enough, and you reply no, and she says, come and eat my own with yours.

10) When she tells you, if I hear Peem, you will hear Ween.

11) When she touches hot pot comfortably without a cloth or
paper.

12) When she tells you, ''I didn't kill my mother, so you will not kill me''.

13) When she calls you from your room upstairs and then sends you back upstairs to bring her purse.

14) When you ask her to refund the money you borrowed her and she tells you, "All the food you have been eating in the house nko? Which money did you think was used in buying them?''

Our Mothers are wonderful.
True or false

9ja083:
HOW TO KNOW IF YOUR MOTHER IS A NIGERIAN

1) When you say, "Mummy, I'm Sorry!" And she replies, "Sorry for yourself!"

2) When you ask her where you should drop something and she says, “Drop it on my head."

3) When she brings food wrapped in a nylon bag from a party.

4) When you say, ''Mummy, I have fever.” And she replies you, “Why won't you have fever when you press phone every night”

5) When you say, “Mummy I took 2nd in my class.” and she replies, “So the person that took first has two heads abi?”

6) When she takes the DSTV remote to work, just to punish you.

7) When you are watching television with her and then she sleeps off and still doesn’t want you to change the channel.

When you tell her you are going to a friend's place to play and she asks, ''When last did that friend come here to play with you?

9) When she asks you if the food she served you is enough, and you reply no, and she says, come and eat my own with yours.

10) When she tells you, if I hear Peem, you will hear Ween.

11) When she touches hot pot comfortably without a cloth or
paper.

12) When she tells you, ''I didn't kill my mother, so you will not kill me''.

13) When she calls you from your room upstairs and then sends you back upstairs to bring her purse.

14) When you ask her to refund the money you borrowed her and she tells you, "All the food you have been eating in the house nko? Which money did you think was used in buying them?''

Our Mothers are wonderful.
True or false

fpeter:


very true. Hubby is a diehard Chelsea fan....we got married and i told him i watch TELEMUNDO
He protested,he begged,threatened...he finally joined me and even his friends were like "guy u don convert"

fpeter:


very true. Hubby is a diehard Chelsea fan....we got married and i told him i watch TELEMUNDO
He protested,he begged,threatened...he finally joined me and even his friends were like "guy u don convert"

littlecaf:
that my mother is truely nigeria but. Wait oo where did you get all of this from you really me laughing and rolling on the floor

Lobolintin:





Hahahaahahahaha abeg add when she's disapprove all your babes just because she no wan miss yoi

chara019:
Haba,is marriage that bad?

passionate88:
Very

9ja083:
HOW TO KNOW IF YOUR MOTHER IS A NIGERIAN

1) When you say, "Mummy, I'm Sorry!" And she replies, "Sorry for yourself!"

2) When you ask her where you should drop something and she says, “Drop it on my head."

3) When she brings food wrapped in a nylon bag from a party.

4) When you say, ''Mummy, I have fever.” And she replies you, “Why won't you have fever when you press phone every night”

5) When you say, “Mummy I took 2nd in my class.” and she replies, “So the person that took first has two heads abi?”

6) When she takes the DSTV remote to work, just to punish you.

7) When you are watching television with her and then she sleeps off and still doesn’t want you to change the channel.

When you tell her you are going to a friend's place to play and she asks, ''When last did that friend come here to play with you?

9) When she asks you if the food she served you is enough, and you reply no, and she says, come and eat my own with yours.

10) When she tells you, if I hear Peem, you will hear Ween.

11) When she touches hot pot comfortably without a cloth or
paper.

12) When she tells you, ''I didn't kill my mother, so you will not kill me''.

13) When she calls you from your room upstairs and then sends you back upstairs to bring her purse.

14) When you ask her to refund the money you borrowed her and she tells you, "All the food you have been eating in the house nko? Which money did you think was used in buying them?''

Our Mothers are wonderful.
True or false

Lobolintin:



Woman nah you and Seun open nairaland together ? Omo u must be first member I swear

LaRoyalHighness:
Let me add mine

Unibentested:


Lol..Best so far..hehehhe

chara019:
I don't think so jooor........you are sowing wrong impressions to some people o.

passionate88:
I'm not sowing any wrong impression on any persons. Modern day marriages are just frauds and scams.

chara019:
I won't believe you

passionate88:
Modern day marriages are just frauds and scams.

chara019:
Haba,is marriage that bad?