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Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Oluwanifemi96(f): 8:23pm On Nov 05, 2015
SwagkingDope:

Datx too far nw,cum on sunday
Sunday ke.....that's too short now..... I've been in Benin since last year December......I at least deserve/need the break
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 8:23pm On Nov 05, 2015
My life almost blew up on my face like everything does. Spent almost two weeks in a sick bed. I actually thought i was done for as i lingered in memories. I dont know why bad things happen to me. I saw my tears falling. I wasnt skared to die. But i was skared, at least for something greater.
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Ray360: 8:25pm On Nov 05, 2015
[b]Hello friends. i wrote this piece the day i left for Uniben. I was quite sober.




AVES OF FAREWELL...


I go! With my luggage on my trunk
like a meek camel trekking the loud stillness of
the desert
With giant eyes like the head of a bull;
Unruffled by contours and the maddening sun;
As I nurse my prime on the shores of growing
time
Amidst the demonic flance and pantomime;
That plucks the ripe grapes of smiles with
Lucifer's sickle
Amidst draconian weasels from the midden;
I will soar like Daniel in The lion's den
Where paws froze and molars stilled;
I will saunter the median of Everest
There where icons are epitaphed and Trojans are
cenotaphed;
Bid me farewell like tolling bell;
There is a treasure at the farther clime,
Shrouded in ashes and jeremiad,
For dogmatics with the soul of a lion;
like the 'odogwu' of ishiagu
which nursed no fears on the savanna of the mind
let me trudge the bushy trammel on the street to
Goshen;
Let fears be buried in past tears
For I voyage with the wing of a dragon;
Amidst the misty horizons of the orients;
The fog that stakes yonder stares;
I go like a blaring train
With Fortunes I make twain
Alea iacta est ![/b]

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Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 8:25pm On Nov 05, 2015
yungEX:
When I went for my physical clearance I saw one law girl fair her hair looked fried/permed (dunno what she did to it) D girl was really pretty! Ebayray did u meet that girl?


Hahahahahaha... Lol, y is evary1 asking me if I know dis or dat. tongue.

I dunno if I met her sha
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 8:27pm On Nov 05, 2015
SwagkingDope:
U we jux be tafiaing


Hahahahahaha hahahahaha. U really think so?!
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 8:27pm On Nov 05, 2015
Please has anyone in engineering submitted the record file?
Cc robinhez,supernover
Are we expected to pay for the biometrics?
Cc Ebayray
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by missme23: 8:29pm On Nov 05, 2015
Babice:
ah,k,taink God,i tot i woz d onli 1 ere hu az nt don d onlyn klerans,wen are u goin 2 du ya own?
at God's appointed time
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 8:29pm On Nov 05, 2015
akpobi:
Please has anyone in engineering submitted the record file?

Cc robinhez,supernover

Are we expected to pay for the biometrics?

Cc Ebayray



No, we're not paying for biometrics, Bro
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by missme23: 8:31pm On Nov 05, 2015
Asapchow:
i have but I didn't get any info. you could help me ask you know ? in the school.
im not in school..just go to your course department and ask the HOD
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 8:32pm On Nov 05, 2015
Ray360:
[color=purple][i][b]Hello friends. i wrote this piece the day i left for Uniben. I was quite sober.




AVES OF FAREWELL...


I go! With my luggage on my trunk
like a meek camel trekking the loud stillness of
the desert
With giant eyes like the head of a bull;
Unruffled by contours and the maddening sun;
As I nurse my prime on the shores of growing
time
Amidst the demonic flance and pantomime;
That plucks the ripe grapes of smiles with
Lucifer's sickle

Were you given literature or english?

The grammar na die!!

or did you copy it from somewhere?

if you didn't,more words to your brain!!.
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by SwagkingDope(m): 8:32pm On Nov 05, 2015
Oluwanifemi96:
Sunday ke.....that's too short now..... I've been in Benin since last year December......I at least deserve/need the break
Kay do ur thing gurl
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by SwagkingDope(m): 8:35pm On Nov 05, 2015
Ebayray:



Hahahahahaha hahahahaha. U really think so?!
Yup
Were u in skul 2dae?
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Oluwanifemi96(f): 8:36pm On Nov 05, 2015
SwagkingDope:

Kay do ur thing gurl
yhyh
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 8:38pm On Nov 05, 2015
Venus007, me that aint that fat is now way thinner. Well, ts one of those things.
Tomorrow morning, i will go pay for my acceptance fee. May not proceed from there now cox i dont have the strength to queue up with crowd now for i may slump cox my bp is very high. Will jast pay for that to keep my admission; then go relax. I'v even already rented a fine self-con and furnished it, so i will be okay by God's grace. Feel so terrible. Not done push ups and sit ups for more than two weeks and tis like a year.
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by SwagkingDope(m): 8:38pm On Nov 05, 2015
Oluwanifemi96:
yhyh
Hwfa send me a pm
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 8:39pm On Nov 05, 2015
SwagkingDope:
Yup
Were u in skul 2dae?

Alright o.
Nah, at home grin
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Ray360: 8:40pm On Nov 05, 2015
Astro290:

Lol
U better make up ur mind nw before its too late
My advice-follow Mr ray360
He's right!
I just prefer the hostel. At least for this embryonic phase of my varsity odyssey. Staying in school motivates me to study and tolls that principal fact that I am on that soil to achieve something virtuous. well, others may feel different.[

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Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 8:41pm On Nov 05, 2015
wi5dom:


u are badt!!!! grin grin grin grin grin wink
cheesy
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 8:44pm On Nov 05, 2015
blueto:


dont mind that timid supernover guy. he keeps hiding himself and thinks he is 'smart' undecided

anyway, do you remember the woman at the GST department?
she was using rope to tie her biro to her desk grin

please how are you going about securing hostel accomodation?
tongue
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by SwagkingDope(m): 8:44pm On Nov 05, 2015
Ebayray:


Alright o.
Nah, at home grin
Y?
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Ray360: 8:46pm On Nov 05, 2015
wi5dom:

thanks so much bro
Dey put your boy through o.. baba grin
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 8:50pm On Nov 05, 2015
Ebayray:


Lolz, he's funny..
Hahahahaha haha, d preacher woman.
U book for space online.
Yeah!
thay was hilarious, but we were not allowed to laugh at loud wink
is it that 'bed allocation' option on payment menu?
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 8:50pm On Nov 05, 2015
akpobi:
Please has anyone in engineering submitted the record file?

Cc robinhez,supernover

Are we expected to pay for the biometrics?

Cc Ebayray
Like seriously? RobinHez? And Supernover?
Lol. You're asking the wrong peeps, boy.
I don't even know what a record book looks like.
And I doubt Robin has an idea too .. Lol angry angry

Lol cool
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by wi5dom(m): 8:51pm On Nov 05, 2015
Ray360:

Dey put your boy through o.. baba grin

[size=32pt]WELL SHA...WEYTIN U WANT MAKE I TALK.....all i hv to say is that don't act as if you know all by tackling a lecturer or questioning his/her workings.

just be humble always and always i mean even though you are staying in or off campus,JUST BE HUMBLE BRO
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Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 8:52pm On Nov 05, 2015
SwagkingDope:
Y?

Lolz, see dis guy o... Where else do I wanna be if nt d comfort of ma house?.
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by EseBosun(f): 8:52pm On Nov 05, 2015
Please.. I'm going to school tomorrow.. how do I locate law faculty??

Ebaray
RobinHez
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Oluwanifemi96(f): 8:53pm On Nov 05, 2015
SwagkingDope:

Hwfa send me a pm
undecided ok
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 8:54pm On Nov 05, 2015
blueto:

Yeah!
thay was hilarious, but we were not allowed to laugh at loud wink
is it that 'bed allocation' option on payment menu?

Hahahaha, I laughed heartily dere o.
Yes it is, Bro. smiley

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Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Ray360: 8:55pm On Nov 05, 2015
akpobi:


Were you given literature or english?

The grammar na die!!

or did you copy it from somewhere?

if you didn't,more words to your brain!!.


Boss.. thanks a lot. I am a scientist o. Just a lover of words and writing. I dont copy from anywhere.
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by RobinHez(m): 8:57pm On Nov 05, 2015
SuperNover:
Like seriously? RobinHez? And Supernover? Lol. You're asking the wrong peeps, boy. I don't even know what a record book looks like. And I doubt Robin has an idea too .. Lol angry angry
Lol cool
Help me tell am o angry
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Babice(f): 9:02pm On Nov 05, 2015
missme23:
at God's appointed time
alryt,wi:sh u gudluk
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by yungEX(m): 9:02pm On Nov 05, 2015
Ebayray:



Hahahahahaha... Lol, y is evary1 asking me if I know dis or dat. tongue.

I dunno if I met her sha
Na u be almighty meeter nau

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