Ebayray:



Bread and bean balls(akara) , want some?

dharay99:

nope, no† dah† u lyinq †ho...buh nvm
I'm ohk, I'm jez prayinq for
a Good Monday so i can leave ds crappy place.

hwfa yhu...yhu finally
done clearing....

Ray360:

uhmm.. with a very creamy cup of tea please. bring it on dear.. the mouth waters already..

Ray360:

okay.. I am not thorough. how crappy is the place you are? where exactly? lol

Ksslib:

When people say "some people sleep at the auditorium",you shouldn't take it in its literal form but rather as a metaphor that hammers on the fact that some people,wizards as we call them,can be seen at the gate waiting for the auditorium to be open as early as 3am..

E get some kain figure of speech wey only some people wey clearance kpalava don frustrate(like myself) fit understand at first glance. If clearance na prison,I suppose be Capone base on how I take suffer both physically and psychologically before I fit see my clearance officer. I wan write best seller sef on my clearance experience so far and mind you,I aint even through with the clearance process.

Uniben clearance officers,esp that of engineering,I throwaway nyash give una. E no easy to frustrate lives like una do some of us. It takes a level careful planning,will power and Adolf hitlerness to achieve such.

Ebayray:



Bread and bean balls(akara) , want some?

Ksslib:

When people say "some people sleep at the auditorium",you shouldn't take it in its literal form but rather as a metaphor that hammers on the fact that some people,wizards as we call them,can be seen at the gate waiting for the auditorium to be open as early as 3am..

E get some kain figure of speech wey only some people wey clearance kpalava don
frustrate(like myself) fit understand at first glance. If clearance na prison,I suppose be Capone base on how I take suffer both physically and psychologically before I fit see my clearance officer. I wan write best seller sef on my clearance experience so far and mind you,I aint even through with the clearance process.

Uniben clearance officers,esp that of engineering,I throwaway nyash give una. E no easy to frustrate lives like una do some of us. It takes a level careful planning,will power and Adolf hitlerness to achieve such.

dharay99:

abehqi, I was d LAST person who
lef† d audi†orium ys†dy eveninq
& der was nuffin lyk dah†.!

Ebayray:



Lolz, Alright... Uhmm, deres no tea bt creamy coffee latte.. Hope ull enjoy it, it tastes sooo good.

Ray360:

hahahah.. thank you. I perfectly understand the literal and grammatical light of that post. The invitation letter is as useless as a piece of paper good enough to clean the bowels after defecation. At first, one would beam with hopes of being cleared instantly when one sees the date and day of invitation. only to get to the venue and be subjected to endless wait that drains one's energy and aches the head in chronic tolling decibels.
I arrived this week and only waited in vain yesterday. classes start on Monday as clearance continues! Those who haven't cleared will have to make-do with attending classes and going for clearance. well, I will be cleared on Monday without any hitch. What's keeping you uncleared? haven't you appeared before the officers ever since then?

JayBray:
Bro....have they finally cleared u?

Ksslib:

Thats why when I see people go like "help..help.. iam in lagos and I just found out that my clearance day is today...what should I do? Will they clear me if I go tomorrow?"..

I just laugh deep down and iam like the question they should be asking is "how many people have cleared on the same day as stated on their clearance invitation slip"?

I finally,against all odds appeared before my clearance officer on Thursday,filled correction form and submitted the next day which was the friday before yesterday. One week and counting,iam yet to see changes on my kofa page,neither have i seen any instruction to follow.

JayBray:
hehehe...lol bean cake is more lyk it

Princecalm:



what made it so? ....

SuperNover:
The coffee looks scary

Ebayray:



Lmao... Dats d design of the coffee

SwagkingDope:
Pukka36 jux troway me

SuperNover:

Your papers are in the senate....
You'll hear from the UAB chairman soon

SuperNover:
Lol

Ebayray:



Lolz, Alright... Uhmm, deres no tea bt creamy coffee latte.. Hope ull enjoy it, it tastes sooo good.

uhmm.. so tasty!! I savoured every sip. uhm.. you will make a good wife, with your courteousness and womanly virtues. can I pay the marital rites?

dharay99:

u n0† †rue,?
Can† dey shif† resump†on da†e.....
Aniway, all is well mahn.

Ray360:

uhmm.. so tasty!! I savoured every sip. uhm.. you will make a good wife, with your courteousness and womanly virtues. can I pay the marital rites?

SwagkingDope:

Many tinx o0

U cleared yet?

Ksslib:

Thats why when I see people go like "help..help.. iam in lagos and I just found out that my clearance day is today...what should I do? Will they clear me if I go tomorrow?"..

I just laugh deep down and iam like the question they should be asking is "how many people have cleared on the same day as stated on their clearance invitation slip"?

I finally,against all odds appeared before my clearance officer on Thursday,filled correction form and submitted the next day which was the friday before yesterday. One week and counting,iam yet to see changes on my kofa page,neither have i seen any instruction to follow.

Ksslib:

I know all these ones but my own be say "how soon will I hear from them"? Cos me no like all these last minute rush now that lectures MIGHT start on Monday or anytime soon.

If I don't hear from them any-moment from now or latest,Monday,iam going to the auditorium to create a scene everyone present at the time wont be in a hurry to forget.

Ebayray:




Hahahaha... Thanks.


Awwwwww, dats so sweet bt am already betrothed..

SuperNover:

Your papers are in the senate....
You'll hear from the UAB chairman soon

SuperNover:

Ray360:

Senate?so soon? are you sure? Senate don't come into play anyhow. only when the issue is very critical. And it takes ample time for them to finalise issues and give verdicts as evidenced in the yet-to-be-approved results of some students. I don't pray for anybody's issue to rest on Senate's table. no! Senate is the supreme Court of Uniben.